Aagadu Page #9

me for a drink.. l too didn't stop him.

He liked babbling..

..and l listening.

- This brother too won't force you.

Hey, is this from our shop?

Why would l get our stuff, bro?

a KHomeny007 - TUT ~ Presentation ~

What would happen if you did?

ln our stuff only

the label is original...

..the stuff inside is spurious!

- No!

What do you think of this brother?

lt costs 300 for a bottle..

..and we sell it outside for 3,300!

lt means 10 times profit!

- lndeed!

O God!

- Take the case of refined oil..

You mean sunflower oil?

The flower is only in

the name and to fool people.

What is there in the oil then?

- Castor oil!

Not only that..

we mix stones in yellow gram..

..velaga fruit in tamarind..

..papaya seeds in pepper..

..rita seeds in coffee powder..

..wheat flour in milk powder..

..rice flour in ice-cream..

..dalda in ghee, corn flour in butter..

..we adulterate everything

under the sun.

Won't people's health suffer

if they eat these?

Where else would they go?

They'll come to our hospital!

..and we adulterate

the medicines there too!

That's it!

Your younger brother is shocked!

lf you reveal the entire thing,

he may faint! Tell him..

Yes tell him.

- Kerosene in petrol..

..naphtha oil in diesel..

..mud oil in grease..

Vehicles will be ruined.

No problem. They will come

to our mechanic shed to get repaired.

We will paint our old parts..

..and sell them as

new spare particles. - Yes.

All this is a chain.

A lot of units are needed

to maintain this chain. l suppose.

Where are they?

- Don't ask me that.

Oh! - Won't you tell

your younger brother?

l felt bad!

- Yes, we too felt bad.

Hey, don't try to spoil things here.

Don't mistake me,

younger brother.

l don't share business

details even with my wife!

l don't save them in

my cell phone too.

lt is all up in my mind.

l have a good memory power!

Hey, when you speak of

your mind and memory power..

..l am reminded of the game shows

l played with my brother!

Hey.. this elder brother

too loves game shows!

Hey.. let's play a game show then!

Let's play a game show!

- Lets play!

Welcome to the wonderful

game show 'You or me.'

The one with highest

points is the winner..

The participants are lion Seenu,

ferocious Firangee..

..and super Sampangi!

Ourjudge is Prabhakar

who drives everyone crazy!

There are 3 rounds here called

lnternational, national and local.

There is an anchor round in addition too

The one who presses the buzzer

first only gets to answer the question.

lf you give the right answer,

plus 10 points.

lf you give the wrong answer,

minus 10 points.

So you must think carefully

before pressing the buzzer.

ls it ok?

- Yes!

The one who gets highest

points get the title 'lnvincible'.

Lets see who among you is invincible..

are you ready? - Yes!

First question in international round..

who is the president of Zimbabwe?

Robert Gabriel Mugabe!

Right answer!

Next.. Argentina's capital?

- Buenos Aires!

Right answer!

There is one breed of dog

which can't bark.. which is it?

Basanji..

- Spell it!

B A S A N J l..

Fantastic Firangee! You are amazing!

Thank you..

- Good!

What is the fastest bird in the world?

Swift!

- What an answer?

Why don't you take other car names

like Santro, l20, 420, Ambassador etc?!

He gave a wrong answer..

give him minus points!

Mr. Sampangi.. you cannot decide

what is right and what is wrong!

The judge is there to decide that..

please speak!

Swift is the right answer!

Thank you.

- How can that be right?

How can that be correct?

He asked about a bird..

while he gave the name of a car!

How can it be correct? How come?

Mr. Sampangi! Go and stand there!

Do you think this is a

game show or a cattle market?

Swift is the fastest bird in the world..

..and the car was named after it.

lt is a fact!

You have to accept it!

Ok, next question..

What was found first..

a lighter or a match box?

The match box..

- Wrong answer!

Match box is the wrong answer?

- Yes!

Ancient man realized that fire can

be created by friction between stones..

..and using the same technique

he dipped a cloth in oil..

..and invented the lighter first!

The process was enhanced

to invent the match box later.

So lighter is the right answer

and match box is the wrong answer!

Next question!

Man's heart stops some

times while he is alive..

..what are the instances that happens?

No one can answer? Leave it!

Let's move on to the next question..

Please give us the

answer to that question!

Otherwise my heart may really stop!

When one sneezes!

When one sneezes?!

- Yes!

When we sneeze, our heart

stops for a fraction of a second..

That's why our elders say

'God bless you' in the cities..

..and in the villages

they bless with a long life.

Also when we sneeze we

automatically close our eyes..

You know what happens

if we don't do so?

What happens?

- The eyeballs pop out!

O God!

Thank you, sir..

you gave nice information!

Next question..

When man is born he has 300 bones..

How many will they become

by the time he grows up?

They may become 400..

Four hundred!

- Wrong answer!

Cancel..

300! - That is also wrong answer!

Then what is the right answer?

206 is the right answer!

Do you eat regular food or grass?!

Are you a man or a beast?

Useless fellow!

Sir, you only do justice here.

lf one has 300 bones at birth..

..then after one grows up either

they increase or remain the same.

How can they become lesser in number?

Are they currency that

someone robs them off?

He is given that seat since

we considered him a gentleman..

..he should be doing justice equally!

But he qualifies his

responses as correct..

..but my answers as wrong!

He and his monkey face!

Mr. Sampangi! What are you saying?

- l'm right!

Don't blabber like a fool!

l swear by my occupation and say this..

..l don't give preference to anyone.

l will say right if it is

right and wrong if it is wrong.

lf you don't trust me, then it is

unnecessary for me to be neutral judge.

l will go.

- Go away if you want.

Whom are you threatening?

- Mr. Prabhakar! He is a fool.

l am saying sorry on his behalf.

l felt very bad, sir.

l say sit down.

l say sit down! Sit down!

- Okay.

Mr. Sampangi!

lf you shout like that you will get BP.

But if you have patience and listen,

then your GK will be improved.

As we grow few bones joins together and

count will reduce. This is the truth.

lnternational round complete.

Let us see your scores.

Mr. Prabhakar!

As his name suggests,

Firangee is leading the scores with 40.

Still sleeping lion Seenu, zero.

Watch out, Seenu.

Sampangi's score is -20

because of wrong answers.

Sorry!

Now national round first question.

National bird? - Peacock!

National animal? - Tiger.

National fruit? - Mango.

National game? - Hockey!

Number of chapters in Bhagavat Geeta?

- Eighteen!

Any four incarnations from Dashavataras.

l can say this. Chaina Kamal Hasan.

Chennai Kamal Hasan, Amera Kamal Hasan..

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