All the Invisible Things

Leave him alone or I'll shoot!

Let me see your hands!

Back off! Stay there!

Stay there, you cocksuckers!

Don't move!

Don't move!

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Jolly, can sleep here tonight?

Get lost!

Can have something to drink?

Help yourself.

What do you want?

What would want?

You're always staring like an idiot.

This is boring.

I'm tired.

Where's your key?

Common, let me in.

You have a key. Where is it?

Stop being so stupid.

Don't you have a bed in your room?

A**hole.

Hey, Mom.

Where is my savings book?

Never lay a hand on me again.

Never.

Mom.

Or you're a goner.

Honest.

Hey, dude!

Why are you here on a weekend?

My mom called to say have to stay here.

And her?

- She's sleeping here.

What are you doing here?

I'm sick of my home situation.

Your mom giving you a hard time again?

Want to get baked?

- You got something?

Excuse me?!

Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep

I'm coming too.

Dream on!

I'll tattle to the headmistress.

Shut up and go back to sleep!

What kind of a retard are you?

Chill out, dude,

you gotta press your lips together...

Or say "bass".

Or "punschkrapfen".

We will shortly be

arriving in Leoben.

What's the problem, you fairy?

You want me to kick your ass?

Or look here?

You b*tch!

Fairy!

You looked on purpose.

You're into pain.

- Yeah, I'm into pain.

You forgot to say "thanks".

- Thanks, thanks.

Thanks!

You pig.

F*** you.

We can just go to the park

and get some hibiscus tea

and find some sucker

who thinks it's weed.

- Are you crazy?

OK. Perfect.

Until it comes back out.

- No, like this.

That's disgusting.

Orange juice would be great right now.

They think I'm not coming,

it'll be a total surprise.

And then there's Manu,

he's the big boss.

You don't want to mess with him.

He always gets jealous

if people give him sh*t.

Sh*t!

Your tickets please!

YOU again?!

Open up, tickets please!

- Let me sh*t!

I'm opening the door!

Morning.

- What do you want?

Tickets please!

Sorry, no tickets here.

No tickets, then come with me.

Don't get Pl-pushy!

Get your grandma to come with you.

On the count of three.

Graz, Central Station.

You are on platform 3.

Tino.

Bolz.

Got a new board?

- Sh*t no.

Give it to me.

- No.

Dude, chill out.

Give me the board.

Hand it over!

Jolly, you're such an a**hole!

Thought you couldn't

make it this weekend.

Snuck out.

Hey bozo, your piece of sh*t.

How's it going, dude?

- Who's he?

My best friend from school.

This is Man...

This is Bolz.

This is Cleo.

We already met, man.

This is Bunny.

Our little funny bunny.

We're your cheerleaders.

Give me a "J"!

Give me an ""!

Give me an "L", wait...

Give me a "Y"!

Like that's gonna work!

That'll take way too long.

So what!

As long as someone stands watch.

Common, it'll take forever.

Hi!

- Hello!

We need some detergent advice.

- Can help you?

Which one is better for us?

Depends on what you want to wash.

Pretty much everything

But especially this...

- 'Cause like here...

Hey Bunny,

that's twice as big as you,

you can't take that.

This is mild cleansing foam.

Mild cleansing foam...

If you want to wash everything

this one is better.

We read the back and

it doesn't say anything...

Are you done yet?

- We're in a hurry.

Just a second, sorry.

Thank you, have a nice day. Bye!

- Keep the change.

Thanks, have a nice day.

I'd say just try it out

I'd say we're not taking it.

Then go put it back.

- Go stick it up your ass.

What's the big idea?

You have to pay!

Same as everyone else!

Just because you're the

boss, you can't...

What's the big idea?

What are you doing?

No, don't want to!

You want a squirt?

Common faster.

Give me some more.

A whorehouse.

I've been inside there.

You're crazy.

- Yeah sure.

With my dad.

Believe it or not.

We're going in there right now.

Give me that!

And your beanie.

- Chill out.

I'll buy you a new one.

Don't want to go, no!

You can't do this!

Give me...

A**hole!

I'm pulling this thing off, man.

F*** it.

Alright.

Do look good?

F*** you!

F*** you, you sluts!

Motherfuckin' hoes!

F*** all of you!

F*** you!

What are you staring at!

F*** you, you retard.

Killer!

Sh*t, here they come.

Where is he?

He was scared shitless.

- What did he do?

Nothing.

He just stood there perplexed.

Another guy had his pants open.

He was jerking off or something.

Where are you?

Can we blow this scene, man?

Go ahead and come.

We're on our way to the park.

Yeah, right now.

Then see you at the kebab place.

Bye.

Is everything OK?

Can help you?

Can drop you off somewhere.

That's OK, thanks anyway.

Just came here to earn money.

Then I'll be moving on to America,

the land of opportunities.

Saw those little bastards back there.

You know what?

You should have socked them in the nose,

like this.

If you tell me where their nose is.

Damn!

Think

the world is full of a**holes.

Yeah.

Do you think they should all be shot?

No, don't.

Do you?

Yes.

Sometimes think that would be best.

And who decides who the a**holes are?

Maybe I'm an a**hole too.

No, no, no, not you!

You can just tell.

Think that's totally killer!

Jolly. Hi, I'm here.

Who's that?

Can have a bite?

I'm hungry.

Thanks.

Does she need friends?

Yeah, totally.

You're not from here either?

No, I'm from Germany.

What brings you to Graz?

Common, tell me!

Love?

Love makes you blind.

Sorry, is it OK to laugh about it?

It's good to laugh about it.

Nice, isn't it?

No thanks!

Can show you a trick.

Look, can do this...

I'm stupid.

I'm blind.

F***, just drenched my

cigarette in tequila.

You guys want some too?

They don't need it, they're busy.

Manu, got any tobacco?

Fairy

Thanks!

Moms always say their sons are OK,

and then at home...

She gets on my case all the time,

and guess what she said the other day.

She wants to meet my friends.

Now my dad can cope

with the fact that get stoned.

My dad is actually pretty cool.

You should go on a talk show.

I'm totally not interested.

What is it?

- Nothing

I'm gonna take a piss.

No, please don't!

Common.

Sh*t!

F***in' cops!

She's not home.

Really!

I've been trying to tell you

Good evening. Police.

I'm Officer Mittelberger.

Good evening.

It's OK.

Go on.

Your son and 2 minors

were drunk and playing in a fountain.

It's 4 a.m., he's underage,

we're bringing him home.

Sorry, but can't help you.

Mom.

If you'll excuse me.

Young man,

now we have a problem.

OK, I'll distract them,

and you run, as fast as you can, OK?

Don't even know where.

- That way!

Hope can do this.

Get your hands where can see them!

Want to see your hands!

- Easy.

Stay there!

What's wrong, huh?

Don't move!

Don't move!

Let's take this car.

- What?

Please, it is so awesome!

Go for it, but be careful.

- Are you nuts?

Hurry up!

- Just a sec!

Sh*t!

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