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Doing what?

- Crying.

Why?

- Because of my mum.

This is just...

Let me in!

Maybe they're having breakfast.

- Not without me.

And then there's this.

A war museum.

What?

- War. A war museum.

I see.

Dad would've loved that.

Well, he's not here.

You can swim with dolphins.

We tried it on Kos.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

I've always wanted to try it.

A historic tour.

A tour of the Knights Templar.

Do you remember

Dad talked about that?

A bus picks us up at the hotel

and drives us to the ruins...

Good morning, Mum.

- Hi. I'm glad you found us.

Were you in a coma? We knocked

on your door for fifteen minutes.

Happy birthday, Mum.

- But...

This is for you.

- You're kidding, right?

It's a travel gift

with all your favourite stuff.

It's all so nice.

This is so lovely.

- Yes, I bought it on the Internet.

There's some honey and...

This is good.

And what does it say?

"I was in Malta beach".

Isn't it lovely?

- Yes.

Did you get that on the Internet, too?

- I think it'll fit me.

It's beautiful.

- It's not today.

What?

- Mum's birthday is on Thursday.

90?

- No, I told them it was 60.

Never mind.

- I said sixty.

But I did say sixty.

Never mind. We'll just turn

it upside down. Zero sex.

My compliments.

- I think it's complimentary, right?

This is really nice, Ditte.

Do you have any more surprises?

Mum, why do we have to celebrate your

birthday on a particular day?

Can't we celebrate you today as well?

- Yes, that's fine.

It's fun.

- Yes!

So did you have

something special in mind?

Yes, Ditte, what did you plan?

Lots of stuff.

You should've checked the weather.

- Shut up, Sigrid.

No one's ever died from

a change of weather. What is it?

Lasse just sent some pictures

of Victor. He's so adorable.

Can I see?

What is he doing?

- It's willy time.

It's so fine.

- Isn't it sweet?

Come on, Mum.

- He's got the same eyes.

You're going on the water slide.

- What?

You're going on the water slide.

Yes, you are. I'll take this.

No one my age goes on those things.

- It's really fun. Just once.

My back hurts. I didn't sleep well.

- Don't do it if you don't want to.

If I go with you, we can have

just one ride. Should we do it?

Are you ready?

One, two...

- Three, let's go!

...three, let's go!

I was the first one down!

What?

Let go!

Where's Mum? Mum?

- Mum?

Mum?

Mum!

You have to let go!

- Help me.

I'm coming!

- Help me! I won't do this.

No, Sigrid, it's the wrong tube.

Jesus!

Mum, just let go,

you're almost down now.

No, I'm not.

Mum, give me your hand.

- No, Sigrid.

Give me your hand,

then I'll pull you.

No, I won't. I won't!

- Mum. Now.

Mum... Ditte, really!

Come here.

God, Ditte, that was so much fun!

Didn't you think it was fun?

Shouldn't we wait for Sigrid?

- She just wanted to call home.

I'm glad I got this.

Aren't you too hot in those boots?

- I'm fine.

You can borrow my flip flops.

I've got a pair I'm not using.

Are you okay, Mum?

Yes. It's just that...

...I imagined...

...I imagined

that I would grow old with Dad...

...that we'd die together.

First him, of course. Men don't

live that long. They're weaklings.

Did you know from the start

that Dad was the one?

With Dad it was love at first sight.

He was dancing with someone else,

a Swedish girl, I think.

And I just stepped in.

- You did?

Yes. I said:

"I think you should dance with me. "

It's an order.

- Yes.

And then we danced all night

and I knew he was the one.

He was a hottie?

We went down to the beach

and laid down in a deck chair.

And that's when we made Sigrid.

How funny. You've never told us.

- Well, you never asked.

I know, but...

Do you miss Dad?

Well, it hasn't always been easy,

your dad and me...

He's had some issues.

But I've always thought

we made a very good...

...team

or whatever you'd call it.

It's just that...

I need to be something for someone.

- Of course, Mum.

I'm not good at being alone.

- But you won't be alone, Mum.

It's so sweet of you to say so.

- No, I mean it. You're so lovely.

I think I look like a wrinkled apple.

No, you don't.

Tina Turner's still pulling men.

Yes, but Tina Turner

goes to more parties than I do.

Isn't Tina Turner dead?

No, as a matter of fact, she just got

married again. To a younger man.

Mum, you're getting a red nose.

- Sigrid, please don't.

Maybe it's not that red. What are you

talking about besides Tina Turner?

I'm just telling Mum how many men

she could pull if she bothered.

We go out tonight, have a few drinks,

dress up a bit. It's not that hard.

Why are you telling Mum such crap?

- What?

What are you talking about?

- That she can find a man.

She's a nice lady.

You're playing with her emotions.

She's fragile as it is.

Of course she can find a man.

She'll feel defeated

if she goes out tonight, -

- all dressed up,

thinking all the men will woo her -

- and nothing happens.

I just feel bad for her.

I do.

Hey!

- Full house.

She can't handle one more defeat.

- Open up your mouth.

I've become allergic to nuts!

It started after I gave birth.

I've always been allergic

to hazelnuts, -

- but then it evolved into pistachios,

sunflower seeds, -

- macadamia...

And I love macadamia nuts.

Do you have any siblings?

- No.

You're lucky. It's a living hell.

I have to go find

a man for my mother.

Can I come?

What does your dad say?

- He's sleeping.

Pull me up, Fido.

What about him?

What did he say?

Oliver, wait here.

Yes.

- Oh, you're Danish?

My mum has read that book.

She says it's bloody marvellous.

Well, it's, you know...

It's ten to five.

What a nice spot you've found here.

Are you and your wife hiding here?

My wife?

- Yes.

I don't have one of those.

But you're staying at the hotel?

- Yes, I'm right up there.

We should go for a drink.

- The two of us?

Yes, and my mum.

I'm travelling with my mum.

She's really fantastic,

so sweet and lovely and exciting.

Mogens!

Little darling,

come over here and meet...

Ditte. Hi.

- Ditte stays at our hotel.

I see...

Well, I've got to... Bye.

If you go near my man one more time,

I'll beat the sh*t out of you.

Aren't there any normal people

in this place?

Hi, Mum.

- Hi, Ditte.

What's that?

- Do you want one?

Now?

- Yes.

Thanks.

Look. She made that wedding cake

for her sister's wedding.

But she hasn't got hands.

- That's why it's so impressive.

Imagine doing that for your sister

when you've got no hands.

She must've gotten help with

the icing. Look how neat it is.

Cheers, Mum.

- Cheers, Ditte.

Mmm, it's good.

You look so great

with your hair like that.

You think so?

Maybe you're right.

- Can I give you a makeover?

You loved to do that as a child.

Hi, Sigrid.

- Hi. Please let me through.

Your ass is on fire.

- It's no joke. God, it hurts.

I think you've got a nice bum.

- Thanks.

It hardly shows

that you've had so many babies.

I didn't give birth

with my bum.

But three deliveries

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