All of Me Page #7

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So long, Prakha!

Please, don't say it.

Oh, dear God, all I want

was a second chance, a fair shake!

Instead I've made a complete mess

of your life,

and I've left all my money to a...

Iying, cheap slut, sex poodle! Oh!

Prakha, I want you to release my soul.

Give Roger his freedom.

No! She double-crossed us,

we can fight this.

No. Perhaps Prakha can put my soul

into an eagle or some wonderful bird.

So that I can fly free with the wind.

Hover over my house

and sh*t on her head.

Stop talking like that.

-I can't help it. I'm pissed!

I became a lawyer because I wanted

to fight injustice. I wanted to help

the little guy against the big guy.

-Big guy!

Instead I wound up representing

powerful rich people like you.

But now, you see, you're a pauper!

You're bilked out of what's rightfully

yours by Miss Terry Hoskins, who is

today one of the wealthiest women

in the State of California.

And you wanna be a bird?

Forget it!

Don't go soft on me now.

Oh, it's no that. It's just that

offering you your freedom is the first

unselfish thing I've ever done.

-How's it feel?

Oh, wonderful.

-You're ok, Edwina.

Give me the number of the

Fulton Norris orchestra, please.

Dad, you don't have to do that.

You're not an employee any more.

Someone's gotta do it.

-I'll hire someone. Pack your things.

You're moving up to the house.

No, I won't. It's not right!

Yes, you will. I won't have people

saying my father lives in a stable.

I bought you a tuxedo. You're coming

to the party tonight. And take a bath!

You know, you're nicer to that horse

than you are to people?

Why don't you take him to your party?

-lf it were appropiate to me I would!

Oh, you're lucky you're a gelding.

-Snap it up, guys. Thank you.

Smile, please. Oh, and if you have

to winkie let's do it now.

They have a full rehearsal

in 5 minutes.

Come on. Come on. Come on!

-Come on.

How you plan on pullin' this off?

-Beats the heck outta me.

Well, if I can be of any help at all,

you in worse trouble than I thought.

That's right.

That's more fun than being a lawyer.

-I know.

I think you should forget the law

and become a muscian full time.

Oh, it's a nice dream, but I can't.

-There's nothing sadder than

Iooking back at the end of your life

and saying, "l didn't do it right".

And believe me, I know.

-Yeah. Oh, my solo's coming up.

Can you give me control of my hand?

-Sure.

I'm sorry again.

Is this some sort of a joke?

-You didn't like that?

Listen, I'll be ok.

I just need a minute.

Ok, gentlemen, let's take a break.

-Who are those guys?

Bring the bowl. Come on.

-The bowl.

You know, your friend's a real freak.

-Thank you.

See you in the mornin'.

I'm gonna put on a bloody tuxedo.

Prakha! Now!

Good boy.

Oh! Edwina?

Oh!

Ok! Miss Hoskins!

-Hoskins.

Grab that bowl!

Grab that bowl!

-Stop it! Let go!

Edwina in bowl?

-Edwina.

Where's Edwina?

-Edwina.

Edwina in water?

-Edwina.

You just made a big mistake, Buster!

Guards! Guards!

Put Edwina back in the bowl?

-Back in bowl.

Yes, back in bowl. Yes, back in bowl.

-Back in bowl. Nyhm.

Nyhm? Whatta you mean?

Oh, you have to fix the bowl?

-Fix bowl.

Fix bowl.

-Fix bowl.

You put Edwina back in bowl.

-Back in bowl.

Edwina back in bowl. Go fix bowl.

Go fix bowl. Go, go, go!

Edwina, if you can hear me

blow some bubbles or something.

I'm talking to a bucket!

Get that bucket! Get that bucket!

Don't let him get away!

Ty, feel this.

-What is it?

Take good care of it!

-What is it?

It's very, very special.

-No problem.

Hey, where are you going

with that green bucket?

Get out of my way!

Oh! Sh*t!

Oh! Damn!

-It's all right.

No!

Want us to throw him out, ma'am?

-No, he's harmless.

Goodbye, Edwina.

Good evening.

-Miss Hoskins?

Mr. Mifflin! Mr. Schuyler.

We have rather a pleasant orchestra.

Daddy, how debonaire.

Oh, good evening. I'm Terry Hoskins.

Welcome to Hoskins Manor.

"All of me. Why not take all of me.

Can't you see.

I'm not good without..."

God rest her wonderful soul.

I'll never forget her.

Just remember how comforting it'll be

to look around this magnificent home

and always see a little bit

of Edwina in everything.

Yes. Especially the flower bed.

-Yes.

Ty, I thought I had everything

under control.

I'm sorry, man. I didn't see her

grab the pitcher.

You know what I'm sayin'?

-It's not your fault, Ty.

Oh, man, I feel empty.

You know, I know this sounds crazy,

but I actually miss the old girl.

Who are you calling an old girl?

It's no funny... Ty!

-I'm not trying to be funny,

you peasant!

-Edwina?

No, it's Pearl Bailey.

Who the hell do you think it is?

Oh, Edwina!

-Hey, hey, that's my side, stupid!

I'm over here!

-What are you doing in Ty?

How should I know? I see nothing!

-Man, when you set that pitcher down

here and said take care of it,

I thought it was gin and I drank some.

But why didn't you say something?

-I wanted to see if you missed me.

Cute, cute, cute. Oh, God!

Come on, Ty, come on. Come on!

Hey, Bix.

Prakha?

-Fix bowl.

Ah, fix bowl. Great.

-Edwina in water?

Edwina not in water. Say something.

-Your Holiness, it is l,

Edwina Cutwater.

-Edwina?

Yes.

-I fail to see humor in the situation.

He drink her.

Drink her?

He drink her.

-lf it hat not been for Mr. Wattell,

I'd be Edwina the Flower Bed

right now, you big dope!

Big dope!

-Look, look! Take Edwina out,

put back in me.

-ln me.

Ok?

-Ok.

Really?

-It's the only safe place.

Oh, you really are my friend.

-I sure hope nobody else can see this.

Ok.

Good night. We're in the Roosevelt.

-lf you need anything you call Grace.

Good night.

-Good night.

Ty, you gotta get back on the bus.

-Oh, no way, Jose, I gotta find out

how this megillah ends.

-Ty!

Besides I can be of help. Walkin'

around in the dark is my territory.

Ok, you're hired.

-Thank you.

Oh, God! This way.

-What kind o' seein' eye dog is this?

You hang back here.

-Hang back here.

Hi, Sailor.

-Are you having a good time?

Yeah, I am. I hope I have as much fun

in my new body as I've had in yours.

Thanks.

There she is.

-Roger, now that you know what

a horrible person she is, aren't you

glad you weren't intimate with her?

I thank my lucky stars.

-I'm glad you said that.

I've been thinking.

If things work out

you just might get another chance.

-Oh, Edwina Cutwater!

That's our cue.

Let's go.

-Let's go.

Ty, watch your head. Sssh!

Come on, Prakha, come on, come on.

Bix, go outside, go on.

Go on. Prakha, take care o' Ty.

-Ty.

Take care of Ty.

-Ty.

Sssh! Sssh! Sssh!

-Sssh! Sssh! Sssh!

Oh!

-Hello, darling!

Whatta you waitin' for, grab her!

Watch out! I think she's got a gun.

Let's all take a nice little

walk now, shall we?

Where we goin'?

-Sh, don't wake up the other guests.

What are you going to do?

-You sneaked back in here to rob me.

Oh, we in trouble, Roger.

-You took the gun from my night table.

Big trouble.

-You led me to a quiet room.

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