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over certain vermin,

such as rats and wolves,

and you are unable to enter

into someone's homestead

unless specifically

invited, which is...

- That's a weird one.

- It's f***ing useless. Heh.

I'm just trying to harness

the power of the Internet

to help you with your

vampire problem.

How do you think this happened?

Oh, my God.

Audrey.

It's gotta be, right?

What are we gonna tell

people about this?

I don't know.

I mean, we're going to have to

tell them something, right?

Clif...

Blood.

Where are we gonna get the blood?

Cow's blood?

Yeah, I just...

I went to the butcher.

Okay.

Sh*t.

F***.

That smelled awful.

Um...

I think it might need to be fresh.

- What did you get?

- Some sausage, I think.

You know we're going

to hell, right?

- Like, this is disgusting.

- Oh, my God.

- You eat meat, right?

- What? Yeah, I eat meat.

Do you have a pet cow?

People don't sleep with

cows in their beds

and name them and...

These dogs are owned by people.

These are like members

of their family.

So...

Are you serious? That's the cutest

dog I've ever seen in my life.

- That's the one you want?

- F*** off.

There's no feral dogs around here.

They all have owners.

Oh, my God, I can't

believe we're doing this.

- Derek, just...

- Shh. Quiet.

Promise me you'll make it as quick

- and painless as possible, okay?

- Shut up.

No, no, no.

Christ.

Derek.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Dude, sh*t.

Clif is, um...

Clif isn't dealing well

with what just happened.

It has to be human blood.

We've been through everything else.

So, uh, yeah, we're gonna have to

do something very, very stupid.

Okay. We're here outside

the hospital in La Spezia.

Derek has gone inside

the blood bank

to see if he can bribe

an orderly or something.

- Did you get it?

- No, no, no, just run! Just run!

What the hell happened?

I didn't get it, okay?

Jesus, I had to show

them my ID, Clif.

They know who I am.

What are we gonna do?

Wait. Listen. Listen.

- Listen for what?

- Okay.

- What are you doing?

- Oh, yes. Yes.

Unh.

Hey!

Get in the ambulance, Clif.

We gotta get out of here.

- What are we doing here?

- Oh, sh*t.

Um...

Worst idea ever, Derek.

Blood. I need blood.

Do you have any blood?

I need blood! Do you

have any blood?

She does not speak English, Derek.

Clif, it's not working. Help me.

- Clif. Clif, help me.

- You're talking in English, idiot.

You're talking in English.

- Goddamn it!

- What are we gonna do?

I don't even know how

to drive this thing.

- I don't know how to drive stick, man.

- Just keep driving.

Where are we going?

Derek. Derek, what are you doing?

- Derek, stop!

- Aah!

Just go.

Clif... I almost killed her.

- I know. Just go.

- I almost killed...

The cops are coming. Go.

Go, go.

- Oh, my... Come on, Derek.

- No, Clif, listen.

Promise me if things get

any worse, you will leave.

- Come on, man. We have to go.

- Clif. Promise me.

Okay, I promise. Just come on.

Derek?

Derek, is that you?

F***.

Derek?

Derek, wha...?

What the f...?

Oh, my God. Derek?

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Derek, just bite on this.

Oh, sh*t. Derek.

Derek has been unconscious

for 11 hours.

I can't take him to the hospital,

because the cops are

gonna be waiting for us.

He's mostly unresponsive,

except...

I think he can smell my blood.

The, uh... The thing is,

it's still Derek.

I... I know there's a part of him

that's still in there, and...

I'm not gonna leave him.

Derek?

Derek...

Get away from me.

Derek. Derek, I got it.

Derek?

Derek?

Derek!

Where the hell are you?

Sh*t.

Derek?

Sh*t. Someone in there?

Derek?

Derek, is that you?

Jesus!

I brought you something.

I know... I know it's not much.

Just... Just take it.

Take it!

Clif...

I'm sorry.

The, um...

suicide...

was pointless.

It didn't solve anything.

Clif,

you sacrificed everything for me.

And I will never forgive myself

for what I did to you.

There has to be a way to fix me.

So I need to find Audrey.

Everything starts with her.

She has to have an answer.

A cure, something.

Do you hear me, Audrey?

Why? Why would you do this?

Where...? Why...?

You just can't do this to

somebody and just take off.

Like, wha...?

What the hell's...?

I'm coming to Paris,

and I'm gonna find you,

and you are going to fix this.

You're gonna fix this,

or I'm gonna kill you.

Clif is gone.

How that's ever gonna

be okay, I don't know.

But I am going to honor his memory

by keeping the cameras rolling,

by documenting this in the

hopes that somehow some good

can come of this.

It's what Clif would have wanted.

We never officially tested this.

Um...

Sun test number one.

Okay, that's good.

Okay.

Audrey is in Paris.

Which has, like,

a population of like

12 million or something.

I just don't have a plan.

Hello?

Mr. Derek Lee?

- Yeah, who is it?

- I'm from Interpol.

Open the door.

Sh*t.

I'm Inspector Barbiero

with Italian Interpol.

- Is Clifton Prowse here?

- No, he's left.

Mr. Lee, we have

video footage of you

breaking into a hospital.

Then you stole an ambulance

and endangered lives.

- My God.

- You have to come with me.

- The Canadian embassy...

- Unh.

Oh, sh*t.

Unh.

- Interpol.

- Oh, sh*t.

No, no, no, don't shoot!

Stop it! Stop shooting me!

Stop shooting!

Sorry.

Okay. Okay.

I am

somewhere east of Nice.

Good thing is my face

stopped bleeding.

Managed to get out of that place

with, um, just my clothes on my back

and the camera bag.

No wallet, nothing,

which means Interpol has

everything they need.

So I better figure something out,

because I'm starting to get hungry.

So I finally made it to Paris.

And I managed to find

this place as a shelter.

It has water

and power and everything

I could possibly need.

Except everyone back

home is freaking out

because Interpol has just

issued warrants for our arrest.

And now I need to find Audrey

before they find me.

Uh, um...

I was going through the footage,

and, um, I was just looking for clues.

I was looking for anything,

just something to help, and...

Sh*t, you have to check this out.

Okay, here we go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it. That's her cell phone.

That's Audrey's cell phone.

It's at the hotel.

I just have to go get it.

Clif, I've never been so

grateful in my entire life

that you shoot everything.

You document everything.

Thanks.

I'm really hoping that Audrey's

stuff is still at the hotel.

Okay, fingers crossed.

Uh, hi.

Um, do you have, like,

a lost and found?

Okay, okay, okay, thanks.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Okay.

- Jason?

- Derek?

What are...? What

are you doing here?

- Hey, man.

- You can't be...

Please. I got the cops outside.

You can't be here.

You can't be around me.

Like, it's not safe.

- Gotta come in.

- No, no.

Please, we can sort

this out together.

No, you can't be around me, man.

- It's not safe.

- Please, Derek.

- You can't be around me!

- No, please!

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