Adult Beginners Page #9
in risk."
Yeah, I just heard Jake
say that.
What else do you got, Neal?
Jesus f***ing Christ.
Right, well, I'm picking up
where he left off.
Hurry up.
The meter's running.
Let's go.
- Schnell, schnell, come on.
- I'm coming.
Oh, my God.
Don't... Look, just let me talk.
You don't even have
a bathing suit.
I have on boxer briefs.
It's fine.
Not really.
- I'll get out.
- No, we're coming in.
Daddy, I'm swimming!
Buddy, you are swimming.
- And Mama, too.
- Honestly.
Oh, come on.
We're getting out.
Oh, that is cold.
Danny, this is ridiculous.
Hey, ladies.
Hi, hi.
I'm Teddy's daddy.
- Hey, buddy.
- Come on.
What? Dude, why are you
holding onto me?
I'm not entirely comfortable
here.
Yeah, me neither.
Okay, I'll hold him.
You guys talk.
Go to Uncle Jakey, come on.
- What are you doing?
- I need to talk to you.
Hey, buddy.
Look.
It was a one time thing.
Okay? That happened
one-and-a-half times, okay?
Justine, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you know I am.
I don't know what I needed,
but it wasn't that.
And I'll do anything.
I'll wake up every morning
with Teddy until you forgive me.
I'll get up in the middle
of the night
with the baby
until you forgive me.
I'll do whatever
you need me to do.
But you've gotta let me
come home.
So many visitors.
Teddy, do you think you're ready
to try and jump in?
- Oh, today?
- What? Wait.
No, he doesn't have to,
if he's not ready.
Hey, buddy.
Buddy, you gotta jump in okay?
We gotta go under, okay?
Watch Daddy.
Like this.
Ready?
You do it.
Okay, we gotta go under.
- We gotta show him.
- You gonna go under?
Yeah.
Today's our last class.
- I don't want to.
- She's right.
She's right.
You gotta do it.
You know what?
I'll stay up here, okay?
I'll stay up here
in case he jumps in.
You hold onto Jake,
and I'll hold onto you.
- Nobody's gonna drown.
- Jesus. Drown?
What? Isn't that
what you're worried about?
You know what?
You're new to this class.
Why don't you just back off?
Hey, I'm not new to this class.
I been in this class
a long time.
I'm gonna be in this class
forever.
Okay.
Hold onto me.
We're going under.
Okay?
Teddy, look at Jakey and Mommy.
We're gonna go under.
Okay?
You know I'm doing this just
so you'll stop talking to me.
Great.
I'll be right here.
One...
Two...
Three!
Come on, buddy.
Jump.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I thought we were all getting
pizza.
She's back at the house.
- She's in labor.
- What?
What the f*** are you doing
picking me up here?
Chill out, dude.
She's in the first inning.
Got, like, hours to go.
Wanna blaze?
I'm just kidding.
We do have to pick up
a pizza though.
She'll f***ing kill me
if I don't.
"And the owl baby took
his new owl baby sister,
"and together they flew down
from the tree
"to their little red car.
"'Let's go fast, '
said the owl baby sister.
'Put on your seatbelt, '
said her owl baby brother."
Hi, guys.
I'm gonna go put your bag
in the car.
Teddy, you wanna help Daddy?
- No.
- It's okay.
We're here and we're reading
about baby owls.
Okay.
Well, tell your brother
to relax.
Kiss.
Okay.
Hey.
How are you doing?
When was your last contraction?
20 minutes ago.
Relax.
People should be moving
at a different clip here.
Hey, Teddy, Mommy and Daddy
are gonna go to the hospital
for a little while,
and you're gonna stay here
with Unky Jake, okay?
What does that mean?
Donuts!
Cookies!
More than two shows!
Three shows!
Yeah.
Who stayed with you
when I was born?
I have no idea.
Justine, your fort-building
skills
are very structurally unsound.
I'm in labor.
Honestly, I'd put more
sconces in here.
Noted.
"I am a frog.
My name is Anton..."
Oh, God, I hate this story.
Can we change it?
I'm the guest.
No, you're not.
"...lived a family
of three bears.
"The first was a great big bear.
"The second was a middling-sized
bear.
"And the third was a little
teeny-tiny bear.
"And they all lived together,
in a fine little house.
And very happy they were."
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