All About Anna Page #2

you and me, I say

some say she's connected

and Bowie's in the car

she's got a set of white long legs

you know that gets you far

there's money in the picture

a picture you can't see

birds of a feather flock together

you and me

all the way, let's go

all the way, let's go

all the way, let's go

all the way

birds of a feather flock together

you and me, I say

birds of a feather flock together

you and me, I say

let's go all the way

let's go all the way

- Oh, Albert. Do you want to suck?

- I am.

- Oh, please.

- "Oh, please. "

My very serious and very busy

friend doesn't want to be disturbed.

Maybe she can join us?

She's working.

Oh Albert, come on!

Do you want to take them off?

You've got the best buttocks.

Lick me.

I want you to suck me and lick me.

Do I look sexy?

Do I look sexy now?

I'm gonna to be two minutes.

You're gonna f*** me?

- Do you promise?

- Absolutely.

- You won't be asleep?

- No.

Just a sec.

Are there any condoms?

Albert, help me. Help me!

Albert, I want the Tower of Pisa.

Albert, I want it big.

I want it big.

Too much noise.

Albert,

for the first time -

- you're...

I wanna be f***ed.

It's a log.

Oh, God.

Oh Albert, I love you.

Do it this way.

Oh yeah...

Oh Albert!

That'll be nice. You can pick me up

at the airport Charles de Gaulle...

Anna! I met this guy...

I look forward to work with you, too.

No, I talked with them yesterday.

Thank you.

OK, goodbye. Au revoir.

- I met this handsome guy at the gym.

- So Albert is history now?

No. But he needs a place to stay, so

I said my flatmate was going away.

That's fine by me,

as long as you take care of it all.

Thank you, God!

This guy will make your mouth water!

Tell Mr Mouthwatering that he can

rent my room while I'm away.

He can pick up

the keys on Saturday.

I love you!

If I'd known the true identity

of this Mr Mouthwatering -

- I'd never have said yes.

- I know a trick.

- What's keeping him?

- What if he can't find it?

- Relax.

He's smart and he's gorgeous.

And you can count on him.

Have a wonderful trip.

Enjoy the spring,

and not least the Parisian gentlemen.

OK, I'll try.

Ace!

It's open!

- I'm just about to leave for Paris.

- I know.

Camilla told me.

- I'm here for the keys.

- Keys?

Of course.

I'm really confused.

- I'd better show you around.

- Yeah.

Didn't get much

of a tour the last time.

That's Camilla's shelf,

that's yours.

You can make up a different system

if you want, you and... Camilla.

Jesus, Johan!

What are you doing here?

You never called.

I couldn't stop thinking about you.

I lost your number.

I tried to find it, but...

I don't know what annoyed me most.

Him appearing from nowhere. Again.

Or him sharing my flat with Camilla.

No! I can't do this.

You disappear for five years and

now you want to move into my flat?

- Yes...

- No. No.

You can't work on something,

look forward to something, -

- invest all your energy

in something like I did, -

- then put it on hold because an old

lover blames you for never calling.

On the other hand,

this was the perfect test.

If Mr Mouthwatering could live

in my flat for three months -

- without giving in

to Miss Man-eater, -

- then maybe I could trust him

again. But his odds were low.

Ah, Anna!

Welcome to Paris.

And welcome to my theatre.

Did you have a pleasant flight?

Paris was just what I needed.

A new beginning, a change of scene.

I made friends with

one of the actresses: Sophie.

Sophie was strong, self-assured

and single by choice.

Exactly the person

I needed to be around.

Did I miss life back in Copenhagen?

Why would I?

Can you please take off

your sweater? Thanks.

And raise your arm.

You have to do me now.

The director needs me all day.

- I have to finish here first.

- It's OK. I can come back later.

- Selfish bastard!

- C*nt!

- Your costumes are just magnifique.

- Thank you.

You can come a long way in France,

with the right support.

I feel I see who you are

and what you need, you know?

- I'm not quite sure I do.

- I could make you very successful.

- A very happy woman.

- Thanks, but I'm doing fine.

I think you should start trusting

your feelings. Like we do in Paris.

What feelings?

You don't know who I am!

You c*nt! You loser...

Merde!

I thought we'd talked

about you using my bathrobe.

- I'd prefer it if you didn't.

- If you insist.

Sit down!

- You can keep it on for now.

- Sit down, please.

Sit down.

Champagne?

- Whoa, baby!

- What are we celebrating?

We're celebrating that we've been

living together for a month.

Almost.

OK...

To being flatmates for a month.

- Almost.

- Sit down, please.

So, what are we having, then?

- Having?

- Dinner?

In the oven!

Did you like what you just saw?

Yes.

You're a very attractive woman.

But I think we should just

keep it as flatmates.

Having a good time

doesn't have to change anything.

You have needs, and I have needs.

What would be more sensible than

to try and fulfil those needs -

- in the comfort of our own home?

- I don't think this is gonna work.

- Sit down!

Turn off your brain...

...and relax.

Camilla, I don't...

Just relax.

- Camilla...

- Shhh!

Sorry! Sorry.

I guess it's time for a shower.

- Hi, Camilla, it's me.

- Anna!

- You sound so close. Are you back?

- No, I'm way too busy here.

Yeah, doing great.

- I just wanted to check.

- Don't worry about us.

We're fine.

Everything is fine.

- What's up? You sound strange.

- I can't talk now. He's here.

- Johan? In your room?

- No.

Oh, good.

So who's there?

Are you still fooling around

with Albert?

No.

- A new lover?

- No.

And my other tenant?

Is he seeing someone too?

I bet you're building

a little love nest.

I mean, separately.

No, I don't think he's seeing

anyone at the moment.

I just really miss that bastard.

- Johan?

- No, for Christ's sake! Albert.

Oh, sweetie! Why don't you

sort things out with him?

- Because I think it's too late.

- It's never too late.

If you like him so much,

why don't you commit yourself?

You know, it's probably just

some sort of misunderstanding.

Oh Camilla,

now you got me going too.

Hey... silly me.

I can be such a wise-ass. Didn't I

realise I was talking about myself?

Apparently not.

I needed one more push.

And that push came

from an unexpected place.

May I come in?

Are you all right?

- Entrez. I'm almost done.

- Sure?

We used to be lovers.

Can you believe that?

You and Pierre?

Yes, I know.

I thought he was the love of my life.

Are we talking about

the same person?

- Yeah. Unfortunately.

- What happened?

- L'amour rend aveugle.

- What?

It means that when you're in love,

you're blind.

Ow!

- Do you like life here, Anna?

- Yes, Paris is a big break for me.

That's not what I asked.

Show me your finger.

Don't be afraid.

Just when I think it's over

between us, -

- he's back in my face.

And I can't say no.

I've got to stay out of that crap.

It's gotta be fun, for Christ's sake.

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