Aladdin Page #6

Tonight the part of Al will be played

by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.

- l am your master now.

- l was afraid of that.

Genie, grant me my first wish.

l wish to rule on high. As sultan.

Bless my soul.

What is this? What's going on?

- Oh, my goodness. What's happened?

- Father!

Jafar, you vile betrayer.

That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

- The lamp.

- Finders keepers, Abubu.

Genie, no!

Sorry, kid. l got a new master now.

Jafar, l order you to stop.

But there's a new order now. My order.

Finally you will bow to me.

We will never bow to you.

Why am l not surprised?

lf you won't bow before a sultan,

then you will cower before a sorcerer.

Genie, my second wish.

l wish to be the most powerful

sorcerer in the world.

Genie, stop.

Ladies and gentlemen,

a warm Agrabah welcome

for sorcerer Jafar.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.

Down, boy.

Oh, Princess. There's someone

l'm dying to introduce you to.

Get your hands off her.

PrinCe Ali, yes it is he

But not as you knoW him

Read my lips

And Come to grips With reality

Yes, meet a blast from your past

Whose lies Were too good to last

Say hello to your preCious PrinCe Ali

Or should we say Aladdin?

l tried to tell you. l'm just...

So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin

Just a Con, need l go on?

Take it from me

His personality flaWs

Give me adequate Cause

To send him paCking on a one-Way trip

So his prospeCts take a terminal dip

His assets frozen, the venue Chosen

ls the ends of the earth, Whoopee!

- So long

- Goodbye. See ya.

Ex-PrinCe Ali

This is all my fault.

l should have freed the genie

when l had the chance.

Are you OK?

l'm sorry, Abu.

l made a mess of everything. Somehow.

Got to go back and set things right.

Carpet.

Abu, start digging.

That's it.

Yeah! All right.

Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

Puppet ruler want a cracker?

Here. Here's your cracker.

Shove 'em down your throat.

Here, have lots of crackers.

Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.

lt pains me to see you

reduced to this, Jasmine.

A beautiful desert bloom

such as yourself

should be on the arm

of the most powerful man in the world.

What do you say, my dear?

Why, with you as my queen...

Never.

l'll teach you some respect.

No. Genie.

l have decided to make my final wish.

l wish for Princess Jasmine

to fall desperately in love with me.

Master, there are a few addendas,

some quid pro quos.

Don't talk back, you big blue lout.

You will do what l order

you to do, slave.

l never realized

how incredibly handsome you are.

That's better.

Now, pussycat,

tell me more about myself.

You're tall, dark.

Well-dressed.

Al. Little buddy.

l love...

- What are you going to do?

- l'm a street rat, remember?

- l'll improvise.

- Cute little gaps between your teeth.

Go on.

And your beard is so...

twisted.

You've stolen my heart.

And the street rat?

What street rat?

That was...

You.

How many times

do l have to kill you, boy?

Get the lamp.

No.

Princess, your time is up.

Nice shot, Jafar.

Don't toy with me.

Things are unraveling fast now, boy.

Get the point?

l'm just getting warmed up.

Are you afraid to fight me yourself,

you cowardly snake?

A snake, am l?

Perhaps you'd like to see

how snakelike l can be.

Stick that sword into that snake.

You stay out of this.

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.

lf he can't do it...

Great!

Jasmine, hang on.

You little fool.

You thought you could defeat

the most powerful being on Earth.

Squeeze him, Jafar.

Squeeze him like a...

Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.

The genie.

The genie has more power

than you'll ever have.

- What?

- He gave you your power.

- He can take it away.

- Al, why are you bringing me into this?

Face it, Jafar.

You're still just second-best.

You're right.

His power does exceed my own.

But not for long.

The boy's crazy.

He's a little punch-drunk.

- One too many hits with the snake.

- Slave, l make my third wish.

l wish to be an all-powerful genie.

All right. Your wish is my command.

Way to go, Al.

Yes.

The power.

The absolute power.

- What have you done?

- Trust me.

The universe is mine to command.

To control.

Not so fast, Jafar.

Aren't you forgetting something?

You wanted to be a genie? You got it.

- What?

- And everything that goes with it.

No.

- l'm getting out of here.

- Phenomenal cosmic powers.

ltty-bitty living space.

Al, you little genius, you.

Get your blasted beak out of my face.

- Shut up, you moron.

- Don't tell me to shut up.

Allow me. Ten thousand years in a cave

of wonders ought to chill him out.

Shut up.

l'm sorry l lied to you

about being a prince.

l know why you did.

Well, l guess this is goodbye.

That stupid law. This isn't fair.

l love you.

Al, no problem.

You still got one wish left.

Say the word and you're a prince again.

But what about your freedom?

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.

This is love.

Al, you're not going to find another

girl like her in a million years.

Believe me, l know. l've looked.

Jasmine, l do love you.

But l got to stop pretending

to be something l'm not.

l understand.

- Genie, l wish for your freedom.

- One prince pedigree coming up.

- What?

- Genie, you're free.

l'm free.

Quick, wish for something outrageous.

Say, ''l want the Nile.'' Try that.

- l wish for the Nile.

- No way.

Oh, does that feel good!

l'm free. l'm free at last.

l'm hitting the road.

l'm off to see the world.

l'm going to miss you.

Me too, Al.

No matter what anybody says,

you'll always be a prince to me.

That's right. You've certainly proven

your worth as far as l'm concerned.

lt's that law that's the problem.

- Father?

- Well, am l sultan or am l sultan?

From this day forth, the princess

shall marry whoever she deems worthy.

Him. l choose...

l choose you, Aladdin.

Call me Al.

All of you, come over here.

Big group hug.

Do you mind if l kiss the monkey?

Hairball.

Well, l can't do any more damage around

this Popsicle stand. l'm out of here.

Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds.

Hey, Rugman, Ciao, l'm history.

No, l'm mythology.

l don't care what l am. l'm free.

A Whole neW World

A Whole neW life

For you and me

Made you look.

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