Agents of Secret Stuff Page #2

- But how did you...?

- What are you doing, come on, let me go!

How did I even get here, let me go! Come on!

- How did you do that?

- He's like... incredibly fast and strong.

- He's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong.

- I know right, he's like a... a unicorn!

- But a human... a "humicorn".

- Stop it guys, he's just different.

- He's a freak.

- I don't know, I think he is kinda cute the way he takes everything so seriously.

- It's kinda creepy... don't you think?

- He's harmless, he's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention.

- A "humicruppy"!

- You girls are ridiculous. Let's go.

- I think Taylor has a crush.

"High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!"

- What happened?

- Slippery floors...

- What?

- Probably didn't see the "Piso Mojado" sign...

- What?

- Yea, let's just...

- But what about my...

- Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school.

- You're still alive, so it's a great day.

- Okay, I'll see you later.

Oh, are you coming this way too?

- Hey, so I was talking to Mr. Anderson about the event coming right after homecoming.

I am gonna need a lot of help planing that event. I don't know how...

- No...!

- Ah..! Oh my god!

Get out of my room!

- Don't throw things... No!

- Get away from me! Ah...!

- Alright, I am not gonna hurt you.

You just need to... just calm down, Okay?

- Okay...

- Are you trying to get yourself killed?

Did you know what you just almost did but didn't do because I didn't let you do what you wanted to do?

- Yes?

- No! You don't!

Do you know what this is?

This is Little Miss Double Rainbow Girly Cookies and you almost eat them all the way.

You don't even know who has handled this or who could have poisoned this.

- What?

- Look, I've been trying to stay undercover but you are making this too damn difficult.

First, first you handed over a pencil sharpener to someone with a pencil.

Do you wanna get stab in the neck?

And then, you almost took a shuttle cock to your face. Do you know how much that hurts?

Have you ever have a shuttle cock to your face before? No, you haven't. It hurts, I know.

Now you are eating cookies, you're eating cookies! Do you wanna get poisoned?...And fat?

Your carelessness is driving me insane!

- I am driving you insane?

My friends are right.. you are a freak...

I know exactly what you are...

- Oh you do, alright then say it, say it out loud.

- Unicorn...

- What? Unicorns don't even exist, in North America, probably.

- Then who... What are you?

- Alright look, I am gonna be completely honest with you.

I'm really not Mexican. My name is not Jose, it's Aiden.

And I'm an A.S.S.

- Yea, you are.

- No, you don't understand. Look, I am in the final stages of becoming an Agent of Secret Stuff.

And my last mission was to come here and protect you.

- Protect me? From who?

- The S.I.N.S.!

- Is this all just to get me to go to church?

- Oh my god... You're stupid.

Alright, okay, here, here is the whole story.

Back in WWII, a group of fleeing Nazi special agents formed a society of assassins to secretly revenge the Axis of power. This group is called the Society Involving No-so-good Stuff.

One of the assassins only known as X when he could no longer support such a war in the world... fled the S.I.N.S. and started his own group of killers to battle all the S.I.N.S. plans.

They were known as the Agent of Secret Stuff. That's me.

The battle between A.S.S. and S.I.N.S. still continues today,

and you are the S.I.N.S.'s latest target, to which I am assigned to prevent you from being killed.

- But why me?

- I have no idea why, but I never question my orders.

"But why? I already did all the hard stuff."

- Wow...

You are seriously out of your mind. Can you leave?

- But Taylor, you are in danger.

- Stop! No I am not!

I am a normal girl that goes to a normal high school and nothing is going to happen.

The more you say that, the more it freaks me out, so please just stay out of my life!

- But I am trying to..

- No! just leave! Please just go!

- I'm sorry, I never meant to upset you. I don't know what it is like to be a normal kid.

Ever since I was young, I was taught to never trust people, and to kill them instead.

- That's really sad.

- I've already failed my mission anyways... So, I'll stay out of your life.

- Wait, Aiden. I am sorry.

I know you meant well, but there is really no reason to be worried for me.

Look, I think you are a cool guy and I'd rather just learn to have fun and instead of being scared of secret agents and stuff.

Do you trust me?

- No, didn't you hear everything I just said?

- You know what, never mind, just come with me.

- Did you hear, Scott asked me to the dance?

- Oh my god! That's so cute!

I feel like I've been waiting for this dance forever!

- Okay so DJ's set, the photographer's set, good job on the ticket sales, girls, I think we are ready for tonight!

- But there is one thing that isn't set.

- What, what did I miss?!

- A date!

- Guys...

- Maybe Aiden can help you out with that...

- So... um... that dance sounds pretty interesting.

- Yea, it's been a lot of work to plan.

- You don't have anyone to go with?

- No, not yet, I guess I've just been too busy.

- Right, I see.

Okay... Bye!

- Hi Taylor!

- Oh, Hey Melvin!

- Well, the dance is tonight. God, you know the dance is tonight,

You're planning it...

Anyways, I just want to ask you, you would go to the dance with me?

- Oh that is so sweet! But I don't know if I can because I have to...

- But you don't even have a date yet!

- Yea, but I am planning it...

Stop it... Stop it!

What are you doing?

- He was gonna attack you! with this!

- Are you crazy, this a flower!

- I swear there was a blade, right here!

- Have you not taught you anything? You still don't trust me!

You know, I thought you changed.

But you are still in your stupid crazy world.

Now you are just hurting innocent people.

- But I swear...

- No just stop it... Just stay away... Just leave me alone.

I tried, Aiden. I really did.

You know what Melvin, I will go to the dance with you.

Great...going Aiden.

Maybe Taylor was right, I don't belong here.

This whole mission is just stupid.

This is what it takes to get my A.S.S.H.O.L.E.? Maybe I don't even want it!

Taylor!

He is escaping to secret warehouse. Turn left.

Melvin getting away, hurry the hell up, dude.

- Where are they?

- What?

- Tell me where the training wheels are!

- What are you talking about, man, I go to high school, I don't use training wheels.

- Aiden!

- What...

- It's too late Aiden!

- No...!

- No, it's not!

- Oh, okay.

- But it's a trap.

- No...!

- No it's not, don't listen to her.

- Oh, okay.

- No listen to me, it's a trap. Right there!

- A trap?

- I destroyed your trap, Melvin, it's over!

- Oh is it? I beg to differ. If anything, it's the exact opposite of over...

It's "under"...

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