All Dogs Go to Heaven Page #3

And you're going to be quiet,

aren't you?

Ha ha!

That's my pal.

Aahh!

Will you shut up?

Itchy, I'm alive!

Look.

Do ghosts have fleas?

No. Ghosts

don't have fleas.

Right.

Charlie, Charlie,

it's really you.

But I saw the car

and the river...

i know.

And your lifeless body

flying through the air.

Itchy, what can I say?

It wasn't my time.

I'm so happy

to see you, Charlie!

You don't know

how much I missed you!

Shut up!

You want the whole world

to know I'm back?

You thought I was dead.

So will Carface.

He tried to kill me.

I'll make him pay!

We don't want to

do that.

We do. I was

the brains of the outfit.

When I left,

he should have gone under.

That's it, boss.

We'll go under.

Deep, deep under.

I don't want to go under.

The operation grew.

It got bigger.

Now he won't share.

We could share

a nice little place

In the Himalayas.

I hate the Himalayas.

Wait. They got

gambling, races.

Well, they even got

a town called Tibet.

You know, to-Bet.

We could nab llamas,

mountain goats,

Open our own track, boss.

He's got something

up his sleeve.

Yeah, a gun.

When I find out

what it is,

I'm gonna ruin him.

I'm gonna make him

suffer...slow.

He'll be begging

for mercy.

I'm begging that

we get out of here.

Boss,

Carface has got thugs,

And they got muscles,

knives.

And he's got a monster

in his basement.

What?

Boss, they feed it!

Monster?

Yeah, monster!

I said monster!

Monster?

Hmm. Ha ha!

Charlie, I just know

we're both going to die.

Shut up!

Now, let me see here.

Stop it! Stop it!

Will you quit that?

I've had it

with your itching.

Oh.

Hey, look,

look, look, look!

See...see...

the monster?

The monster?

Ok. Now

let's go home.

Who knows

what it eats?

Ahh! Yah!

Somebody's got me--

I got you

by the tail!

Why don't you tell somebody

you're going to do that?

It's not worth it

being with you.

Your hands

are cold, too.

There. There.

Now, there

is your monster.

Now, there

is your monster.

Well, I'll be!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Mr. Carface, can i

go outside today?

Sure you can,

little girl,

But first

you talk to the rat.

Well, if you want

my opinion, boss,

I think mighty morris

is going to win the race.

Oh, boss! That cigar!

Hi, Mr. Longtail.

How are you today?

Fine, thank you.

Will you be

in the race tonight?

A sore foot?

You shouldn't run.

And twizzle

has a cold?

She should

drink soup.

Oh, squad car

has the flu.

Hurry it up.

Hurry it up!

I'm sorry.

So who do you

think will win?

Oh, I see.

The spotted gray.

Killer!

Uh-Huh.

Shift the odds

on the spotted gray

And feed the kid.

Oh, boss,

do I have to?

Oh, boy. Where did you

buy that thing?

But, Mr. Carface, you said

i could go outside today.

Charlie?

A little girl

who talks to animals.

Imagine that.

Boss,

i think we--

Don't.

I'll do the thinking.

But, boss!

Poor child.

We'll kidnap her.

Kidnap?

Uh, rescue her.

But, boss--

Itchy, button it up.

Uh, little girl!

Excuse me.

We understand you're being

held here against your will.

Let me introduce

myself. Sit.

I am

Charlie b. Barkin,

And this is my associate,

itchiford "itchy" dachshund.

How do you do?

And it strikes me that

this is not the place for you.

Am I right?

Oh, well...

let us take you

away from all this.

Where are your parents?

I'm an orphan.

Ahh! She's an orphan.

She doesn't have any parents.

That settles it.

You're going to

stay with itchy.

What's your name?

No, no, boss.

She can't

stay with me.

This has gone

too far.

I'm gettin'

outta here.

You have no compassion.

Uhh!

Stay with me.

Anne-Marie.

Huh?

You asked my name.

It's Anne-Marie.

Listen, you'd like living

with me, wouldn't you?

You're going to

love my place--

Canopy bed under the stars,

open hearth,

3 square meals a day,

radio, heater, whitewalls.

I live in a cab.

Low mileage, of course.

Ha ha ha ha!

Hm hm hm!

What?!

Aah!

What do you mean

she is gone?!

Well, you see,

boss, i--

Shut up!

Can't you just--

I--Oof!

Wah!

Morons!

I'm surrounded

by morons!

Aah!

But, boss,

it wasn't my fault.

To be perfectly

honest, you see,

I--Uh--B-B--

Thunder was on duty.

Take it up with him.

Thunder was on duty.

Take it up with him.

I love that girl!

I want her back!

Now!

Boss, you see,

the thing of it--

Now!

Oh ho! Mm hmm!

Oh...

oh...

robin hood says

to little john,

"This sheriff

is a bimbo.

"Let's knock him off

and take the gold.

"We'll give it to

the poor suckers

Who got took

in the first place."

Where do you

get that stuff?

What kind of hood

gives dough to the poor

Without taking his cut?

I like this story,

Mr. Itchy.

You would.

Shut up!

I'm trying to

get the brat to sleep.

Then what happens?

Well, then, uh...

uh...

give me that.

All the poor people

was happy

'Cause they wasn't

poor now.

But this hood guy's

out 50%.

So what?

His doll loved him

all the more.

Was she pretty?

Ha ha!

She was to die for!

Ah!

Ah!

But the whole gang

wondered,

Would maid Marian

marry him?

And...

she did. Ha!

Now go to sleep, huh?

Mr. Itchy and I got to

talk some business.

Boss, let's get something

straight about the kid.

Good night, Mr. Itchy!

Good night, kid!

I don't like this.

We're reading fairy tales

to a little time bomb

Like she was bo peep

and--Ohh!

We could stash her

at the old church.

Ha ha!

Would you relax?

Carface ain't gonna

look for her here.

He thinks I'm dead,

remember?

Now, get some sleep,

pal.

Tomorrow we take

this little time bomb

To the horse track,

And we make

ourselves a fortune!

Horsies?

Ha ha ha!

Now look

what you've done!

8:
00.

Ok, boss, 8:
00.

I'll be there.

Ok, boss, 8:
00.

I'll be there.

Here.

Now go to sleep, huh?

Charlie, would you

please tuck me in?

Please?

Ha. Yeah.

Charlie,

May I please have

a goodnight kiss?

What?

Oh...sure.

Yuck! Blech! Yuck!

Thank you

for rescuing me.

Ah. Ha ha. Sure.

It was--

It was nothing, kid.

Hey, squeaker,

knock it off.

I'm sorry.

Ohwahh!

Charlie, your front seat

hurts me.

Oh, yeah? Ahem.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Dames.

Thank you, Charlie.

Uh-Huh.

Now, uh,

go to sleep, huh?

Dear god...

oh, no!

Thank you so much

For my new best friend

Charlie.

Oh!

And thank you for

sending him to rescue me.

Psst! Hey!

God bless Mr. Itchy...

yeah, bless itchy.

And god bless Charlie.

Amen.

Oh, and please help me

find a mommy and daddy.

Uh!

Whoo!

Charlie?

What?

Do you think

you could help me

Find a mommy and daddy?

Kid,

I'll help you find

The lost city

of Atlantis!

Just please, please

go to sleep!

Charlie?

What?

I have to go

to the bathroom.

Ha ha.

Of course.

Anne-Marie, cupcake,

sweetheart.

Please, just talk

to the horsie, huh?

Talk to Mr. Horsie.

Boss, maybe she only

talks to rats.

She talked to me,

didn't she?

That makes you a rat!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Maybe horses

is too stupid to talk.

Aha!

What did she say?

Hey, listen,

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