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I fu no, it belonged

to my f***ing mother, okay?

I she's nice enough

because I respect her

to let us live here.

Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

Say one more word,

and I am taking that,

and I am flushing it down

the f***ing toilet.

- You think

- Don't say another f***ing word.

You're grounded.

Get your sh*t and go upstairs.

Leave it there and go upstairs.

F***. [SIGHS ANGRILY]

- [KNOCK ON DOOR]

- [BRIDGET] Yeah?

Does he get the girl in the end?

Nope. She kills him.

[SIGHS] Can we talk about

what happened with us?

Us? Since when

have we been an us?

Well, I mean

- We did consummate our

- Our what?

Are we going steady now?

Because I specifically remember

you singing a different tune.

Emotionally unavailable,

if I recall.

Yeah, but I

You know, the next time

you insert your manhood

into a woman,

regardless of whatever else

is going on in your life,

try not to tell her

it was a mistake.

I didn't mean it like that.

Get out of the habit of saying

things you don't mean, James.

Look

I woke up the other morning

- Mm-hmm.

- and I panicked, okay?

With everything

that happened with Alexis

and just the girls, in general.

There's a protocol

I have to follow with kids.

Or at least I try to follow,

you understand?

- Mm-hmm.

- And I got flustered.

It's okay. Let's make not make

this more than what it really is.

We are adults,

and sometimes adults

just get drunk and shag,

it's fine.

- Can't we just start ov

- I have a lot of work to do.

Okay.

Hey.

Can you shut the door?

Sure.

[SOFTLY] F***.

[VIDEO GAME CLICKING

AND WHIRRING]

What are you doing? Ow!

You're hurting my wrist!

- Give it back!

- Let go, shush!

Grace! Enough.

Shh, settle,

settle, settle down!

- Shh.

- Stop it.

Stop it, Alexis,

you're so annoying!

Guys! Get your shoes on.

We're going

to the grocery store.

Why do I have to go

and she doesn't?

I said so.

Stop talking over me, Grace.

Listen, Ginny's coming here

to take care of you.

She's not going to be here

for a minute.

Are you okay by yourself

while we go?

- Yes. Yes.

- Are you sure?

You're not gonna

climb up on tables

- and try and get things off shelves, right?

- No.

- No monkey business.

- [GIGGLES]

- I'm watching you.

- All right.

[ALEXIS]

What happened to Bridget?

Haven't seen her around lately.

I'm not gonna talk about that

with you right now.

She's bored of you already.

That was fast.

Much faster

than the other girls.

- Ninety-nine, Black Forest ham.

- That's me, thank you.

How much longer

am I grounded for?

Until I see a real change

in your attitude,

not this manipulative crap

you do to get what you want.

That's bullshit, okay, I work,

and I do everything

you ask me to do.

Keep it up, Okay?

You know, I never I'm never

gonna forgive you for this.

And that, my dear, is exactly

why you are still grounded.

We don't like that bread.

[WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN

PLAYING HALTINGLY]

[TEMPO INCREASES]

[TIFFANY] You don't want people to

know about it, don't talk about it.

What I'm saying is how in

God's name did you screw that up

because that girl's an angel?

Her heart's as big

as Lou's fat head.

I don't want to talk

about it, okay?

- I don't want to talk about it.

- To be fair, I think James

- is kind of out of practice.

- [JAMES] What?

I'm not out of practice on anything.

That is not the case.

I think being raised

by a single mother,

- that you should know better.

- Are you not gonna let this go?

- Can you please let this go?

- Don't leave me out in the cold.

- You gotta fill me in.

- There's nothing to bring you in on, man.

I promise, there's nothing

to bring you in on, okay?

James's crush, they

they just kind of

- weren't singing the same song.

- That's not true.

- That's not the case.

- Oh, no?

Who tells a girl the morning

you slide the pepperoni

into the calzone that it was

look, she knows

What, that it was a mistake?

Who does that, Jimmy?

I'll tell you. A schmuck.

Ease up on my boy!

Probably hammered out

of his mind that morning.

Sometimes we guys say things we

don't mean the way you take it.

My sentiments exactly, okay?

Yes, it's a slip of the tongue.

No, that's what you

should've been doing.

With your mouth.

In front of my mother.

You think she doesn't know?

I'm going to help Lou

and Dino in the kitchen.

[TIFFANY] Don't tell them

what they slaved all day

making for dinner was a mistake.

We got a deal!

We got a deal!

Don't listen to 'em.

You should know by now.

They're all cuckoo

for Cocoa Puffs.

- Favorite color.

- Orange.

Brown.

Favorite food.

Uncle Lou's spaghetti meatballs.

I like the cheeseburger

with French fries.

Hey, that's my second favorite.

I have a really good one.

Okay, what animal would you

most want to get as a pet,

but like, you can't say

a dog or a cat.

Easy, a Pig-

No way, me, too.

I'm still working on my dad

to try and get one, though.

- That would be so cool.

- I know, right?

- Wanna play something together?

- Sure.

Any suggestions?

How about When the

Saints Go Marching In?

- Ready?

- Mm-hmm.

One, two, three.

[WHEN THE SAINTS

GO MARCHING IN PLAYS]

I really like that shirt.

Where'd you get it?

Do you think I would look good

with a pixie cut?

Do I think I would

Hey, can I use your phone

to check Instagram?

Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Why?

King A**hole took my phone away.

OMG. I wouldn't

even be able to deal.

Yeah, I know,

it's like losing a limb.

So there's a party tonight.

Think you can sneak out?

Christian will be there.

I think he's crushing on you.

Are you still dating

that cute boy from New York?

Tiff, pass the bread.

If I can't have bread,

you can't have bread.

You definitely don't need

any more bread.

Oh, my God, what the f

[ALL CHATTERING]

Look what the cat dragged in.

- [CHATTER STOPS]

- Hello.

Sorry I'm late.

Couldn't get a cab.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, here. Sit down.

[DINO] All right,

basta with the hellos.

Let's eat before this

beautiful food I made gets cold.

I brought you a peace offering.

Oh, well,

that's very nice of you.

Figured we should lay off

the hard stuff.

- Yeah.

- Pun intended.

I'm really glad that you came.

Okay, I'm gonna make this short

and sweet because I'm starving

and Tiffany's over here

drooling at the mouth, right?

- You're losing the rest of your hair.

- Oh, I love you.

Okay, so, Jimmy,

thank you for having us.

We love you. To family.

There's nothing better

than this.

Friends old and new.

Your feast awaits.

' Any

- Many!

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

- Salud.

- Salud, cheers, love you guys.

Now may I please have the bread?

[ALL EXCLAIMING

AND CHATTERING]

I'm a drying machine.

Let's go.

Come on, come on.

Thank you so much for dinner,

Mr. Maxwell.

Oh, my pleasure, Sarah.

Are you going somewhere?

- You leaving?

- I'm going to a friend's house.

Could you tell Alexis

I'll call her tomorrow?

Yeah, sure. Will do.

Thank you.

Last one.

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