All Over Me

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Hi.

Give that to Pat

for me, please.

I don't think that's a good idea.

He's kind of pissed at me.

I should go.

I said please.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'll just be a minute.

Sorry.

There's your change.

I see that little

fuckhead of yours made it.

He's got something for me?

I put it...

No more covering for him!

I pu...

- Wait! What? Just a second!

- No!

- Where's my money?

- Whoa whoa!

Where is it?

Ahh!

Stop! Wait a second.

- Okay, look look...

- Shut up!

Look, I gave...

it was her!

Just tell them where

you f***ing put it!

- Watch him.

- Tell them where you put it!

Please!

For f***'s sake!

Sorry! Sorry!

Where'd you put the f***ing envelope!

Can you get me

out of here, please?

The girl from the store,

you seen her?

Yeah, she ran past me

towards the highway.

Everything okay?

Where did you put the f***ing envelope?

Alberta, please!

Please just tell them!

Look, I didn't mean it,

okay?

Tell them where

you f***ing put it!

Where are you?

- All right, listen.

- Alberta!

So, where are you going?

Vancouver.

Mind if I ride along?

I think that

should be okay.

Bus 73 leaving for Seattle

leaving in 15 minutes.

15 minutes, bus 73 leaving

for Seattle at gate 7.

Hi.

What did you do now?

Nothing.

Everything's good.

I got out, like you did.

Got out or ran out?

Got out.

I wanted to start over.

I thought maybe

you could help me.

This is such

a cool place, Celene.

Yes, and I like it

exactly the way it is,

so take a mental picture.

Alberta, this arrangement,

this two-week arrangement

cannot cause me

any trouble.

I mean zero,

understand?

- What kind of trouble?

- Your kind of trouble.

You were always jumping out

of one mess into another.

- That was a long time ago.

- And we're adults now.

I'm not your

babysitter anymore.

I'm not a helpless kid.

I promise.

So, what's your

first move, then?

What's your life plan?

You don't have one.

Life plan, you bet!

- Do tell.

- I'm gonna do some upgrading.

Then... first I'm gonna get a job...

no later than tomorrow.

Good, because I don't

want you loafing around here all day.

Uh...

Celene?

Celene?

Relax.

I'm not replacing you.

You have my permission

to leave.

Listen, if you're serious about turning

your life around,

I'm going to

hold you to it.

Alberta.

Hey!

I have neighbors,

for Christ's sake!

Oh, and the phone...

you do not answer it ever.

Same with the door.

Sure.

Celene, who was that guy?

That's Spencer.

He likes to be

my slave on Fridays.

You hungry?

There's some sushi in the fridge.

You can crash in the back bedroom.

There's a cot.

It's bok choi...

Thanks.

You relax, shitty.

Receipt for the yogurt?

New girl, right?

Coleman?

Coaldale.

Yeah.

Well, here's the thing:

over here in civilization,

we make a habit of paying for

things before we take them.

- I wa...

- With money.

I was going

to pay for it.

I get my first check

tomorrow.

Right now all I have

is bus fare.

Honey, you just

became a shoplifter.

Wait! I screwed up.

I'm sorry.

The lady up front

said it was okay

and that she does it

all the time.

Thought I was serious?

I was just fooling around.

Fine, we're fine.

We're good here.

Is that a Walkman?

Uh, here's my tape

okay, my thing is dogs.

And, uh, other people

got their things.

- For me it's... well, it's dogs.

- Hi.

So I'd be down

on all fours,

I'd be

sniffing around...

I picked up your dry cleaning

and your mail.

They were out of

red electrical tape.

...you'd lead me around,

take me for a walk...

Did you forget something?

Oh, Jeez, sorry.

...like drag me

into the next room,

snap that leash again.

Gotta keep me in line...

You ever play fetch?

Maybe got one of those pull ropes.

I like those.

I like those.

I like balls...

How do you get them

to do what you want?

Don't give them a choice.

Believe in something

strongly enough,

even if it's

total bullshit,

so will everyone

around you.

...yank it, hard...

- Tighten this, please.

...snap my neck back...

It's like being an actor.

You have to convince the audience

or client that you're in charge.

You got that?

...sniffing the grass...

- Uh-huh.

...panting...

- You gonna get an agent

and do some real acting?

I know that's what you always wanted.

I am doing what

I always wanted.

I'm in control

of my life.

It pays well

if you're good, and I am.

$300 an hour.

18 more months, take

my savings, go south.

Acting classes, get an agent,

execute the life plan.

- Sounds pretty thorough.

- Better be.

Been working on it

for over 10 years.

...snap that leash again.

Gotta keep me in line.

Can't let me wander off...

You've been making an effort.

Don't think I haven't noticed.

I'm a dog, right?

How else are you

going to get my attention?

# Come on, now #

# Let me kiss your teeth #

# Let me kiss

your teeth #

# Let me lick your eyes #

# Let me kiss your... #

You, bark like a dog!

Pick that up!

Now!

I'm going to execute

my life plan.

# Let me

lick your eyes... #

Ow!

Mmm...

# Let me spit

in your face #

- # Let me spit on your face #

- # F*** you, creep! #

Oh, sh*t.

Okay...

Look, can you

help me out here?

I'm only gonna

make this worse.

Try the orange one.

Thanks.

Oh my God.

I think this is bleach.

Spencer, what did I tell you

about not hanging up your jacket?

Celene?

I'm really sorry.

I didn't know

that was gonna happen.

Look, just tell me how much it cost.

I'll pay you back.

$800, and I need to wear this

for an appointment tonight!

Don't insult me,

acting like you can come up

with that scratch for attire.

God!

It's just one

appointment, though, right?

Yeah, one that happens

to coincide with some very big bills

that need

to be paid tomorrow.

I'm sorry.

I'll make it up to you. I swear.

I just... I didn't know your hooker

outfits cost so much.

What did you

just call me?

Hooker.

I heard hooker.

I'm doing what I want,

and you have the nerve to call...

you wreck my sh*t

and then label me...

you've really changed,

Alberta...

not at all the

fuckup I remember.

Celene?

- What about an advance?

- Oh, they don't give advances, dear.

You'll be full-time before you know it.

Then you can get benefits.

I don't need

benefits, Penelope.

I need money.

I need it now.

Mmm, dear,

what happened?

Fall in with the wrong

crowd, or stalker?

No.

Why would l...

what about extra shifts

with the manager?

Les is a

cheapskate, honey.

And he's a man.

He cheats on his wife.

- Seriously?

- That's what I've been telling people.

- Why not just call home?

- Absolutely not.

Put me on the night cleaning crew.

I don't care.

Just take it. It'll turn for you.

Just give it time.

I also like confinement,

to be suffocated,

not being able to breathe.

So ideally,

when you're spanking me,

you should push my face

into your breasts.

That'd be nice.

That way, even if...

person, and I want you

to pay attention to detail.

...want anyone to see this tape.

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