Alien Outpost Page #4

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They're sending him to Lyon to

recover.

- Recover.

- Motherfuck.

- Motherfuck.

- Listen, guys.

Listen, guys.

You did well.

You did well.

And duke got hit doing his job.

And duke got hit doing his job.

That's all.

That's all.

Do this long enough, we all

Do this long enough, we all

get hit.

Get hit.

So let's get back to it.

So let's get back to it.

I want patrols around the base

I want patrols around the base

all day.

All day.

Zilla, it's your turn.

Zilla, it's your turn.

Take the rooks.

Take the rooks.

Get rid of the bodies.

- Get rid of the bodies.

- Sir.

- Sir.

- The rest of you, that's all.

The rest of you, that's all.

That's the worst we've ever

That's the worst we've ever

seen from the locals.

- Seen from the locals.

- They're gearing up for

They're gearing up for

something.

Something.

Might try to finally push us

Might try to finally push us

out.

- Out.

- They can't take on the

They can't take on the

heavies without us.

Heavies without us.

We need more men.

- We need more men.

- We won't get them.

We won't get them.

I put a request in this morning.

I put a request in this morning.

The answer was negative.

- The answer was negative.

- F***.

F***.

So, what do you want to do?

- So, what do you want to do?

- Tell Mac to bring Saleem in.

Tell Mac to bring Saleem in.

Let's see what he knows.

- Let's see what he knows.

- Back in the initial fighting

Back in the initial fighting

of the F.E.W., Our ground

Of the F.E.W., Our ground

troops... They struggled to

Troops... They struggled to

kill... Hell, even injure...

Kill... Hell, even injure...

The heavies.

The heavies.

They're big f***ers, huge.

They're big f***ers, huge.

They got a thick armor, too,

They got a thick armor, too,

made from some metal we don't

Made from some metal we don't

have here on earth.

Have here on earth.

Makes them slow, but they're

Makes them slow, but they're

still walking tanks.

- Still walking tanks.

- So, our weapons weren't

So, our weapons weren't

effective?

- Effective?

- You could barely bring one

You could barely bring one down.

Down.

Finally, Darpa got their hands

Finally, Darpa got their hands

on a couple of dead ones and

On a couple of dead ones and

researched a new type of

Researched a new type of

round... Hiprs, high impact

Round... Hiprs, high impact

phosphorous rounds... "Reds."

Phosphorous rounds... "Reds."

It's like having, uh, 10 bullets

It's like having, uh, 10 bullets

in one.

- In one.

- Say you fire one, right?

Say you fire one, right?

The bullet flies, hits the

The bullet flies, hits the

target, explodes, fires another

Target, explodes, fires another

bullet, like those, uh... Those

Bullet, like those, uh... Those

Russian cup things.

Russian cup things.

Tears through the armor and

Tears through the armor and

fills them with a burning

Fills them with a burning

phosphorous.

Phosphorous.

Nasty.

Nasty.

Ugh.

- Smelling sh*t.

- Ooh.

- Ooh.

- Dude, you're a pervert.

Dude, you're a pervert.

You know that?

You know that?

Oh, damn!

- Oh, damn!

- God, I almost feel guilty

God, I almost feel guilty

about this.

- About this.

- Look at this.

Look at this.

Surgical hands, baby,

Surgical hands, baby,

surgical hands.

Surgical hands.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Just gonna give her a little

Just gonna give her a little

facelift.

Facelift.

I'm wiped.

- I'm wiped.

- Burn what we got so far and

Burn what we got so far and

take five.

- Take five.

- Ugh.

Ugh.

They're finished marinating.

They're finished marinating.

Any of you guys got a light?

Any of you guys got a light?

You close to duke?

- You close to duke?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a good soldier.

- He's a good soldier.

- I bet you he pulled so much

I bet you he pulled so much

wool with that damn Aussie

Wool with that damn Aussie

accent.

Accent.

Frankie, maybe that's what you

Frankie, maybe that's what you

should do.

Should do.

You should fake an accent.

You should fake an accent.

Then you can finally get a

Then you can finally get a

piece of ass.

- Piece of ass.

- I've had plenty.

- I've had plenty.

- Oh, is that why you look at

Oh, is that why you look at

that picture of your mom so

That picture of your mom so

much?

- Much?

- Seriously, Frankie.

Seriously, Frankie.

Is that the last p*ssy you've

Is that the last p*ssy you've

seen?

Seen?

All right, come on, Frankie.

All right, come on, Frankie.

Let's see the photo. Come on.

Let's see the photo. Come on.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Bones tells me she's got a great

Bones tells me she's got a great

spread, Frankie.

Spread, Frankie.

Yo, he's gonna be crazy.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Step up and see the beautiful...

Step up and see the beautiful...

And... Hold up... Sexy

And... Hold up... Sexy

miss Forello!

- Miss Forello!

- What the f***'s going on?

What the f***'s going on?

Frankie.

- Frankie.

- Hey, no, come on, Frankie.

Hey, no, come on, Frankie.

Come on, Frankie.

Come on, Frankie.

Just give me the...

- Just give me the...

- No.

- No.

- Just give me the photo.

- Just give me the photo.

- No, it looks good.

- No, it looks good.

- Just give it back.

Just give it back.

It looks good.

- It looks good.

- Just give it...

Just give it...

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Come on, Frankie.

- Come on, Frankie.

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay. Okay.

- Come on, Frankie.

- Come on, Frankie.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Come on, Frankie.

- Come on, Frankie.

- Just give me the photo, man.

- Just give me the photo, man.

- Frank, come on, man.

- Frank, come on, man.

- That's my mom.

- That's my mom.

- Just ask nice.

- Just ask nice.

- Please.

Please.

He said please!

Frankie, come on, man.

- Frankie, come on, man.

- Come on, Frankie.

Come on, Frankie.

Come on, man.

- Come on, man.

- Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

When you're the new guy, you

When you're the new guy, you

just shut up and do what they

Just shut up and do what they

tell you.

Tell you.

They'd f*** with us constantly,

They'd f*** with us constantly,

but it's just part of the game.

But it's just part of the game.

They... They want to see who's

They... They want to see who's

gonna crack.

- Gonna crack.

- Are you gonna crack?

- Are you gonna crack?

- No, sir.

No, sir.

I got to last at least until I

I got to last at least until I

prove them wrong.

- Prove them wrong.

- Prove who wrong?

- Prove who wrong?

- Everyone here and...

everyone here and...

back home.

- Back home.

- Come on, Frankie!

Come on, Frankie!

You can be the piggy in the

You can be the piggy in the

middle!

- Middle!

- No, man.

No, man.

You can go in the middle, man.

You can go in the middle, man.

F*** that.

F*** that.

Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Get open.

Get open.

Sir?

Sir?

What is it?

- What is it?

- Someone's approaching from

Someone's approaching from

the west on foot.

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