All Stars Page #5

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I prefer pies. And I like our gym.

Now come on.

- I don't know what Angela's playing at.

- Quick. Hide.

Yeah, I'm onto it.

I'm gonna ring the parents, actually.

I'll get onto it now.

It's pink.

And there's no wee things.

And it smells... ..nice.

We're in the girls' toilets.

Yeah, that's what he said.

Wow, that was a bit pointless.

Yeah, I know.

So that's it?

You didn't say anything else?

This is the worst moment of my life.

- Clearly I spoke too soon.

- Sorry. Happens when I'm nervous.

- Someone in there?

- No. Just me.

A girl doing a wee sitting down.

Then why can't I see your feet?

Oh, I don't have any.

Then how'd you get in there?

I hopped.

- That's one leg. Not no legs.

- Sorry!

Wow, that was a bit pointless.

You really are a couple of

very strange boys. You know that?

Staffroom. The printers are in there.

Where is he?

- Whoo!

- Shh.

You... took your time, sir.

Whoo.

Well, this is me.

- Is your dad in?

- Kind of.

- Kind of?

- See you later, Ethan.

- It was great.

- OK, yeah.

See you.

Dad, I'm home.

Did you have an all right day?

I had a good day.

Fish fingers OK again?

You taken your pills yet?

You should have seen what we did.

We made these amazing posters.

We nearly got caught but it's fine.

And Ethan gave me a lift home afterwards,

which was, you know... nice of him.

Sounds great, sweetheart.

It was. It really was.

How was your day, Dad?

Really good.

My heart overflows

I only dream of you and me

It's just you and me

It's just you and me

And dance combat begin.

- ..Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

- Ow! Ow!

One, two, three, four...

Ow! Ow.

Amy, you hurt my feelings.

This is completely ridiculous.

- You like him, don't you?

- What? No.

He's Ethan.

Look, I know we don't exactly have

a lot of things in common.

I like putting on makeup

and wearing dresses.

You like punching people in the face.

But I can help you with this.

So what do I do?

Problem is, when he looks at you,

he sees the girl he's known his whole life.

- The one who lives next door.

- The squirt.

Now, I'm not saying change who you are,

not for a boy.

- You just need him to notice you again.

- How?

Kind of like...

You Tellin' Me You Love Me

What's wrong with you?

You just look different.

Whatevs, Ethan! Deal with it.

You're the dew in my eyes

Imagine to my great surprise

You telling me... you love me

And now I thank my lucky stars

Cos you're rockin' in my arms

And you're telling me...

I... can't believe you're telling me

You're telling me

You love me

- This place is so real. You feel me?

- Feel you? No, thanks.

Guys, man. Just listen up.

OK, so we're here to learn about

some b-boy attitude.

A big part of b-boy and his MCing.

The two are inseparable, really.

- Like Shostakovich and timpani?

- Right.

Let's just do some rapping.

- How on earth do we do that?

- Take something you like. Anything.

- Bikes.

- OK.

So just be like riding my bike

is the t'ing that I like,

don't ride no trikes

because I'm down with my...

- Spike.

- Bike, man.

- Yeah. That's hot.

- That does sound easy.

- Think you could do it, Timothy?

- I hate being called that.

Go on, then.

OK. Right.

So I quite like fishing, fly fishing.

Fly fishing, gonna get more fish

than I've been wishing. Boom.

What's wrong with that?

Yeah, but, Tim, fly fishing, man,

that's... that's already a thing.

Uncle Hector does it.

With big wellies.

So I thought this whole MC thing

was about breaking rules.

- Yeah, that's right.

- OK, check it.

Fly fishing, fly fishing, gonna get

more fish than I've been wishing.

What's this in my hand?

A fat cookbook.

Who's that stuck on my hook?

It's you. Break it down.

Yeah, man. Whoo!

Dreamers

I can find my place in my dreams

Said I can find my place in my dreams

Yo, yeah

I don't care what you choose as fact

I'm gonna take myself

to the moon and back

In my dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

My dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

Straight up into the sun

I'm a spaceman, yeah,

with a suit to match

In my dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

My dreams...

- A salad, please.

- What?

- A salad?

- Yep. I'm a healthy dancer now.

I can find my place in my dreams

Said I can find my place in my dreams

I don't care what you choose as fact

I'm gonna take myself

to the moon and back

In my dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

My dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

Straight up into the sun

I'm a spaceman, yeah,

with a suit to match

In my dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

My dreams

Yeah, I wanna stomp on the moon

Stomp on it

Stomp on the moon,

stomp on it, stomp on it

Stomp on the moon, stomp on it

Stomp on the moon,

stomp on it, stomp on it

Stomp on the moon, stomp on it

Stomp on the moon

Straight up into the sun

I'm a spaceman, yeah,

with a suit to match

In my dreams, my dreams,

my dreams, my dreams

My dreams

Hey, guys.

Thank you for meeting me here.

No, it's cool. You know.

Moral support and all that.

- You've got to convince them.

- Yeah, well, I'll try my best.

Don't even know where to go.

Ah, you must be Gina.

Yeah, I am. How did you know?

Your small associates.

- Small?

- Sorry.

I'm Valerie.

I'll be presiding over the hearing.

- Well, this is Jaden from the Garage.

- Hi.

- And Ethan.

- Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I've got a text. I'll be with you in five.

He's small but he's very busy.

Thank you so much for hearing our appeal.

Well, as far as I'm concerned,

there should be more places like this.

- Of course, other pressures do apply.

- Indeed they do.

- Simon.

- You look wonderful today, Valerie.

When did I last see you?

Oh, for the old people's home

you were trying to turn into a...

Carpet superstore, Your Excellency.

Bet you got a nice new carpet

out of that.

Nice bit of white shag pile, was it?

Shall we hear the case

for the remand centre?

Youth centre.

- I'll have none of your games on this.

- Games?

Good luck, Gina.

This is big.

No, this is big.

Lucy just texted me, man.

She asked where I was

and she wants to meet.

She's just around the corner.

- OK.

- Well, how do I look, you know?

- Normal.

- That's good.

- Ethan.

- Hi, Lucy. How's it...

Sorry.

This is hilarious.

Kissy-kissy time, big boy.

We can't let money decide

the fate of our children.

Money doesn't care.

Money doesn't know what is important.

So why are we letting it make decisions

about what's happening in our lives?

What... What is that all about?

When did that happen?

I'm talking about libraries,

Sure Start centres.

I mean, closing them - totally insane.

Because people need that kind of stuff.

They... They... They just do.

And if you close the Garage,

if you shut the Garage,

then... you're gonna be

selling these kids short, too.

Why should they pick up the tab

for bankers' mistakes?

Just putting it out there.

I mean, they're kids,

they're children, for God's sake.

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