All Superheroes Must Die

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Untie me.

Get me out of here!

Untie me!

What the hell is going on here?

How the f*** should I know?

You... You people

did this.

This has all happened because of you.

What?

He's going to kill us.

He's going to kill us

because... Because of you.

Who... Who's he?

Hey. Where you going?

Where you going? Come back.

Just hold the f*** on, okay?

Get me out of here!

Untie me!

F***.

Good evening, everyone.

So glad to see you could

all make it out tonight.

It's me.

Rickshaw,

your very best friend.

Oh, now, don't look

so surprised to see me.

I thought, after last ti, that we

would never see each other again.

But, um, I guess

I'm surprised too.

Here we are all again.

Doing what we do best.

Charge.

Shadow.

Cutthroat.

And The Wall.

My very, very best frien.

I can't wait to introduce you

to some of my other fries

you haven't met yet.

But let's cut to busines.

All my life, as you know,

I've been a loser.

At every turn I lose.

I think I have

an amazing plan.

And then...

A**hole goody-two-shoes

like you get in the way,

and f*** it up.

So I made a game for you to play,

where you get to feel what it

feels like to lose all the time.

I'm calling it role reversal,

where you get to lose,

and I get to win.

to have the rug pulled out from under

your feet at every f***ing turn.

Therefore,

the rules

are incredibly simple.

There are over 100 innocent

civilians spread all across town,

and they are rigged to various

life threatening devices.

You play my game,

you save their lives.

You don't play,

I kill them.

You try to escape or forfeit,

and the entire little sht

town is rigged to blow.

And, oh, I just can't...

I just want to press

this f***ing thing so ba.

Unless of course you win.

But in the meantime,

I'd like you to reconnec,

at the Laundromat.

And when you're all reunited,

you'll get your first

assignment.

And...

Cutthroat.

Just to let you and your friends

understand the true

severity of the rules...

No...

Oh, oh, I almost forgot.

If you've noticed the little

injection scas on your wrists...

It's just my little way

of making the game more..

Fair.

May the best man win.

It's been a long time.

Yes, it has.

How you doing?

You... You still

have yours?

What are you...

What are you talking about?

You're...

You're still strong.

So that injection did do something to everybody.

Everybody except you, it seems.

Ben.

John.

How's it going?

Kiss my ass.

That's how it's going.

All right.

Glad to see things haven't changed.

Jill.

Charlie.

This is great.

Everybody remembers each other.

Rickshaw's not bluffing.

He just killed someone.

What?

Yeah. Splattered his brains

all over the bathroom wall.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, when I woke up, there were

bunch of bodies everywhere too.

All right then.

Let's address the matter at hand.

You know, the one where we're up sh*t creek.

Hey, we are not all the way up sh*t creak.

Oh, let me guess.

You have a plan.

Guys, what about the real obvious question here?

I mean, how did we even get here?

Hello again. Since we don't have a lot of time...

I guess we should

start the games.

Now, this round will see you

separating into two groups,

You have five minutes to proceed

to the hardware store and...

Choose your weapons.

Then the round will begi.

Show up late, and one of you will

have a real mess to clean up.

All right. Come on.

What? So you got a map,

that makes you the leader?

What are these for?

Nothing good.

Looks like we have about 80 seconds to find out.

John.

Stop, stop, stop.

John, they're in trouble.

Hey. Look, we're in trouble, okay?

Now, we don't know if those

are innocent people, Jill.

Those could just be his goons or something.

We don't know.

What if they're not?

What if they're moms? Or dads or kids?

We don't know all the boundaries

of this game yet, okay?

Look, he's watching us.

As long as we're still playing,

then he'll keep us alive, okay?

So then we just do nothing?

No.

Play the game and win.

Hey, don't worry.

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

As long as he thinks I'm still playing,

he won't know

what I'm doing. Okay?

Come on.

Hey, wait.

You look good.

You look the same.

Where'd you go?

There's two innocent people ready to blow in the back.

So let's pay attention.

F***, man.

I'm sure by now you've had a

chance to look over your weapons.

Choose wisely. Or else the

game will end very quickly.

And we wouldn't

want that, would we?

You'll now be split up

into two teams.

The Wall and Shadow

are Team Romance.

And Team Irony will be

Cutthroat and Charge.

Each team will be matched p against

an as yet unannounced opponent.

The rules of round one

are quite simple.

I mean, I keep

my sh*t simple. Okay?

Fight your opponent to the death

with your choice of the

weapons laid in front of you.

Fail to fight and 10

innocent civilians will die.

I'm not f***ing around.

Team Romance will go

to the junkyard.

And Team Irony will go

to the lumber yard.

Each team has five minuts

to get to its destinatio.

Once you arrive, you will receive

your final set of instructions

for the first round.

Happy hunting.

What should I pick?

The sledge is safe.

Hard to miss.

Usually if you hit somebody with

it, they don't get back up.

Just got to hit something, huh?

Yeah.

All right.

Take care of her.

Hey. Why didn't Rickshaw

take your powers?

We don't really have that much

time to figure it out, do we?

No, we don't.

Listen up, everybody.

We need to stay on time.

He said, "this round," which

would make one believe

there's gonna be more than one

round of this sh*t, okay?

And we stay in touch.

I know this is hard for

everybody, okay? I know.

If we don't do this together,

we don't have a shot at beating this game, okay?

All right. Let's move.

Hey.

Be careful.

You too.

Ready for this sh*t or what?

Yeah, let's hope so.

Let's... Let's hope so?

Can't have our leader eating sh*t

this early in the game, now, can we?

Hey, keep it down.

Make me.

Hey, man, hey.

This isn't about us, all right?

This isn't about our past.

This isn't about how I hurt your feelings.

Or any other bullshit complaints you've

had about me over the years, all right?

This actually is life or death.

Do you get that?

Look.

We lose, we die.

Okay, once we get out of here,

we can sit down and point fingers at each other.

But right now, if we slip up just once,

he will find a way to kill us.

All right?

Look, I'm not gonna get in your way,

but this doesn't change sh*t between us.

Well, sh*t happens, I guess.

After you.

So, where do you think this place is?

- Who knows?

- Northwest maybe.

I've never seen it before.

Yeah, me neither.

So how long do you think we were all out?

I don't know.

You went down hard though.

Do you remember how it happened at all?

No. Nothing.

I just don't understand.

Rickshaw was gone.

John got him.

Yeah, I know.

We were kids.

Did you ever tell, uh, John about...

No.

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