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Before we left I spoke with Cristobal.

Mother, I've asked you

not to interfere.

I don't interfere.

He called worried about you.

Mother, I'm fine.

For the millionth time, I'm fine

In any case, you have to talk to him

and resolve this...

Look, Mother, let's make a deal.

Since we are forced to be together,

I'll stay out of your

wonderful life and

you stay out of my

shitty one, okay?

Whoa, this is great fun.

And Andrecito?

No idea.

Look for a computer and there

you'll find him, hypnotized.

Hey, what do you say the three

of us do something together?

We could take a tour. They say there's

a marvelous underwater cavern.

We can skin-dive.

Come on, Mother,

you won't even get your hair wet.

How do you expect to dive?

Hi, pal. Taking photos, are you?

A real lady's man.

Don't tell me that camera is the type

that takes photos and you can

send them to the internet instantly?

- Yes.

- Can I ask you for a favor?

The thing is, I have a Spanish

girlfriend and I haven't

been able to write for 2 months.

You can take my picture,

and send it to her.

That would make her happy.

A picture?

Yes, a picture. You take it

and I give you her email,

my email, and we send it to her, right?

- Okay, you stand there.

- Okay, really? Thanks, friend.

"I miss you.

"I want you.

"Hector. "

"I'm crazy about you.

I want you

"Send me

"some very sexy photos. "

I will send you pictures of me

"Hector. "

They should prohibit that kind of dance

for men with heart problems.

- Is she from around here?

- No, Cuban.

They arrive here in Yucatan,

then decided to stay.

They do well. They have their

own community close by.

That's what you should do.

Look for a woman to f***.

And f*** her until it falls off.

Just imagine, man.

Go ahead and f*** her.

Get it up, my man.

There's my matador. That's the spirit!

What's your story, sir?

What are you doing here?

- Are you staying at a nearby hotel?

- What's your name?

Usnavy.

Where are you from?

- Cuban, where else?

- That's strange. How do you spell it?

U... N-A-V-Y.

"US Navy"?

Like the United States Navy?

Exactly.

Now enough blah blah. Let's dance.

You know, I'm not used

to this type of thing.

About what?

The money.

Stop there, sir!

Just what are you thinking?

- That because I'm Cuban, I'm a whore!

- No, Usnavy.

Now, it's over!

- Have you seen a bag?

- Have you guys seen a bag?

Sh*t!

Usnavy!

A**hole!

- Let me go!

- I'm sorry.

Get yourself a Mexican

whore and let me be!

Listened to another jerk

who made me believe that...

That what? What do you think I am?

All men are always in search

of the same thing, always!

I'm not looking for anything.

I don't know, I don't...

My life is falling apart!

I didn't mean to offend you, okay?

I didn't mean it.

Sorry.

Hello?

Let me check.

It's Cristobal.

Why don't you answer?

She is not here. I don't know.

Okay, good bye...

Thank you.

- Why don't you talk to him?

- Because I don't want to.

You were married to somebody

and you can't even talk to him?

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, Camila?

Stay out of my things.

You don't know anything about it

- Don't be so hysterical. Get a joint.

- I don't need a sentimental adviser.

You don't know anything about my life.

Hurricane Denise, it's getting closer

to the Gulf of Mexico.

And your husband?

He doesn't like to dance.

And he doesn't get jealous?

He doesn't like to waste his time

and jealousy is a waste of time.

- How do you do it?

- Do what?

How do you manage to be so outgoing?

You're outstanding!

I'm obnoxious, crazy and spoiled!

No, no, no, I would like to

be like that, more like you.

Well, then, we must dance in that case.

I forgive you.

Thanks.

How old are you?

Twenty-three.

I think my oldest daughter is 23.

I think the other one,

she dyes her hair.

My son takes pictures. My wife...

And you, how old are you?

What's your guess?

Sixty-three?

Months?

I'm 50.

I was just kidding.

But can I tell you something, Chico?

You dance very badly for your age, sir.

How do you do it, dance so badly?

Come on, damn it, come on in.

Come in, damn it.

Ignore my grandmother.

Balls, what are you waiting for?

Come on, Chico.

Sit down.

God, it's hot. I'm so tired.

The nights here are really hot.

I don't...

I don't know what I am doing here.

Do you know why I came back for you?

Because there's something different

about you.

I know you're running

away from something.

And believe me, I know about that.

But from what?

I'm going to die.

I'm sick.

I don't know how to tell my family.

I'm running away.

But what are you afraid of?

Of pain.

Of the pain death leaves in everyone.

My love...

You're still alive.

Your family's still alive.

And they sure do need you.

Do you understand?

Wednesday

Good morning.

Your clothes are being washed.

Usnavy, your boyfriend just woke up.

He's not my boyfriend, Leonora

I've just met him.

That's good. He's too old for you.

Here, put these on.

My uncle lent them to me for you.

I'm coming right back.

Gonzalo!

Gonzalo!

Gonzalo! Hey, man!

What are you doing there? Come on!

I'll introduce you to some friends now.

Hi, dude, how are you doing?

Let's get going before it rains.

Don't want you getting wet.

My sister told me you

got mugged last night

It's my fault.

- Are you staying at Cancun?

- At Playa del Carmen, Xcaret.

We'll take you there.

Hi, there.

Do you like the parrot?

I didn't get your name. What is it?

- Carmen.

- Carmen, like the opera!

Just like the opera, how nice...

And when are we going scuba-diving?

A special price for you because you are

a special woman. 50 dollars.

Did you fill the tanks with air, Juvi?

Last time you left them dirty.

Are you sure they're okay now?

- One hundred percent.

- That's good.

I'm trying to win over a Chilean, Juvi.

A mature lady, but fit and beautiful.

Look there, here she comes.

Don't ruin it for me.

Remember, I'm French.

My love, we're over here, Carmen.

Everything's perfect, Carmen.

You're going to have to be patient.

I'm glad you decided to come.

So it doesn't fog up.

Slip in your arms, first

right, then left. Good.

Hey, I want to return to the hotel.

- No, Carmen.

- It's that I don't want to get wet.

That's going to be a problem.

You have to breathe

always through here.

One, two, three!

Great!

"I saw your pictures. "

just saw?

Nothing more?

Much more!

You're a bad boy...

shall I tell you a secret?

"Please, do. "

last night I touched myself

thinking about you

send me more photos but nude

but not everything between us

has to be about sex

not at all

your soul's what matters

your dreams

your words and your silences

you left me in the clouds

I can't stand it anymore.

As I'm typing

I can feel myself getting wet

What's up, Andres?

Andres is a great guy.

He's helping me out with Clemencia.

Do you remember her?

She hasn't written.

Do you think she got my picture?

Yes, sometimes there are

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