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I don't understand how

kidnapping me and Dave

is going to change the world.

Yeah, yeah?

Something's happening

inside my body.

Like my hormones are changing.

Maybe it's getting off

the pill, I don't know.

Come on, just give me

something.

Dave.

Hello?

Are you okay?

Oh, no!

Ahh, get off of me!

Get off of me!

Get off!

Please!

Please, I don't wanna die!

Jessica?

Are you okay?

I woke up in a hospital room.

There was a... there was a dead

abductor on the ground.

I tried to escape.

I saw...

I saw a news webpage,

and there were pictures,

our pictures were next

to pictures

of my dad in Afghanistan.

It has to be the Taliban.

F***, you were right.

Oh my God.

It's day five.

It is the Taliban.

I escaped and I saw

a news headline

and Dave found an ear.

So that backs it up.

It's probably some sort of

sleeper cell

that's been in

the U.S. for a while.

And I found this little kid.

They kidnapped a kid.

She was 10, 12 years old.

It's so creepy.

A kid?

And Dave has that same wound

on the back of his neck.

We both have needle marks

on our arms, it's f***ed.

I tried a protein bar.

You ate the rat pellets?

That or starve.

They turned the lights on.

Yeah, now we can see what

a shithole we're in.

Do you hear that breathing?

Hello?

Who the f*** are you?

Please don't hurt us.

Who are you?

I'm Justin.

Summer.

Who kidnapped you?

I... I don't... know.

My name's Dave.

This is my girlfriend, Jessica.

We we're kidnapped

in Griffith Park.

Summer, this is my fault.

We knew four people were

already missing from the park

and... and we walked right

by the poster,

and now we're here.

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

Four people?

Posters?

What did the posters say?

We... we didn't

look at it.

I read online that

the police were using

blood hounds in the park,

and all they ended up finding

was a Flip cam.

My Flip camera.

That means the cops

must have a good lead.

There wasn't any

talk about hostages,

or... or... or ransom notes

from the Taliban?

No.

Did you see them?

No.

Here.

Here, put this on, wrap it

around like a skirt.

It'll make you feel better.

The rest of your clothes

should come soon...

part of their procedure

to strip you down, and make

you huddle in the dark.

How old are you two?

When were you guys kidnapped?

Saturday,

around 7:
00 p.m.

What time is it now?

Um, I think by our calculations

it should probably be about

Sunday morning.

We've been joined

by two new victims,

Justin and Summer,

who also have no idea why

they've been abducted.

Do you two have

any military connections?

What?

Any reason why

the Taliban would kidnap you?

No.

Justin...

it's your mom and dad.

Hey, okay, is this

like a boot camp,

like... like

some kind of intervention?

I don't think so.

'Cause they found

some pot in Justin's room

and they threatened to

send him away.

I mean...

it's gotta be it.

Believe me,

this is not a boot camp.

Are either of your

parents rich?

Justin's father

is Jerry Weiner,

you know, the big movie

producer?

Maybe this is about ransoms?

Yeah, we found this

little girl.

I mean, maybe

she's being held, too.

Okay, Justin...

Dave?

Hello?

Summer?

Oh, f***.

Where is Dave?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

No!

No, no, no!

F*** you, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Are you okay?

Hey, what happened?

Ow...

What is that?

Don't... don't touch.

What is it?

Don't touch it.

Can I look?

It hurts.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What did they do?

What, did they

take out your kidney?

What is that?

F***!

Just take our

f***ing body parts one by one,

sell it off to the highest

bidder?

They look like f***ing

metal staples.

Jesus.

It's okay, you're fine,

you're okay, you're okay.

Ahh!

Wow... the first ones.

What?

Your 9-1-1 call got a lot of

people down to Griffith Park

hoping to be the chosen ones.

What the f*** are you

talking about?

We wanted to get abducted.

Why?

You don't know

who abducted you?

No, do you?

They're aliens.

They're not f***ing aliens.

You got a scar?

Yeah.

Aliens.

I got mine a couple

of days ago... ah!

They entered your body, right?

I can feel a worm, crawling

around inside me.

Ah!

I don't feel anything inside me,

so I don't buy it.

Hello, I'm Elliot.

That's Maria,

she's totally freaked out.

She's writing her dissertation

on alien abductions.

But now that it's

happened, she's comatose.

They're abducting couples

to repopulate Earth

with human aliens.

I guess we should be

rejoicing, huh, Dave?

I mean, if it's gonna be between

aliens and the Taliban,

I'd take aliens any day.

You guys are insane.

I'm a Harvard

PhD'er with degrees

in Physics and Philosophy

with an IQ rated

in the top percentile

of the human population.

Maria believes that's

why the nabbed us,

and, we're not even a couple.

That doesn't make any sense.

I mean, why take

Jessica and me?

We're regular people.

Males are the chosen ones.

Females are the egg farm.

Got it.

Did the aliens send you

to put out their message,

to be the Messiah?

I don't believe in

any of this alien crap.

Have as many as you want.

They're running experiments

to determine our

body status for future use,

controlling exactly what we eat,

so I say eat.

In the blue room

I saw something

that said Nevada five,

Jeff Miller, RIP, 2009.

Yep, Miller, he's on our list.

The count was up to nine

in Nevada,

12 in Boston, six in New York.

In that same room

I found an ear.

Seems to be a bit

more of a ransom move.

Think that Getty kid back

in the '70s.

They're running transfusions

through our kidneys.

Think about it.

Elliot, you're full of sh*t!

Where's the proof?

Not once have I seen

one alien gadget

that can't be bought here on

"off the shelf" planet earth.

Here's why, if the FBI ever

captures one,

there won't be

anything to positively

identify them as alien,

no smoking ray-guns.

That's your proof?

No proof is your proof?

Are you saying that we're

like Adam and Eve?

That's exactly

what he's saying,

they're rounding up a new herd,

taking us two-by-two,

walking us up the plank to

the alien f***ing ark.

Aliens, no need to gas us,

we're on your side.

One time we're gonna

get gassed and not wake up.

If we die,

I just don't wanna die alone.

That's why you got me.

Let's get married...

right now.

It's too sad.

No, it's not.

I'll record it...

and we can still

have a wedding video.

So...

in case we miss our

future wedding,

do you, Jessica Marino,

take me, Dave Roberts,

to be your lawfully wedded

husband?

I do.

Do you, Dave Roberts...

take Jessica Marino

to be your

lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

By the power vested in me,

in the middle of this cell,

I now pronounce us...

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Day seven.

I read a book on prison once

by the French writer

Albert Camus.

And he goes through

the four stages of how to

break down a prisoner.

One, you strip

them of everything.

Two, you make them grovel

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