Acts of Violence Page #2

I'm totally kidding.

Okay, guys...

Tonight is about you guys.

- Jesus!

- Come on, guys!

I don't wanna hear it!

Look, we wanted to wait

for the wedding, but...

We figured it'd at

least cover the cost

for the airfare

for the honeymoon.

- [sighs] Guys, this is too much.

- No! You deserve it.

Yup.

Okay, well...

- I'm coming over.

- [Jess] Oh, yeah.

- Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

- Thank you so much.

All right. Just take

the money, Roman.

Take the money.

Look, Jess and I have worked

so hard for what we have.

And if you love

that little firecracker

as much as I love this

gorgeous pain in my ass...

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

You're gonna need some money

to spoil her with.

So welcome to

Clan MacGregor!

- [Roman] Yes!

- Officially!

[all] Cheers.

Cheers.

- I'm so happy for you, babe.

- Aw! Thanks.

Now they got you

doing the dishes, huh?

[water shuts off]

I didn't know

you were here.

Nice to see you.

- You're looking good.

- Thanks!

Let me just grab

a cup real quick.

You're just in time to go to the

strip club with your brothers.

Uh,

I'm not into that.

Why not?

There's too many douchebags

at those places.

I end up punching somebody.

Come on. Roman wants

to spend some time with you.

And I wanna spend

time with Roman,

but I'm not going there.

Whoa! Look who crawled

out of his cage!

What's up, brother?

- Hey, man.

- How you doing?

- Good. You?

- I'm good. You look good.

Hey, stick around, man.

I'll be right back.

Gonna jump in the shower.

Get clean for the ladies.

[chuckles]

How are you doing?

I'm doing all right.

They really miss you.

They don't see you ever.

Yeah, I've just been, uh...

Just been going through

a lot, you know?

You're coming

to the wedding, right?

Yeah. I'm gonna try and make it.

"Try?"

Yeah, I don't wanna tell you that

I'm coming and then not show up.

Why would you cancel on us?

I just told you.

I got a lot going on, Mia.

I've been through

a ton of sh*t too,

but I still show up

for my family.

Mia, congratulations

on the engagement.

I... I hope it works out.

Relationships aren't easy.

What do you know

about marriage?

You've been divorced twice.

I was cheated on twice

while I was overseas.

I know,

and I'm sorry about that.

I'm just trying to say don't

throw shade on our relationship

- when you don't know a thing about them yourself.

- Okay.

You know what?

You're 23 years old.

What the f*** do you

know about life?

[sighs] Jesus.

What'd you say to her?

[sighs]

[exhales]

Think the last time

we were in here,

- we were 13 and making out.

- [laughs]

Brandon locked us in here

for, like, three hours.

Dad was so pissed.

And I was like this close

to peeing my pants.

[sighs]

It's not easy

to talk to Deklan.

I know, but we're

so nice to him, Roman.

We're always reaching out.

He just doesn't care.

Yeah.

Well, we're all he has.

And he's hurt.

And people who are hurt

hurt other people.

Look, he's always been there for

me when I really needed him.

I wanna be

the same for him.

Even if he

doesn't want it.

You're so sweet.

I am sweet, aren't I?

Very much so.

I don't wanna have a bachelor party.

Let's just...

Let's just stay here

and watch a movie.

It's not a bachelor party.

You're gonna go

with your brother

and stare at naked women.

What if I only wanna

see you naked?

[chuckles] You're gonna see me

naked for the rest of your life.

Seriously,

go have fun tonight.

I'm gonna go out

with my girlfriends.

Okay. Well, make sure

you're safe, all right?

I think I can handle myself.

[man rapping] I see you watching

me Girl, I'm watching you

I got a suite downtown

What it do?

[woman rapping] I got my

eyes on you I done chose...

That is for you.

Thank you.

This is all for you, man.

All for you.

- [Roman] Oh.

- [Brandon] Just enjoy yourself.

This is supposed

to be fun, man.

- Come on. Relax! Relax!

- I know. I know.

[song continues, indistinct]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Hi!

Uh, look at you!

- [woman 1] Hi.

- [woman 2] Hi.

I'm Brandon.

This is Roman.

This is my brother.

He's getting married.

- Oh!

- I know!

I knew that was gonna be

exciting! I know!

All right. I need you

to take care of him, okay?

- You don't have to...

- No, no. I do.

I do. How's that?

Is that enough?

- I'll take good care of this one.

- I know you will.

- Come on.

- I'm going with...

- Yeah. You go, man.

- All right.

- You go.

- All right.

[Brandon]

Try and relax! Relax!

Wow.

[female reporter on TV]

At least three people,

including a Georgian soldier

and two Afghan civilians,

were killed in a suicide attack

on Kabul Province

late on Thursday evening.

At least 12 others,

including three

Georgian soldiers,

two American service members,

and seven Afghan civilians

were wounded in the attack.

The incident took place

late on Thursday

in the vicinity of Qarabagh

District of Kabul Province.

The NATO-led support mission, in a

statement, confirmed that one solider...

[up-tempo house music]

Last but not least,

one for the bride-to-be!

[laughing]

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

[all] Whoo!

Your boy is crazy, man.

He's out of his mind.

- Who?

- Max!

What do you think

you do all day?

He wouldn't be moving

weight at all without you.

Doesn't matter.

We out?

Right after I talk to that.

Get my 6:
00.

Jimmy!

Let me in for two seconds,

brother.

Jimmy. Jimmy.

Hey, sweetheart.

Who's the lucky lady?

This little hottie,

she's getting married.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- You're too young.

You're too young.

You should wait till you

meet a real man, you know?

Are you a real man?

Let me show you real quick.

I got a...

Easy, easy, easy.

He doesn't get out much, okay?

- I'm just saying.

- Let me buy you girls some shots. How 'bout that?

We are actually all good. We have a bottle.

But thank you guys.

Uh... Come on! Be nice. Come on.

Let them get a shot.

We can help you, you know...

Little party more, right?

Oh, you...

You have blow.

Oh, we have everything.

Enough to satisfy

the whole club.

All right, do me a favor, and could

you guys please just get out of here?

- Mia, stop.

- [indistinct]

Seriously, you guys have

to go away from our table.

Mia, we're being nice.

All right. Listen. Come here.

Let me tell you...

Don't touch me!

- Ooh!

- [chuckles]

Listen, princess,

I'm just f***ing around!

Don't touch me!

- The f*** is wrong with you?

- [Mia] Get out of here!

Mia, you shouldn't

have done that!

You have no idea

who they are!

Get the f*** off me!

I'm cool!

Haley, you leave me alone. I've had

enough of you tonight. Excuse me.

[man rapping]

I see you took one glance

Yeah, I heard

What your friends said

Yeah, I must be

I could make you

Bend over, trust me

We could have fun

I could make you love me

Baby, how sexy

No one is above me

If you like it rough

I could make you

Maybe calm down, baby

I could whisper in your ear

Make it run, baby

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