Alien Outpost Page #2

---

There, like the rest of Florida.

Smells like oranges.

Smells like oranges.

I hate oranges.

- I hate oranges.

- And what do you miss most

And what do you miss most

from home?

- From home?

- How many women have you seen

How many women have you seen

since you've been here that

Since you've been here that

weren't wearing a blanket?

- Weren't wearing a blanket?

- None.

- None.

- Well, there you go.

- Well, there you go.

- What will you do when your

What will you do when your

tour here is complete?

- Tour here is complete?

- Going to Disneyland.

- Going to Disneyland.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- The commander wants to see

The commander wants to see you.

- You.

- Uh, okay.

- Uh, okay.

- Holy sh*t, man.

Holy sh*t, man.

Are these the new VL-624s?

- Are these the new VL-624s?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

We're gonna put them up around

We're gonna put them up around

the base... Wireless upload like

The base... Wireless upload like

our main cameras.

Our main cameras.

Low-Profile.

- Low-Profile.

- U.H.D., Right?

- U.H.D., Right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Uh, you mind?

- Uh, you mind?

- Uh... sure, okay.

- Uh... sure, okay.

- You might want to get moving.

You might want to get moving.

Spears ain't patient.

- Spears ain't patient.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- So, what's up?

- So, what's up?

- I have no idea.

I have no idea.

I was unpacking, and Mac came

I was unpacking, and Mac came

and got me.

And got me.

Look at this place.

Look at this place.

Looks like he can fight his own

Looks like he can fight his own

personal war.

Personal war.

What the f*** is this?

- What the f*** is this?

- A relic from the first

A relic from the first invasion.

- Invasion.

- First invasion?

First invasion?

There's only been one.

- There's only been one.

- There has only been one...

there has only been one...

so far.

So far.

Take a seat.

- Take a seat.

- You mind if we ask you some

You mind if we ask you some

questions about the F.E.W.?

- Questions about the F.E.W.?

- Some other time.

Some other time.

Right now, I need you to

Right now, I need you to

understand the situation

Understand the situation

you're in.

You're in.

37's positioned in the most

37's positioned in the most

dangerous part of the world.

Dangerous part of the world.

We're attacked here daily.

We're attacked here daily.

Local resistance and heavy

Local resistance and heavy

presence is higher here than any

Presence is higher here than any

other outpost on the planet.

Other outpost on the planet.

This isn't like any other

This isn't like any other

outpost.

Outpost.

When you're here, you fight.

- When you're here, you fight.

- Well, with all due respect,

Well, with all due respect,

sir...

- Sir...

- Keep your respect.

Keep your respect.

Save you asses.

Save you asses.

Geneva doesn't exist out here.

Geneva doesn't exist out here.

When you're within these walls,

When you're within these walls,

you're a combatant.

You're a combatant.

I refuse to lose one man because

I refuse to lose one man because

you weren't armed.

You weren't armed.

Do I make myself clear?

- Do I make myself clear?

- Sir, we're...

- Sir, we're...

- I said, do I make myself

I said, do I make myself clear?

- Clear?

- Sir, we're journalists,

Sir, we're journalists,

not soldiers.

- Not soldiers.

- Everyone became a soldier 10

Everyone became a soldier 10

years ago, whether they liked

Years ago, whether they liked

it or not.

It or not.

Now take your weapons.

Now take your weapons.

That'll be all.

That'll be all.

Yeah, I got goat coming out

Yeah, I got goat coming out

of my f***ing ears.

Of my f***ing ears.

Which one of you hicks shot this

Which one of you hicks shot this

one, huh?

One, huh?

Yeah, couldn't you shoot

Yeah, couldn't you shoot

something that tastes good?

- Something that tastes good?

- Hey, man, I ain't never seen

Hey, man, I ain't never seen

you pass up a meal, fat boy.

- You pass up a meal, fat boy.

- Whites only.

Whites only.

Omohundro, hey, you did good

Omohundro, hey, you did good

yesterday.

Yesterday.

This is for you.

- This is for you.

- Look how he's eyeing him.

Look how he's eyeing him.

That ain't Omo. That's "homo."

That ain't Omo. That's "homo."

Aw, I think bones is jealous.

Aw, I think bones is jealous.

Aren't you, bones?

- Aren't you, bones?

- Hey, man, keep your hands off

Hey, man, keep your hands off

my shrimp and your eyes off my

My shrimp and your eyes off my

Barbie, huh?

- Barbie, huh?

- Bones, if you could fight

Bones, if you could fight

half as well as you talk, this

Half as well as you talk, this

war would have been over years

War would have been over years

ago.

Ago.

Where were you during the

invasion?

- Invasion?

- Man, I was held up with my

Man, I was held up with my

boys in a-T-L.

Boys in a-T-L.

I was hoping that they would run

I was hoping that they would run

up on our street.

- Up on our street.

- You think the heavies will

You think the heavies will

attempt another invasion?

- Attempt another invasion?

- No, man, they can't get past

No, man, they can't get past

the Sariffs.

- The Sariffs.

- Sariffs?

- Sariffs?

- Orbital defense sentries.

My, um... My squad was

stationed in North Korea before

Stationed in North Korea before

the attack, you know,

The attack, you know,

rebuilding, securing the new

Rebuilding, securing the new

government, that sort of thing.

Government, that sort of thing.

And, uh, spears was my C.O.

And, uh, spears was my C.O.

Anyways, I remember I was in,

Anyways, I remember I was in,

um... I was in new Pyong when

Um... I was in new Pyong when

the... The news came on.

The... The news came on.

It said that there'd been some

It said that there'd been some

natural disaster, some sh*t,

Natural disaster, some sh*t,

Brazil, in Port Velho.

Brazil, in Port Velho.

And this was June 13th, 2021?

- And this was June 13th, 2021?

- Mm-Hmm.

Mm-Hmm.

I mean, there wasn't much coming

I mean, there wasn't much coming

out at first, you know, other

Out at first, you know, other

than Velho was apparently

Than Velho was apparently

destroyed.

But about a day later, more

reports started coming in...

reports started coming in...

more cities destroyed...

more cities destroyed...

millions... millions dead.

Millions... millions dead.

And then the real sh*t hit the

And then the real sh*t hit the

fan... An invasion, aliens.

Fan... An invasion, aliens.

It just... didn't seem real.

- It just... didn't seem real.

- Yeah, go.

Yeah, go.

You're off.

- You're off.

- What the hell?

- What the hell?

- No, you're off, dude.

No, you're off, dude.

Check your wind.

Check your wind.

It should be on 3.

It should be on 3.

All right.

All right.

All right, watch it now.

Very good.

All right, big guy, one more

step.

Step.

There we go.

There we go.

And... there.

- And... there.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes