After The Sunset Page #4

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Whoo! It's cookin' out here.

So if I didn't shoot you,

where'd you get the screen door?

Knitting accident.

Dab some of this on my back, will you?

Are you serious?

Yeah. I've got delicate skin.

I don't wanna burn.

I bet you were the best kid in the

neighborhood at hide-and-seek, huh?

So you joined the Bureau.

Yeah, I found them all.

No one ever found me.

Once I found a good spot,

I'd stay there for days.

There you go.

Now, turn around.

I'll do you.

I'll handle it.

No, come on.

You're gonna burn.

Good.

Okay.

There. That's good.

Wait. Don't you want me

to coat everything?

That's good. My pole.

No way, man!

I'm only doing your back!

My pole!

Hey, we got something.

Come on.

Oh, oh, oh. Look at this!

Oh. We got something here, Stanley.

Ooh! Aah!

Sh*t! Come on!

Come on! Help me pull it up.

Don't lose it, don't lose it!

- It's a monster.

- We can do it!

This is big.

Okay, come on, pull!

- Are you pulling?

- I'm pulling, man.

Jesus Christ!

Stanley!

One, two, three!

Oh! Aah!

Jesus Christ!

It's a shark, it's a shark.

Yeah.

Why is it not moving?

- Maybe it's in shock.

- What do you wanna do?

Maybe it's dead.

I mean, it looks dead.

Go over and shake it.

- Why me?

- Well, you're FBI.

What's that have to do with anything?

If it bites your arm off,

you get disability for the rest of your life.

- Go!

- You hooked it.

You go see if it's alive.

Yeah, I hooked it,

so you go see if it's alive.

- Go!

- Hey, hey!

Oh, okay.

Here I go.

I'm just gonna sneak up on it.

Why are you whispering?

So it won't know the plan.

Hey.

- Aah!

- Aah! Sh*t!

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

You have the right to remain silent!

Yeah, it's dead.

Yeah.

Look at them.

If you didn't know any better,

you'd think they were friends.

You must be Lola.

Sophie?

Nice gun.

Sig Sauer P228.

Custom trigger action.

Oh.

- Nice shoes.

- Thank you.

- Chanel?

- Cruz collection.

How bad was it?

Oh, not too bad.

Sophie seems nice.

Yeah, for a cop.

Lola seems cool.

For a thief.

Yes!

I resign. You win.

Make a wish.

Okay.

I wish you'd write your vows.

I'm so tense.

Come here.

Let me relax you.

What are you doing?

Why are you taking off your clothes?

Now we're talkin'.

Are you being naughty?

Naughty enough to spank.

Oh, yeah!

I'll bite you.

Can I bite you?

The door.

Are we expecting anyone?

Yeah. A friend.

- A friend?

- A friend?

A girlfriend.

You didn't.

I love you. Baby.

You know I'll do anything for you.

Wait here.

What's she gonna do?

Tell him.

Tell him.

She's gonna help me relax you.

You're kidding.

Nice.

You're gonna like this.

Lucky bastard.

- Who is she?

- You'll see.

Max. I'd like you to meet Stan's mom.

Night. Stan.

Son of a...

You're only in port 48 more hours.

Stay on high alert.

Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated

security system

ever installed on a seagoing vessel.

And you'll need it.

Excuse me, sir.

There's been a security breach.

Don't move!

Turn around.

Turn around!

- No!

- Stan!

Damn it.

The other side!

Just stop him!

Let's do it, come on!

Although the famed

Napoleon Diamond was undisturbed.

The unknown intruder knocked out

a Seven Seas Navigator

maintenance worker.

Stole his uniform.

And slipped onto the ship.

You're cheating on me, aren't you?

What are you talking about?

Maybe not with a woman,

but with a diamond.

You want her.

And I'm jealous.

You've got nothing to worry about.

Where were you tonight, Max?

I've been home, writing my vows.

Oh! Let me see.

Sorry.

You have to wait.

Well, I'm not gonna let

that little b*tch take my man.

I'm gonna fight for what's mine.

Really?

And how exactly are you gonna do that?

I'm a thief.

I know a thing or two about distraction.

It's a beautiful jewel, Max.

But I guarantee you,

it's no fun in the tub.

Mmm.

I had him.

You shoulda stayed out of my way.

I didn't want you to get hurt.

I'm sorry.

You're the one who's hurt.

You should ice that.

Why are men always trying

to protect women?

'Cause you smell good.

It's all about sex, isn't it?

Why can't we just be

two cops working a case?

Hey, I happen to agree with you.

From now on,

we're just partners on this.

Fine.

- So, let's have dinner and discuss it.

- No, thanks.

How about a steam?

What... I... no, I always steam

with my partners.

Okay, you wanna go

for a Jacuzzi, partner?

I have a big tub in my room.

We have to talk.

Max. Great timing.

Ride with us.

Can we just do this one on one?

Oh, of course.

California dreaming...

Are you familiar with the pleasures

of anonymous love, Max?

No.

Recently I found myself experimenting

with alternative lifestyle parameters

based largely

on the free love philosophy

as found in the collected works

of The Mamas and The Papas.

I never made that connection.

Oh, it's there.

That Michelle Phillips,

she could walk it like she talked it.

Earl, burn one of my CDs for Max.

Yes, sir.

This is it, Max.

My vision.

My infrastructure growing

before our eyes.

It used to be a children's hospital,

but I'm revitalizing it

into a paramilitary training facility.

More importantly,

that ship is leaving in two days.

What's this?

Everything you need.

Schematics, detailed plan.

You can do it yourself.

Go in through the air conditioning vents.

The exhibit is accessible

from the storage facility behind it.

There's cameras there, so you're

gonna have to cut the central feed.

Red wires in the control panel here.

If you don't cut the red wire,

they'll see everything.

- What next?

- Blow the wall.

- C-4?

- Uh-uh.

I'd use a shape charge

with a detonation cord.

Smaller but more effective.

And... you'd wanna blow it

after 10 P.M.

- Why is that?

- Graveyard shift.

Always the retired cops

with arthritis.

That's how I'd do it.

Then that's how I'll do it.

You know, we're not partners anymore, Max.

In fact, you see me,

cross the street.

You gotta go

Go where you wanna go

Do what you wanna do

With whoever

you wanna do it with

You gotta go

where you wanna go

Do what you wanna do

With whoever

you wanna do it with

You don't understand

that a girl like...

Good afternoon. Atlantis.

How may I help?

Mr. Lloyd,

the Bridge Suite, please.

Hello.

- Stanley.

- Yeah.

- It's Max, just checking in.

- Cut the crap. Max.

You're making sure I'm in my room

and not following you.

How could you be following me

if you're in your room?

- See you soon, Stanley.

- Okay.

Hello!

What?

What?

If you're gonna forward your calls,

don't tail me so close.

Aah!

Hey.

I heard the call

over the radio.

Every year there's one white boy

that goes down at Junkanoo.

Here's what I found out.

Max closed escrow,

and then a month later

the cruise booked the diamond.

- Maybe he is retired.

- I doubt it.

He met with Henri Moor today,

the biggest gangster on the island.

Thanks for coming.

You know, this one

you really do have to ice.

- Ah!

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Better?

There's another one here.

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