After the Wedding

This heat wave expected

to continue for at least

another three days.

Stay cool however

you can and make sure

you're drinking lots of water.

- Happy birthday, bear.

Wake up.

Surprise.

Make a wish.

- You didn't have to do that.

- Don't get too excited,

they're whole wheat.

- Yikes.

- Mm, yikes.

Ta-da!

- What is this?

You already got me

the trip to Miami.

- It's just a little something.

You know, for inspiration

while you're writing.

Open it.

- Oh, thanks, tiger.

- You like it?

- Yeah, it's really cool.

- Good.

Hey, guess what I started

taking this morning?

- What?

- The prenatal vitamins.

- I thought we weren't gonna

start trying 'til September.

- Yeah, that's next month.

- Oh, right.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

Wait, can you just lie

down here for a second.

- I'm late for the

photo shoot, remember?

And you should actually start

packing soon for your flight.

I left you the shirt for

Carol's wedding in the bathroom

so just don't forget it.

- Okay.

Wait, can I just smell

you before you go?

Mm.

You sure you don't wanna

just come with me now?

- I can't, baby.

It's just two weeks.

It'll go by fast, okay?

Diego.

- Hm?

- Happy birthday.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Call me when you get in, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- How ya doin'?

Welcome.

- Hey, checking

in for Diego Diaz.

- Okay.

Hey Vanessa.

Okay, you're all set, sir.

Here's your room key.

- Thanks.

- Hello?

- Hey.

- Hey. You there?

- Just checked in.

- So, how is it?

- It's great.

You picked a good one.

They got a pool and everything.

- So, what's your plans

for the rest of the day?

- I don't know.

Was thinkin' about

maybe callin' Dave,

maybe goin' out tonight.

Or maybe just

laying low so I can

wake up fresh

tomorrow and write.

- Bear, I'm sorry

I couldn't be there

with you on your birthday.

- It's okay.

How'd your shoot go?

- Good...

Oh, can we talk later?

That's actually Callie calling.

- Yeah, I'll call you later.

- Okay.

Ciao, Chulita.

- Adios, guapo.

- Happy birthday.

- What's up?

- How you doin'?

- Good.

It's casual, but...

- Oh, this is Miami casual.

- Want a cerveza?

- Sure.

Oh, this is a nice

place you got here.

- Yeah, Mariana hooked it up.

- Where is Mariana?

- She's coming next weekend

for Carol's wedding.

You remember Carol, right?

- Yeah, that

was that blonde, right?

- No, Mariana's ex-roommate.

- Oh yeah, that's right.

Let's have a toast to your

30th birthday, my friend.

- Thank you.

- Salut.

So, what you doing nowadays?

- I'm working at a

hedge fund right now

that Mariana's dad

hooked me up with.

It's cool.

It's keeping Mariana off my back

and I'm making three times

more than I was waiting tables,

but they want me to climb

the corporate ladder

and take my series 7.

- So what kind of

medication is that?

- Exactly.

So I came down a few days

early to finish my book.

- Yeah, yeah, the

brothers from queens.

- That's the one.

- Well, that's blade.

It's time to go, my friend.

- Already?

Let's down it.

- Cheers.

- Hey.

Hey, dude.

Dude, wake up.

Looks like you're gonna

need some of this.

You can get pretty

fried out here.

- Thanks.

- Rough night?

- You could say that.

- I'm Vanessa.

- Diego.

- That's okay.

So, you in town visiting?

I saw you yesterday

with your luggage.

- Yeah, a little

summer vacation.

- Sweet.

Where are you from?

- New York.

- Oh, that explains

your pastiness.

- Where are you from?

- Oh, no, I live here, yeah.

I actually work at the

bar here at the hotel.

Just came by to

pick something up.

Thought you needed

a little rescuing.

- Thanks.

- Mm-hm.

Oh, keep it.

I've got plenty.

See ya around.

- See ya.

F***.

- Hey.

You again.

- Hey.

- Didn't your mom ever

teach you not to shop

on an empty stomach?

- Didn't your mom ever teach

you not to stalk people?

Thanks for saving

my life earlier.

- Ooh, are you sure about that?

Ouch.

- No.

- So, I know you got enough

food to last you a lifetime,

but I'm having a little

dinner party at my place

if you wanna come by.

- Thanks, but I got a

lot of work to get done

before my wife gets

into town, so...

- All right.

In case you change your mind.

- Alrighty then.

See ya.

- Dude.

- Diego!

- See ya.

- See ya.

You made it.

- Yeah.

- It's perfect timing.

Everybody, this is Diego.

Mauricio from college.

And this is Giaco.

- Giaco.

- Diego.

- Dortea.

- Diego.

- And Lance from my

music video days.

- Diego, nice to meet you.

- Let's get you a drink.

- All right.

Sorry for the half bottle.

- Are you kidding?

It's perfect.

- It's a pretty nice place.

You live here by yourself?

- I'm house sitting

for a friend.

He's away on business, so...

I didn't think you

were gonna make it.

- I was tryin' to be good.

- But you can be good tomorrow.

- Yeah.

Where's the bathroom?

- Just right

through those doors.

- Hi.

- Hey, tiger.

Sorry, I saw that

I missed your call.

- It's okay.

Where are you?

- Dave's friend's

having a get together.

- Oh, cool.

Did you get a lot of

writing done today?

- Yeah, I did.

- You think you'll

be done by the summer?

- Yeah, maybe.

- Well, I'm really proud of you.

But I'll let you get

back to your party.

I just wanted to say goodnight.

Okay.

Goodnight, Chulita.

- Bye, guapo.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah, I just had

to call the wife.

- Short leash, huh?

Come on, we're

gonna play a game.

- What's that?

- It's called sex,

drugs, and rock and roll.

Okay, this time you

start off, you start off.

- Autoerotic aphyxiation.

- Hey!

- Oh, wow, fancy.

- Fancy pants.

- Okay, um, blowj*bs.

- I think I can say c*nt.

C*nt's a word at

this point, right?

- Okay, sure.

- Sure.

- Uh, dick.

- Um, ecstasy.

Obviously.

- Obviously.

- Obviously.

- Uh, f***.

- Guns.

No!

- Drink, drink, drink!

- Drink!

- Um...

H, uh...

Nope, that's not a word.

- Drink!

- You were lookin' for ho.

- Ready?

- Yes.

- On the count of three!

One, two, three!

- Hey, you've reached Dave.

Leave a message.

- Yo, call me.

- You're alive.

- I survived.

- Did you have fun?

- Oh yeah.

Are you kidding me?

- Good.

I'm glad.

- Cute kid.

- You and your wife plan on

having kids anytime soon?

- Yeah.

Sure.

- How many?

- I don't know.

Three or four.

- Wow, that's ambitious.

- Stop staring at me.

- How old are you?

If you don't mind me asking.

- I just turned 30.

- Oh no, a Leo.

- Oh no, an astrology weirdo.

- I said stop staring at me.

- Alexander.

- Okay, um,

let's go to the beach

before you get assaulted

by a five year-old.

- Sounds like a plan.

- You don't mind, right?

- Nope.

- I just really hate tan lines.

- Me, too.

Nice tattoo.

- Thanks.

Used to say Alberto in cursive,

but then when we got a

divorce I just did this.

- It really is a tattoo?

I thought it was, like, a

club stamp or something.

- Oh no.

Ooh, yeah, I was kinda going

for a minimal art thing.

But sure, club stamp, works.

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