All Stars Page #3

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None of them wanted me because I'm fat

and they think I dress weird.

And I can't really dance.

Well, I can't argue with any of that.

How would you like to join one?

What? I'm sorry. One minute.

What? The music was amazing.

He's keen and talented.

He's talented and...

How am I meant to be taken seriously

with... him in my crew?

I'm meant to look cool.

Is that what you think dance is about?

Yeah.

Hmm...

His dancing, though, it's mental.

Enthusiasm counts for a lot.

OK, mate, you're in.

Oh, that's... that's cool!

Thanks, guys. I'll see you soon.

So that's me,

that chubby kid in tweed and maybe you.

OK, not you.

You got any ideas?

We may need to think outside the box here.

Welcome to the All Stars.

Wooh!

Wooh!

Wooh.

Atchoo!

Why are we called that?

Although you have

completely different talents, you're...

All stars. Brilliant.

That's the dumbest name for anything

I've ever heard.

Peanut?

I can't. I'm allergic to them.

Chocolate?

I'm also lactose intolerant.

Lolly?

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

We're battling another crew, man.

We'll beat them

and people will pay to watch.

This crew's what's gonna save

the Garage.

Ethan, don't know how to dance.

Then why are you here?

Look, Rebecca and I are used to putting in

hours of training

so your little road dancing thing

will be no problem.

- It's called street dance.

- Sure it is.

But who else have I got to dance with?

You, king of the burgers, madam ninja -

no of fence.

None taken. I do love burgers.

Taken! One more comment like that

and I'll smack you back to St Trinians.

- Sorry. Did you just threaten me?

- It's on, hockey sticks.

Er, Amy. Please.

All right.

So who's going to make up the dancing?

She means the choreographer.

- Jaden.

- Sorry, do you even dance?

- I used to.

- Prove it.

But it stays between us.

This is ridiculous.

Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah. Whatever.

- All right?

- Hi.

- Squirt, you gonna practise?

- Yeah.

- What happened to your bike?

- Oh, it's broken.

BIGkids:

Heart Sing

I was just a young boy

looking for a way in

You were just a young girl

looking for a way out

Always kept my hood up

Tried to keep my head down

Park Life on my iPod playing

Now I see that you're perfect for me

How did I miss ya?

You're the only one

who makes my heart sing

You can make my heart sing

You make my heart sing

That's why I love you, darling

Heart sing, you can make my heart sing

You make my heart sing...

Right. Let's get started.

Yeah, I think we're missing someone.

- Hello.

- Oh, hey, Brian. How you doing?

Oh, hey, Tony. Yeah, cool, mate.

I will have... the usual, please.

- Oh, one Brian special coming up.

- Cheers. How's the family doing?

- They're good, thanks.

- That's good. Cool. See you tomorrow.

Sorry. Bad traffic.

Do the robot.

Yeah, more robotic.

Kurt's crew do great robot moves.

We have to be better than them.

OK, try beeping.

Yeah, that's not very robotic.

We need to go back to basics.

I know just the place.

Come.

OK.

Let's get military.

Physical agility and balance.

I'm going to split you into two units.

Amy, you're with me. Recon.

- Got it.

- Ethan, you follow with the rest.

- Elite squad.

- Kind of.

- Rendezvous... other side of that log.

- You mean four feet over there?

- You got a problem with that, soldier?

- No, sir.

Good luck.

Elite squad, 90, 90!

Rebecca, you might want to touch up

your makeup just a bit.

Just like... here.

- Your time is coming, karate kid.

- How did we do?

I thought we were quite military,

actually.

- Oh, gotta go.

- What?

I've got a mock exam.

My parents are gonna kill me.

I have to try and revise.

I've got 20 minutes. OK, bye.

Is training over, sir?

I'm gonna be late for golf, sir.

Can I... Can I ask you something?

- Yeah.

- All right, cool.

Well, right, say a boy wanted

to ask a girl on a date.

OK.

What would be

a cool thing to do on a date?

You know, the perfect first date.

Well, you start with a meal.

A Meat Feast pizza to share.

Then a movie.

It doesn't have to be too girly.

Finally, a walk home

under the street lamps.

Holding hands. They share a kiss.

Maybe they don't.

- Yeah, Lucy would love that.

- Lucy?

Yeah, I'm trying to come up with

the perfect first date

for when we beat Kurt

and she dumps him.

But... Thanks, Squirt.

Cheers for all the advice.

Much appreciated, yeah?

- Sure you've been revising, Jaden?

- Yeah. Just so much revision.

There's this guy - Ethan.

He's doing the exam as well.

We're revision buddies.

- No dancing or anything?

- Absolutely not.

Well, he filled about 12 in right.

Yeah. Out of 200.

Still got three days, though.

Coming to the Garage?

Dunno.

My dad's meant to be picking me up, innit.

He's... He's not the most reliable guy.

- Don't think he's coming.

- Parents suck sometimes.

You know.

Your mum and dad still on your back

about the test thing?

They want me to go to a private school.

It's gonna be the end of my life.

Who cares what parents think?

I couldn't care less

if my dad turns up today or not.

You know why?

Cos I'm my own man.

My own guy. You get me?

They think I'm revising tonight. Let's go

to the Garage and crack your dancing.

- What's wrong with it?

- Pretty much everything.

All right.

- Let's do this, man.

- Mm-hm.

- Just checking no-one's watching.

- Oh, come on, man.

- What...?

- Follow me. Five, six, seven, eight.

Right foot. Left.

Right. Jump. Go like that.

Around.

Here. Jump.

And groove.

OK, this is my dance space.

This is your dance space.

You're over my dance space like a rash.

Let's go again.

Six, seven, eight.

One, two...

What are your feet doing?

Forget your feet.

Oh, come on, control your feet, man.

What?

Mate, you literally just said

forget your feet. Forget my feet.

Yeah, forget them.

But... control them.

Now flow with it.

Let me lead you.

I don't know what that means but... Dude!

- You're in heaven right now.

- No, I'm not.

- I'm really not comfortable.

- Hey, that's it. Groove.

Make it flow.

- I don't want to do that any more.

- Your back. Make it flow.

- Did this just get weird?

- Yes.

Let's do it one more time. Come on.

Six, seven, eight.

Wow. Ethan!

I'm genuinely amazed.

Yeah, Jaden's improving.

Yeah, keep up the good work, man.

Seven, eight and... bigger...

Harder. Less back.

- Well, back off a bit!

- OK, princess.

I'm gonna take you down

all the way to China Town.

I don't even know what that means.

Neither do I, but it won't stop me

doing it to your face.

So-called crew is a joke.

You two think you're more awesomer

than the rest of us, don't you?

First of all, "awesomer" isn't

even a word. Google it.

And secondly, yeah, we do,

you... chubby funster.

- Oi! Can we all just calm down?

- No!

I refuse to share a stage

with a bunch of lamoids,

look stupid in front of a ton of people.

Not for the Garage.

Not for you, Ethan.

Not for anyone.

Come on, Tim. We're out of here.

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