After the Fall Page #3

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Don't... don't bump into that thing.

I always bump into that thing.

You wanna watch TV?

Um?

This couch.

Yeah. Love this couch.

Oh!

Get... get some beers.

No, I... I can get you some water.

Did you just move in here?

No. Couple years. Three years...

Why, should I fire my decorator?

I'll get you a glass of water.

All right, I'll just...

I'm just gonna lie down,

but I'll keep talking,

or you keep talking.

I'll keep listening.

Great job folding this,

here. This looks like sh*t.

Mess. The potato skins

are all over the place.

The stock is low. I need you

to stock and dress the shelves.

Is that too hard? Can you do

it? Can you start by dressing it?

I'm not paying you

to stand around with

your thumb up your ass.

That's certainly not in

the job description, Rick.

Listen, sweetheart, if

you hate it here so much,

you can always go back to the Cock Pit.

Might pop down there myself.

Drop 20 bucks, you can put

that mouth of yours to good use.

By the way, there's a bunch

of sh*t in the bathroom

you need to clean before you leave.

Consider it part of

your new job description.

Uh... five... five dollars.

Why did the snail...

What did the snail say when

it rode the turtle's back?

"Wheee... "

You okay?

Yeah...

I'm just... I'm emotional

because I'm PMS-ing.

That guy. He's a... real jerk.

Don't listen to anything he says, oaky?

No, he's right.

My future prospects seem

to be fairly limited.

Well, that's not true.

You're young. You're smart.

You seem like the kind of person

who could do whatever she wanted to do.

Thanks.

Yeah.

See you later.

Okay, hey!

Don't...

Yeah, yeah. Open the register. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Okay, okay.

Come on. I'm trying. I'm trying.

There. That's it. Take it.

Under the drawer. I know

it's there! Under the drawer!

Go! Just go! Go, please.

Okay, um... uh...

Okay, walk with me. Walk with me.

Walk with me. Hands up. Hands up.

All right, stop, stop, stop.

Okay, back, back, back, back.

back, back, back, back, back.

Okay, stay there.

Yeah, all right, put

your hands around that.

Put your hands around

that. Close your eyes.

Are they closed?

Yes, they're closed, they're closed.

Okay.

Okay... listen to me, okay?

Just 'cause you're the boss

doesn't mean you can be

an a**hole, you understand?

The hell are you talking

about? I never met you before...

Shut the f*** up! Don't

talk to me like that.

Don't make me come back.

Sorry.

Yeah!

Huh!

I'm watching you. I'll be watching you.

Oh, my god...

Come on, lovebirds. I need my food.

Okay. Demanding!

Pancakes!

Hey, Teddy, can you pass the syrup?

Hey, Teddy, where'd you...

where'd you find that?

From your jacket.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

Why do you have zip-ties?

Um...

Can I keep it.

I want one.

Yeah, okay.

What colour would you like?

Can I have red?

Red. Red it is.

Now you can start a zip...

you can start a club.

Club of two.

Pass me the syrup.

- Teddy... look at that.

- You are so silly.

It's not bad.

You know, a grouping.

Could shoot like, a 400-pound woman.

You know, you get either side of her.

It's part of the chest, right

in the middle of the torso.

Take him down, baby.

Okay.

All right, don't waste a round.

No, no, no, you've got

to squeeze it gently.

All right, take it easy, take it easy.

Go again.

Guys, could you hold

on a second, please?

We've just got to reload.

There's got to be some use

for these, don't you think?

There's got to be some use

for these things, right?

What else you got?

We've got a whole media centre

out here. Somebody came out...

Somebody is dumping their

past out here because...

...can't you see that no one

has come out here since 1994...

You ready? Yeah.

Go!

Go! I'm ready.

Oh!

That was a bad throw. No, it was not.

I think that was...

You're supposed to

hit the record, right?

- No, I hit it, I hit it.

- I went through the middle.

I went through the hole.

Let's go.

Down!

Oh, I'm jammed!

Okay, I'm out.

No thanks.

This is my dad's gun.

Yeah?

Yeah.

He got caught stealing

money at a crime scene.

The department, they were

gonna give him early retirement

in exchange for making it all go away.

He shot himself.

Look, Bill, I've got

to come clean with you.

I knew about your dad.

When you introduced yourself,

I recognized the name.

Everybody knew.

He was a great cop.

People make mistakes.

Everybody does.

God knows I know I have.

Come on.

Go. Come on. Let's go.

Let's go inside. Let's go. Oh my God.

Okay, where's the money?

Where's the money?

It's in the safe.

- All right, get the money.

- All right.

Anybody else here?

No, no.

Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.

Let's go. Let's go. Focus, focus.

Here. Ready?

You owe me 50.

I know! I know I owe you

50, man. Come on, man.

I'll get it to you.

- All right, on the ground.

- Right now, on the ground!

Get on the ground! Get down right now!

All right, all right!

Get down! On your knees, on your knees.

Put your hands behind your

back. Hands behind your back!

Okay, I'm going right now!

All right, all right!

Keep looking forward.

Don't look at anybody else.

- Don't look at her!

- All right, all right!

Keep looking forward.

Quit talking! Okay!

I don't have no cash on me, sir.

Look, please, man, please

don't take my money, man.

My little girl, she's

sick. She's got leukemia.

What did you just say?

- My little girl, she's sick.

- She's not doing so good.

There's a picture in my

wallet. Look for yourself.

You think I'm a f***ing moron?

No! No, I don't think

you're a f***ing moron.

Get down, come on! You think I'm funny?

No! Get on your face right now!

Get down right now!

You think I'm funny? I

want to hear you laugh!

I want to hear you laugh right now!

All right! Please don't kill me!

I want to hear you laugh! Come

on, I want to hear you laugh!

I'm laughing.

Laugh!

Okay!

Please don't kill me!

# You can't roller

skate in a buffalo herd #

# You can't roller

skate in a buffalo herd #

# You can't roller

skate in a buffalo herd #

# But you can be happy

if you've a mind to #

# You can't take a shower

in a parakeet cage #

# You can't take a shower

in a parakeet cage #

# You can't take a shower

in a parakeet cage #

# But you can be happy

if you've a mind to #

# All you gotta do is

put your mind to it #

# Knuckle down, buckle

down, do it, do it, do it #

# Well, you can't go

swimmin' in a baseball pool #

# You can't go swimmin'

in a baseball pool #

# You can't go swimmin'

in a baseball pool #

# But you can be happy

if you've a mind to #

# All you gotta do is

put your mind to it #

# Knuckle down, buckle

down, do it, do it, do it #

# Well, you can't roller

skate in a buffalo herd #

# Can't roller skate in a buffalo herd #

# You can't roller

skate in a buffalo herd #

# But you can be happy

if you've a mind to #

I'm gonna need you to stay

and do a little inventory

after your shift. If you want.

You know, I mean, if you want overtime.

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