Albino Alligator Page #6

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Right.

He's a liar. Trying to set us up.

Trying to frame us.

All right, listen to me. Listen.

Okay.

You're gonna tell us who you are

Yes.

and what you're doing here

and why you won't... Shut up!

And why you're wanted by the feds,

or my friend here's gonna start

breaking your fingers. Understand?

GUY:
Okay. F***.

DOVA:
Yeah, you like that?

Why can't you talk to them?

Hey, shut up. Now, you listen...

Shut up! Shut up!

Okay. Yes. I have...

You gonna tell us the truth?

They know me.

Shut up. And you're gonna

tell us the truth. And

if your story doesn't jibe,

he's gonna keep breaking

your f***ing fingers untiI it does.

You got me?

Okay, but these people...

Oh, f*** it.

No, wait, wait, wait.

They know...

Milo, stay out of this, man.

Go sit down. I don't wanna talk to you.

I want him to start talking.

Yes, okay, okay. I mean,

I'm telling you, I don't...

This... I am not...

I am Guy Foucard, yes.

But, I mean,

I'm here for business.

I work for the government of Quebec.

In the morning, I go to Mexico City

for some meeting, and...

I had some free time before

the plane, so I come to this bar.

And these... I know these...

They know me. I come here.

I...

F***. I mean, there's a movie,

an old movie was on TV,

and, too bad for me,

I stayed to watch it late.

Was this guy in here

watching TV?

Well- He's not a regular,

so I didn't pay much attention,

but maybe...

(SNAPPING, GUY SCREAMS)

What did you do that for?

Because he's a f***ing animaI.

F*** you, Milo.

The TV was on mute

the whole time.

He couldn't have been watching,

or at least he wasn't that interested.

He's lying.

Wait, wait, wait!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're right, you're right.

Listen, don't do that till I tell you to.

What did you say that for, man?

What? What?

Watching TV.

The f***ing thing wasn't even on.

I... I don't... F***. Is this...?

Probably I was watching...

I don't know. I remember that...

Speak f***ing English!

I... I think that...

The f***ing... The movie was over

when you guys come in here,

and I... I...

There was sport news.

I think it was the...

Sport news? Sport news? You mean...?

I think so.

Are there sports shows on that late?

Yeah, there's one on channeI 9.

Right. I think that's the one.

But he wasn't there that long.

He came in a few minutes before you.

He's a f***ing drunk, this guy.

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

(SNAPPING, GUY SCREAMING)

F***!

That's enough, goddamn it!

Milo, stay the f*** out of this.

Some things you're good at.

This ain't one of them.

Okay, okay! I...

The police...

The police are looking for me. I...

Is that what you want?

I mean... F***.

Throw me out there. I'd prefer that

to be with you f***ing guys.

Listen to me!

It doesn't matter what he says.

If that's the guy they say they want,

then that's the guy they want.

Who gives a sh*t?

It doesn't change the plan.

(SCREAMS)

Let him go. Hey, let him go!

Ah! Wait! Wait!

Why are you doing this?

Come on, let's go. Come on.

DOVA:

Let's go.

LAW:

Get in there.

Get the f*** in there!

GUY:

You have to listen to me! Please!

I can help you.

We gotta stick

with the original plan.

You gotta go to the hospitaI.

They're not gonna let you just walk

out of here. They're gonna take you

straight to the emergency room..

for God knows how long.

Long enough to get us busted.

GUY:
I am innocent!

You have to listen to me.

Will you shut him up?

GUY:

Okay, I... Ah!

Please, man,

give me the f***ing key, man.

A gift.

A solution to our problem.

No, man. What the hell are you

talking about? They got evidence.

What evidence?

They... They got the car.

The car was stolen. We'll say that...

this guy, he stole the car, he got in an

accident, he came down here,

he killed the f***ing bartender.

If we wanted, we could smash

his face in and make it look

like he was in an accident.

What about these people, man?

Don't you...? You think they're

gonna just forget about

what really happened in here?

Don't you think that's a problem?

What do you want me to do?

Just give up?

Well, f*** that.

Man, I see another way out of this.

No. No, man. The only way out

is for us to pretend

that we're hostages.

I got a bad feeling about that plan.

We gotta do something else, man,

or we're gonna get nailed.

It's not gonna be long before

they put two and two together

and figure out what went wrong.

We gotta walk out of this thing

scot-free. Forget the airport,

forget jaiI, forget f***ing Mexico.

We gotta walk out of here free men.

You see?

Milo, you should go to the hospital

without being afraid of getting nailed.

You should go to the hospital a hero.

Yeah. A f***ing hero.

Johnny-f***ing-Paycheck

wouldn't run to Mexico.

We ain't Johnny Paycheck.

We got witnesses who will talk.

Albo-gator them.

What did you say?

A sacrifice for our gain.

I don't want to say it...

but that's what I was thinking too.

Best kind of outlaw is a free outlaw.

(SONG)

Where did you get that information

from? And why did you show

that picture on the air?

You know how dangerous that is?

I'll call you back.

If you don't tell me where you got

that information from,

I'm personally gonna run

your sweet ass from the scene.

You can't do that.

You want to test me, honey?

Marv, run this f***ing

channel 7 news...

Okay. All right.

I got it from MontreaI.

From a source in the Department

up there. I know everything:

his name, his MO, everything.

You know we won't confirm this.

You just did.

Give me the gun.

Huh? Why?

Just give me the gun.

Where you going?

Where you going?

You ain't gonna do it.

Give me a f***ing break.

No!

Goddamn it!

You swore, man, on our mother,

that you weren't gonna kill anybody.

Yeah, well, things have changed.

They don't want us, they want him.

I'm not gonna let this happen, man.

Milo, give me the gun.

No.

Milo, give me back the f***ing gun.

No. No.

Give me the f***ing gun!

We got things to do.

Are you with us or not?

Go f*** yourself.

Hey! Enough!

We don't have time

to deaI with this f***ing sh*t.

Now, you promised me you'd see

this through to the end,

no matter what your brother said.

(PHONE RINGS)

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

(PHONE RINGS)

Yeah. Right now? Okay.

They're going in in 15 minutes.

Come on. All right,

it's happening. Yeah.

LAW:

Where the f*** is he off to?

Where are you going?

I don't want any part of this.

I'm turning myself in.

Don't make me f***ing do it.

I'm gonna get us out of this.

(BELL RINGING)

Get the f*** out. Come on, let's go.

Get the f*** out! Move, move!

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

You're a f***ing liar! You know that?

Quiet!

You're gonna kill us, aren't you?

Don't, please! Don't, please! No!

DOVA:
What?

No...

LAW:

Boss?

Boss.

What? What?

Why'd you do this? Why?

I wasn't gonna shoot you.

Why? Why?

Come on. Come on.

I'm gonna get you out of this.

Come on.

Come on. Did you think

I was gonna shoot you?

I was gonna get us out of this. All you

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