Aambala

The leader will be here now.

Go and do your work.

When he is here,

this place must rock.

They don't want to work

without being paid.

This too? Go!

The leader will leave

in another 2 minutes.

I must show

I have lots of supporters.

Where am I going to go

without paying you?

This is what you said

the last time.

Then you didn't pay me.

-The leader is here.

Ask your men to cheer.

-Saravanan said no cheering...

...without money.

-How are you?

Why are they so quiet?

-I'm so embarrassed.

At least tell your men

to wave at him.

If you pay me, they will wave.

-You're too much. Here!

That's Saravanan!

Leaded

-Long live!

Put this on for the leader!

What's your name?

-Saravanan.

What do you do?

-Black flag protesL...

...reformation, party meetings,

road and railway protests.

These are for politics.

Beauty pageants, processions,

...birthday parties, film releases,

these are public functions.

Debates, poojas, shootings

and celebrations...

...these are my hobbies.

Ear piercing ceremonies,"

...weddings and priest gatherings,

these are individual events.

My job is to supply people

for each event.

You have such

a large group with you.

Why don't you join politics?

-I gather people for politicians.

I do not use them for politics.

-You talk well too.

Just say yes,

you can take his place.

Long live the leader!

Do you want my post?

-If you do your job well...

...why would I want

to take your place?

Sir, I'm here.

-I'm coming!

Okay, sir.

-Excuse me!

Look at this.

How dare you scratch

a police officer!

You may be a police officer,

do you know who I am?

You may know anyone, I don't care.

Because I don't know anyone.

He looks like a panda,

he irritated me.

I think he has

his breakfast for 10 hours.

When did you come? Come here.

-Why did you call me?

Do you need a crowd

for your false case?

I don't need a crowd.

I need help in my love matter.

You need my help?

-Must I always help others?

Won't you help me?

-How can you fall in love...

Even priests have girlfriends,

why can't we have them?

Come, I'll show y

who the person is. Look!

The milk goody

in green sari.

What happened?

-We can like nasta...

...but not pasta.

Pasta?

Yes, uptown girls

are called pasta.

You don't know about them.

It's hard to love them.

Once you fall for one,

it is tough to maintain her.

Listen to me. She'll give you

a miss call in the morning.

Then she'll take 10 selfies

and post them in Facebook.

If you like it and call her,

she won't answer.

She'll give us a miss call

30 minutes later.

When you call her, she'll tell you

to meet her somewhere.

You can't go empty-handed,

you must get her some chocolates.

She'll come an hour late.

You've to pay your loan...

...and use the balance

to buy a cheap bike.

She'll insist that you buy

a super bike.

When she rides with you,

she won't touch you at all.

Along the way, she'll make you

take her to a beauty parlour.

She'll do all

the treatments for 3 hours.

She'll come out and apologise

and ask for your card.

You'll get shocked

when you see the bill.

Then she'll take you shopping

in the pretext of buying...

...underwear for you.

She'll buy everything she needs.

She'll spend

your one month salary in a day.

Then she'll take you to an empty

theatre, sit by the side...

...and start rubbing you. You'll

put your hands on her shoulder.

She'll tell you to remove your

hand as she can't concentrate.

Won't you get angry?

Then she'll go to a restaurant...

...after eating at the interval,

she'll order all that she wants.

She'll nibble on it

and leave the rest.

When you think the day has ended,

there'll be a Mist then.

It's called discotheque.

When you take her to one...

...a guy will call her

to dance with him.

You have to pick her up,

but he'll drop her.

She'll use us to top-up her phone

and pay the auto fare.

Do we need such a love?

-Were you trying to discourage me?

Say something for my height,

not yours.

For us, only family girls...

...will suit us.

-You're saying it is tough...

...to maintain an uptown girl.

You've opened my third eye.

You're saying we'll be happier

with the girl that suits us...

...than the girl we meet.

So she is nobody to me.

Thank you, brother.

-Vanakkam to everyone who is here.

Is everything okay?

-Everything is super.

Stop it!

You're laughing on your own?

Who is the girl?

She is high class, I'm low class.

She won't suit me.

I just advised a guy.

-Girls don't go for class anymore.

They go for mass.

And fair girls like dark boys.

Really?

-You're asking as if...

...you don't know.

Unload quickly.

-it's getting late, hurry.

I don't know your name

and where you're from...

I don't even know who you are,

but it's okay...

"I don't need to know your

history and can't love you"...

It doesn't matter

what you say...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends...

You appear in my dreams

and reality...

I can't take your torture...

I have a good heart,

but you're torturing me...

I've not been

able to sleep for 4 days...

You 're a London laddu

and I'm Madurai puttu...

Let's shoot

a love rocket together...

Ha/va plate on me...

Don't steal my heart...

Like a bull...

I came waging my tail...

Because I saw

a beautiful girl...

I came after you...

I don't know your name

and where you're from...

I don't even know who you are,

but it's okay...

"I don't need to know your

history and can't love you"...

It doesn't matter

what you say...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends,

what's your name and number...

Let's be friends...

Sir, just like you said...

...my wife came back

after a week.

If your wife came back to you

for your face...

...can you imagine

what the other guy will look like?

Astrology is true.

-But your wife isn't true to you.

He's giving you

a prediction for free tea.

Why listen to him?

-You can say anything about me.

That's what you just said.

-Don't talk ill about astrology.

The boxes decide everything.

-You look like a wild buffalo...

...you're talking about boxes.

What did you tell me?

What did I say?

-I'll face a problem in 10 days.

You told me to take leave

and go off for 15 days.

I'll say the same.

You have Sani going on now.

You'll face a problem in 10 days.

-I'll get promoted in 10 days.

My promotion order is ready

on the commissioner's table.

I can be an assistant

commissioner anytime now.

Please believe me. Burn an oil

lamp for Vinaiyagar to reduce...

...the intensity of Sani.

-We have to be afraid...

...of the cold weather in Ooty,

we shouldn't be afraid of Sani.

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