After Spring

---

"Joy of Summer"

Feel it,

warm as piss.

Piss warm, huh...

We could

go for a swim.

But there aren't

any adults here.

We already

can swim.

What about swim suits?

We can swim without.

But towels?

We'll dry in the

sun, won't we?

what if

someone sees us?

Okay then...

- Where's the ox?

- He's far away!

Jump in!

You can't,

what if... what if...

What if the big

eel grabs you!

The biggest one can

eat a whole pony.

Does yours get

small in water, too?

No. It's probably the big

eel that took yours.

It's actually good

that it's small.

Huh?

Well, 'cause...

What happens when you kiss?

I already know.

Do you know how to kiss?

Mmmm...

You've probably tried it

out on your mother.

No, I haven't!

- Tell me...?

- What?

How do you

actually kiss?

Like this!

There's no taste.

No taste? You have to close

your eyes, and think of someone.

- Who do you think about?

- Kari.

Then I'll

think of Aase.

My dear, old,

trusty Volkswagen...

Now you have to start!

My dear,

trusty Volkswagen...

Drive safely, dad!

I have to piss.

Let's have a

pissing competition!

Me first!

Okay...

Ready...

Steady...

Go!

Now I'll show you.

One...

Two...

Two-and-a-half...

Go!

What was it

you should show me?

But I didn't

really have to go.

Okay, we can have

a rematch, now!

Aase and Kari!

Oystein and Trond with

pants off...

How naughty!

We can see that you're alone.

They probably won't tell.

But they've seen us.

We were skinny dipping

together last year.

But that was last year.

Is it too hot for a bathing suit?

- What do we do now?

- walk backwards.

That's no better, you moron.

- Should we?

- Yeah!

Come and get them!

No, I wanna se what happens.

What's for dinner?

Fish...!

- Have you been swimming?

- Me? No!

- But you have wet hair.

- Wet hair?

Well, before, Trond

and I were out and...

Like...

Well, you should have

seen that large eel,

it could have

eaten a pony!

Yes, and then what?

Then... it got so hot that...

I dipped my hair in the creek.

You know you mustn't

swim in the lake.

Of course I know that.

It's probably very cold, too.

But...

are you Oystein's father?

Oystein? Yes, I am.

I see, I'm Ida Lo...

Oystein's teacher.

I'm...Pe...lle...

I need a bookshelf.

I have some

measurements here.

Can't anyone help you?

Well, maybe I can...

...make it,

I mean...

Come back if there's

anything more you need.

Thank you very much!

can I...

call you some day.

A phone number?

I'm sure we'll meet

in town some day.

Bye...

Hi, boys!

I'm home!

No!

What in the...?

drink spilt

all over the floor.

- Puddles!

- Spill puddle!

Summer holidays

start soon, and then...

- What will we have for dinner?

- Beefsteak and fried onions.

Every day?

Maybe...

Dad?

Let's get them!

Should we?

Will you get us?

Yes.

- Just try!

- You don't dare!

- We can get them some other time.

- Don't get yellow now.

- Aase is strong...

- Don't you remember what they did?

Should we have a peeing

competition, or what?

But you're handicapped.

Not when it comes

to distance, so there.

- Have you tried it?

- Yep, at the beach in Ase.

I won.

- Should we?

- "No!" Not me!

Truce, or...?

- Truce.

- Truce.

Help!

Did you hurt yourself?

Let's swim naked!

No!

Yes!

Everybody.

- No, Jesus would mind.

- Huh, that's just your father talking.

Apples and pears,

hanging from trees,

when they are ripe,

they fall to the ground.

We stand below,

we stand below,

We all stand there,

and pick them all up.

You won't tell anyone?

...that we swam

without clothes.

No...

We've been

naked before.

Yes, before!

When we were little.

But nothing's

different now?

Yes! It's bad to be naked when

we are as big as we are now.

Pah! It's true,

and you're always bad.

- Pimples everywhere.

- And lots of hair on the butt.

But soon, we'll

become very different.

Ah! I don't want

to be that big.

Me niether!

Let's race back!

Idiot!

Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

bedtime, boys.

Go brush your teeth.

Go brush your teeth, now!

- Just one more?

- But only one.

Oystein?

Your teacher...

Is she any good?

Yes, she's okay.

And, her husband...

What does he do?

Her husband?

No idea.

Maybe he's...

A pilot...?

A pilot?

What makes you think that?

Pilots always have

such beautiful women.

Two even, two even!

Good night, Oystein.

...tell you the ship goes,

in this year,

Backs against,

two embrace...

- Hi!

- Hi, where's Kari?

- She's inside, repenting her sins.

- Huh?

Her sins?

Has she done something wrong?

Maybe she

didn't eat her dinner...

Her mother and father

are quite strict.

Should we begin, or...?

Elle, delle, I will tell you,

the ship goes,

in this year.

Backs against,

two embrace,

snip, snap, snout,

You are out!

I'm coming now!

I'm coming now!

- Let's hide properly.

- How?

In the woods.

- I'm not allowed.

- Yes, come on.

Come and

set me free!

- Should we?

- Come on.

Where are you?

Come out!

What now?

Er...

We could undress again...

If I can see yours,

you can see mine.

But, I've seen it before...?

It's more exciting

than before, because...

now can we

kiss without clothes on.

If it's a secret between us...

Yes.

But... I don't have to take it all

off, because it's so wet around here?

No.

And you...?

Won't you...?

- Do you know how to kiss?

- Mmmm...

Do it then,

before Jorgen shows up.

Ouch!

What if we get a baby?

- It's Kari's father.

- Quiet!

He's very angry.

Maybe he'll hit dad?

- But I've said...

- They were naked!

Yes, yes, I've heard,

so go and shut the door behind you.

And the girl had a

nose bleed, too.

Not our Kari, and the kids

are so big now that...

They're probably

sexually mature by now...

What does

sexually mature mean?

Maybe it's like apples and pears?

When they're ripe, they fall.

I didn't hit Kari.

She fell over and hit herself.

And the other stuff,

Aase suggested that...

- Have you been listening?

- No, but we heard everything.

Dad, what does

sexually mature mean?

Later, Arne.

So, that's why your

swimsuit was dry?

It was Aase.

You shouldn't tell on others,

I assume you took them off yourself.

- But, was it fun...?

- Sure!

E... er... no...

A little?

Maybe...

Is this

sexually mature?

No...

But the next time, you

keep your swimsuit on, Oystein...

so there won't be any trouble.

Right?

And now we're

done discussing this.

Let's eat!

I think

I'll go out.

Are you

asleep, Oystein?

Almost...

Sleep tight.

Dad?

What exactly is

sexually mature?

Sexually mature?

It means you

can have babies.

Oh, so that's why

we need swimsuits?

Swimsuits?

Aha, like that...

Yes, in a way

it's true.

It's okay.

You don't get a baby just

because you took your swimsuit off.

Unless you do

something else.

And if you do

something else?

So, Aase, could...

So, Aase, could...

Aase?

No, she's too little.

Tomorrow, the

bookshelf is finished.

You should come over

and tell me what you think,

if you have some

time to spare some day.

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