Alice In Wonderland Page #6

for your sentence?

Sentence? Oh, but there

must be a verdict first

Sentence first!

Verdict afterwards

- But that just isn't the way!

- All ways are...

Your ways, Your Majesty

Uh, yes, my child.

Off with her...

But consider, my dear.

Eh, we've called no witnesses

Huh?

Uh, couldn't we hear maybe

one or two? Huh? Maybe?

Oh, very well.

But get on with it!

First witness. First witness.

Herald, call the first witness

The March Hare

Uh, oh, oh, what do you know

about this, uh, unfortunate affair?

- Nothing

- Nothing whatever?

- Nothing whatever!

- That's very important!

Jury, write that down

Uh, unimportant, uh,

Your Majesty means of course

Silence! Next witness

The Dormouse

- Well...

- Shh!

What have you to say about this?

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.

How I wonder...

That's the most important piece

of evidence we've heard yet

Write that down!

- Twinkle, twinkle. Twinkle, twinkle

- Twinkle, twinkle

Twinkle, twinkle.

What next?

The Mad Hatter

- Off with your hat!

- Oh, my!

And, uh, where were you when

this horrible crime was committed?

I was home drinking tea

Today, you know, is my unbirthday

Why, my dear, today is

your unbirthday too

- It is?

- It is?

It is?

- A very merry unbirthday

- To me?

- Oh, no!

- To you! A very merry unbirthday

- For me?

- For you!

Now blow the candle out, my dear,

and make your wish come true

A very merry unbirthday

To you

Oh! Your Majesty

Uh, yes, my dear?

Look! There he is now!

- Huh? Wha... Who?

- The Cheshire Cat

- Cat!

- Cat?

- Cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat!

- There he goes! There he goes!

- Oh, this is terrible! Help! Help!

- Stop him! Stop him!

- Stop him. Catch him

- Somebody help me. Catch him

- Get me the jam. The jam, quick

- The jam! The jam! By order of the King

The jam. Let me have it!

Somebody's head is

going to roll for this!

- Aha!

- The mushroom

Off with her h...

Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you

Why, you're nothing

but a pack of cards

Rule 42:
"All persons

more than a mile high...

must leave the court immediately"

I am not a mile high.

And I'm not leaving

Sorry. Rule 42, you know

And as for you, Your Majesty...

Your Majesty indeed

Why, you're not a queen.

You're just a,

a fat, pompous, bad-tempered,

old ty... tyrant

And, uh, what were you

saying, my dear?

Well, she simply said that you're a fat,

pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant

Off with her head!

You heard what

Her Majesty said

Off with her head

Forward, backward, inward, outward

Here we go again

No one ever loses and

no one can ever win

Backward, forward, outward, inward

bottom to the top

Off with her head!

Just a moment! You can't

leave a tea party

without having a cup of tea, you know

- But I can't stop now

- Ah, but we insist

You must join us in a cup of tea

Off with her head!

Mr Caterpillar, what will I do?

Who are you?

There she goes.

Don't let her get away!

Off with her head!

Oh! Still locked, you know

But the Queen!

I simply must get out!

- But you are outside

- What?

See for yourself

Why... Why, that's me!

- I'm asleep

- Don't let her get away!

- Off with her head!

- Alice, wake up. Please wake up, Alice!

- Alice! Please wake up, Alice!

- Off with her head!

Alice! Alice. Alice

Alice. Alice

Will you kindly pay attention

and recite your lesson?

Hmm? Oh. Oh! Uh, how doth the little

crocodile improve his shining tail?

- And pour the waters of the...

- Alice, what are you talking about?

Oh. I'm sorry. But you see,

the caterpillar said...

Caterpillar?

Oh, for goodness' sake

Alice, I... Oh, well.

Come along. It's time for tea

Alice in Wonderland

Over the hill

Or here or there

I wonder where

Alice in Wonderland

How do you get

to Wonderland

Over the hill

Or under land

Orjust behind the tree

Alice in Wonderland

Where is the path

to Wonderland

Over the hill

Or here or there

I wonder where

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