After Sex Page #7

and I get my rocks off

in the meantime, so it

works out for everyone.

Ooh!

I'm home, honey!

Jesus.

Uh, don't you come across

the scumbags, huh?

Sometimes, but...

that's where this

comes in.

Oh, Jesus!

Okay.

What, don't they have

guns in Mexico?

Mexico, they're all

about the guns,

but in Spain, no.

Okay...be careful

with that, huh?

Don't be scared.

I know how to handle a gun.

I've been shooting

since I was six.

Okay, uh...

Put it-- Put it

in the bag.

Zip, zip, zip, zip,

zip it in the bag, okay?

Put it away.

Aw, you're scared.

Anyway, I try not

to worry too much,

'cause I'm

a pretty, uh--

I'm a pretty good judge

of character, you know?

Hey!

I trusted you,

didn't I?

Ay.

Anyhoo,

I don't worry

too much.

I do what

I want to do,

and if I'm not

feeling it, I don't.

Oy.

Are you all right?

Oy, I--

I don't know.

Hey, look, don't let it

bother you, okay?

I promise, I am clean.

I use protection.

Look, I'm just

a normal person like you

except for I get

paid to f***.

Okay, okay.

Could you please stop

saying that, yes?

What are you doing

in there?

I-- I'm cleaning up.

Okay.

Oy.

How-- How old were you

when you first had the sex?

Yes-- Yes, 12.

Okay.

Um...

Yeah, 12.

Okay.

With-- With who?

Uh, my Uncle Danny.

You f***ed with

your Uncle Danny?

Yeah, but I thought

it was my cousin.

Oh-- Oh, Jesus.

What can I say?

It was dark in my room.

Okay, but you thought

it was your cousin.

Yeah, well,

me and my cousin,

we've always

fooled around.

Why--

I told you I was from Arkansas.

What is that

supposed to mean?

It's just it's not that

uncommon of a thing, that's all.

At least

it wasn't my dad.

What the fu--

Oh, God.

This is-- This is

too much for me.

Calm down.

It was a long time ago.

No, no, everything.

First, you're a girl who's

laying in bed next to me,

and then you're an escort

who's laying in bed next to me.

Now you're an escort

who f***ed her uncle

who she thought

was her cousin

is laying in bed

next to me!

This is too

f***ed for me!

Relax.

Relax.

What is it? Relax?

Huh, relax?

You want me to relax?

How the f*** am I

supposed to relax?

I don't even know

who the f*** you are,

and I just put my dick inside

you for... over an hour.

Well, maybe you

should think twice

before you take

a stranger home

and have sex with her.

You know, look at you.

You don't even realize how incredibly

f***ed the situation is, huh?

Why don't you just relax?

You'll get over it.

No. No, I will not

get over it, okay?

Having sex with an escort

is not something I get over.

I have never paid

for the sex in my life.

I already said this one

was on the house.

You don't get it,

do you, huh?

Come on.

Relax.

Didn't we have fun?

I thought we were

having fun.

Did you really

f*** your uncle?

Yes, but I told you

I thought it was my cousin.

Oh, God!

Why, why--

Why do you keep

saying that

like it's supposed to

make me feel better, huh?

Well, doesn't it?

I mean, what if I f***ed

my uncle knowingly?

Now that's gross.

You are twisted,

you know that?

No, I'm not twisted.

I'm honest, okay?

I mean, most girls

would have lied.

If you had asked them what they did

for a living, they would have lied.

They would have said

they were a runway model

for Gucci or Dolce

or some bullshit.

I'm not ashamed

of what I am, okay?

Just 'cause you got

your hang-ups,

don't take them out

on me, Buster Brown.

Buster Brown?

Buster?

What-- What...

What is this Buster--

You are

the craziest person

I've ever met

in my life, you know?

You got another

round in you?

Another round?

What-- What was that?

What was that?

You got another

round in you?

Another round, huh?

Are you completely

oblivious

to everything that's just

taken place here, huh?

What is this?

What the f***

is so funny, huh?

What is so--

What is so funny?

What--

You don't

laugh at me!

You come into my house--

Just relax!

I was just

f***ing with you.

What?

I was f***ing with you.

I'm not an f***ing escort.

What?

What is this?

You're-- You're not

an escort?

No.

Are you serious?

Yeah!

You should have seen your face

when I said I f***ed my uncle!

Your-- Your eyes,

like, bugged out.

Okay, wait, wait,

All of this, this is--

It was bullshit.

It was

complete bullshit.

The gun.

What about the gun?

What about the gun?

This is--

It's a lighter.

You--

It's a f***ing lighter.

You're pulling-- You're

pulling my chain, eh?

No, I'm serious.

Look.

Okay, this--

I mean, it's bad--

it's bad enough

that you're being

a hooker,

but the whole "f***ing

your uncle," that's--

I know.

It's so f***ed.

That's just f***ing

disturbing.

This is a--

This is a lighter?

You're not

an escort, huh?

No. But I mean,

come on,

would it have all

really mattered, though?

I mean...

Yeah, I think--

Yes, I...

So...

what-- what do you

really do, huh?

I'm an actress.

Oh, Jesus.

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