All You Got

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(Latin rap music playing)

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ANNOUNCER:

...B boys and B girls,

hustlers, ballers

and shot callers,

welcome to the Women's

Championship finals.

It's gonna be an exciting event,

so trust me,

you don't want to miss this one.

Forget about the last play.

Focus on the next.

Nervous?

Dying.

Never make

the same mental mistake twice.

How long before game time?

Four hours.

(speaking Spanish)

Don't get it twisted.

This is not a game.

Be vocal, be ready,

be aggressive.

And be on time.

I'm ready, Ma.

Come on, girl.

We got to get to the game.

Is that Gabby?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Ladies, that's a what?

A mess.

A mess.

So over it.

Sorry, chola,

Lauren had

them first.

Better to be achola

than a fake-ass wannabe.

That's the last pair I have,

I'm afraid.

I got plastic.

Cash spends faster.

Can't y'all cut it in half?

You wear one half?

You ain't got that much butt.

Come on!

I gotta go get some help!

LAILA ALI:

You guys are killing

Tommy Trojan.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Laila Ali--

this is crazy.

What are you

doing here.

Well, I'm recruiting

for SC now.

I knew you were

a great boxer,

but I didn't know you

could play volleyball.

Are you kidding?

her senior year.

First team All Pac-10.

First team All Pac-10.

She was the

captain of SC,

which is like the Harvard

of college volleyball.

I mean, you were so good.

Youareso good.

Thank you.

Suckass.

So how many

scholarships you think

they'll be giving

away next year?

I'm not really supposed to say.

Just one.

But look,

I'll tell you what.

Whoever wins the finals tonight

gets the sacred shorts. Deal?

ALL:

Deal.

ALI:

Okay, so play hard,

play for each other

and play for the butt shorts.

And remember,

volleyball, boxing,

it's all about the footwork.

Are y'all ready?!

(cheering)

(rapping rapidly)

Backwards:

(rapping backwards)

Ladies and gentlemen,

now the main event.

The final matchup of State

Volleyball Championship.

Here from the Palos Verdes

peninsula,

a sports powerhouse,

from Villa Madonna Academy,

the Madonnas!

And from the heart of L.A.,

a school that has produced

college athletes,

a cornerstone

in the world of volleyball

and the Cinderella story

of this year's tournament,

please welcome

Las Chicas Bonitas,

Mexicanas y Boriquas,

the Phantoms

from Cathedral High!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Gabby Espinosa boxing about!

Ready to knock 'em out tonight,

folks!

Whoo!

These two cross-town rivals

like each other about as much

as 50 Cent likes Fat Joe.

And trust me when I say you want

to fasten on your seat belts,

because it's about

to get bananas.

Get going, baby!

Come on, Gabby!

It's on you!

(crowd cheers)

GIRLS:

(rap music plays)

ANNOUNCER:

All right, baby.

Check it out, man.

Now, down by two games

at the top,

the Phantoms have battled back--

scraping their way

towards their first

state championship title

in an amazing comeback story.

Come on, Gabby.

It's all you, baby.

Ladies, you're doing

great out there.

Number 7 is killing us.

She's scoring.

We need to close

this seam.

Down 13-11.

Can't give up now.

COACH:

One, two, three, kick ass.

One, two, three...

TEAM:

Kick ass!

Madonnas on three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

ALL:

Madonnas!

Come on, my little angel.

Come on!

Make Daddy proud!

ANNOUNCER:

Getting ready to pump it up.

Come on, Becca, you got it.

You got it! Come on!

Go, go, go, go, go!

(whistle blows)

Mark it down, mamacita!

The Phantoms move ahead.

Now just one point away

from a state championship.

Whoo! Whoo!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

(speaking in Spanish)

(announcer speaking Spanish)

Cathedral High is looking

more and more like

the little school that could.

Come on!

TEAM:

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Check it. Her fat ass

is hangin' out her spandex.

(laughs)

Let's go.

Lauren!

Baby, listen to me.

her left side.

You can beat her left

side every single time.

And you don't let

that trash talk

get inside your head, okay?

Stay a star, okay? Love you.

Brendan, You pound those guys

deep on the baseline.

I've got it.

They are so weak.

Last I checked,

I was the coach.

Got it.

ANNOUNCER:

Oh! Lefty looks like she just

got hit by a Mack truck!

Way to go, Lauren!

ANNOUNCER:

What a beautiful spike

by Lauren McDonald

who leads this match

with 18 kills.

Somebody call her Charles Manson

because she's murdering them

tonight, folks!

Is that all you got, gringa?

Let's find out.

ANNOUNCER:

Point goes to Villa Madonna

and it's desperation time now.

They need every point

just to stay alive.

The Phantoms are just one side

away from a championship.

I got it! I got it!

ANNOUNCER:

Keeps it alive.

Setting up for another spike.

Oh, it's blocked.

They save it.

What an incredible

over-the-back shot!

Called for it. It's in the air.

Lauren McDonald keeps it in. Oh!

Oh, another block

and it's going out of bounds.

But Espinosa's there.

She called for it, gets it.

Oh, but it's not enough.

The point goes to the Madonnas.

It's still a one point game,

but if Villa Madonna loses

any rally, it's over.

It's okay, Momi. It's okay.

(crowd sound fades,

heart beating)

(exhales)

ANNOUNCER:

It's a rocket.

Oh, but it's out of bounds.

Cathedral High wins!

Incredible!

When they write a book on this,

they're sure to call it an epic.

This is like watching

Antonio Montana inScarface.

It's incredible, man!

Incredible!

At least she played well.

Look, she blew match point.

So whatever you say to her,

don't patronize her.

it's just gonna

make her feel worse.

ANNOUNCER:

And the winner

of the State 18-and-under

Volleyball Championship

from Los Angeles, California--

Cathedral High!

For those of you

who don't speak any English...

(repeats in Spanish)

Did you see me?

Oh, Momi, you were just

flying all over the place.

You were spiking, you were

blocking, you were serving.

Oh, my God. You see?

You remember last night?

You were so worried about

being bad or being good.

Look at the wolf.

Everybody thinks

he's the villain,

but in reality, he blew

and blew and blew...

And got through the wall.

And that was me?

That was you.

That was me out there?

And not just about winning,

but about the feeling

you're feeling right now.

It's the best feeling

ever, Papi.

I swear it is. Thanks, Daddy.

Now, let's go home.

Gimmiecaballito,please.

Oh,caballitofor you

and everything you want.

Number One.

Number One.

Number One.

You guys go on--

I'm just gonna go home

and watch some game film

and crawl inside my covers.

Looks like money can't buy

everything, girls.

Yeah, like

championship trophies.

(sarcastic laughs)

Bring those butt shorts

back next year.

They look about my size.

They really do. Next year

belongs to us.

How's that feel?

It feels good.

I'm feeling it.

How you feeling Rada?

Hey, yo! Let's do it, man.

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