Almost Famous Page #9
ROADIE # 3
(arriving, mock drama)
Penny Lane!! God's gift to rock and
roll!!
PENNY LANE:
I'm retired.
(uses English accent)
And don't argue with me!
ROADIE # 3
Again?
PENNY LANE:
(moving, English accent)
Have we met?
Effortlessly touching an arm here and there, charming all -
she had four men suddenly circling her.
PENNY LANE (cont'd)
I've made a decision. I'm going to go
traveling in India. Then I'm going to
learn how to play the violin. Then
I'm going to go to college for one
year.
William looks at her, perplexed and a little hurt. What about
Morocco?
ROADIE # 2
(exiting, not buying it)
There's nothing they could teach you
in college, darling.
(whispers)
Call Alice. He's under the name Bob
Hope.
ROADIE # 1
I heard you were with Russell from
Stillwater.
PENNY:
Please. I throw the little ones back.
Lusty laughs circle William. Overlapping this dialogue is the
appearance of our friend Polexia.
POLEXIA:
(in tears, in pieces,
emotional)
Ian Hunter is a f***ing a**hole!
WILLIAM:
Polexia!
POLEXIA:
Opie!!!
She hugs him like a long-lost friend, knocking the air out of
him. And now overlapping this action, appears Superfan RIC
NUNEZ, 14. His eyes are forever moist, but he's oddly formal
and never feels worthy of the rockers he idolizes. Tonight he
wears a custom homemade t-shirt with iron-on block letters.
It features the four Led Zeppelin symbols and the words: "TO
BE A ROCK AND NOT TO ROLL." A felt-tip pen is still in his
quivering hand. Nunez walks with them, backpedaling as he says:
RIC:
It's all happening. I just saw them
on the seventh floor! Mr. Jimmy Page...
Mr. John Paul Jones...
(displays squiggle on shirt)
Mr. Robert Plant signed my shirt in
the elevator!! Five minutes ago, he
touched this pen. Please don't smear
it. And Bonzo's gotta new motorcycle
in the hotel!
PENNY:
Ric is a Zeppelin fan.
WILLIAM:
Yeah, I picked that up.
PENNY:
He tours with them, but not "with"
them.
RIC:
They're on the 12th floor, but there's
guards there! So you gotta go to the
tenth floor and go up the back steps.
PENNY LANE:
This is my very dear, very close, very
wonderful friend William Miller, he is
RIC:
It's all happening!! See you in
Cleveland!
Ric rushes back to the elevators.
PENNY LANE:
I'm retired! Doesn't anybody believe
me!?
39 INT. HYATT HOUSE LOBBY PHONE -- NIGHT -- MINUTES LATER39
Penny nearby as William picks up the house phone. He shouts
over the din.
WILLIAM:
Harry Houdini, please.
As he waits, he discreetly pockets the matches, hotel pad and
pencil next to the housephone.
40 INT. HALLWAY/RUSSELL'S HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT40
William, Polexia and an ambivalent Penny walk the hallway,
looking for the room. William looks in the passing open doors,
each one a different window into another world.
PENNY LANE:
Okay. Time to put on the lampshade.
Up ahead, the door to their smallish hotel room is open.
Inside, a band party in full swing. A clunky early-model boom
box segues from James Brown's "Make It Funky" to Led Zeppelin's
"Gallows Pole." Russell Hammond is the center of this party,
jabbing out the chords, playing along on guitar. Much singing
echoes all around. It's a hotel-room Hootenanny, and all
members of the band are present. Penny Lane takes a breath
and enters, with arms extended and pointing in opposite
directions. She does a flawless stewardess imitation, with
proper hand gestures, to a loud party ovation.
PENNY LANE (cont'd)
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Please
extinguish all smoking materials and
notice that the captain has turned on
The No Smoking sign. Your seat and
tray tables should be locked in their
full and upright positions."
RUSSELL/OTHERS
PENNY!! PENNY LANE!!
She is instantly and overwhelmingly, the life of this party.
Russell joins William.
RUSSELL:
(impressed to see him)
Alright.
WILLIAM:
(happy to be there)
Alright.
Russell places a beer in William's hands, and exits.
PENNY LANE:
(continuing)
"In the unlikely event of a water
landing, the seat below you will serve
as a -"
(give up)
Oh, the hell with it.
They all applaud her, laughing. William watches her with
wonder, as she turns his way and winks. Jeff approaches the
alluring Polexia, and goes to get her a beer. Meanwhile,
Polexia sidles up to William. She sees him watching Penny at
the other side of the room.
POLEXIA:
(privately)
Act One, in which she pretends she
doesn't care about him.
POV shot travels to Russell, strumming the guitar that is always
a part of his body. Russell is watching Penny Lane
surreptitiously.
POLEXIA (cont'd)
Act Two, in which he pretends he doesn't
care... and goes right for her.
Russell moves towards Penny.
POLEXIA (cont'd)
Act Three, in which it all plays out
the way she planned it. She'll eat
him alive.
WILLIAM:
(worried)
We've got to stop them.
POLEXIA:
Stop them? You were her excuse for
coming here.
ON PENNY:
PENNY:
I need ice!
Penny disappears out the door, across the hallway. Russell
follows a moment later. The kid's eyebrows rise. Polexia
regards the kid with affection, adjusting his collar and peeling
a hair off his jacket.
POLEXIA:
I just worry about people using her.
You know? 'Cause she brings out the
good side in everybody else, but what
do they do for her? Life kills me.
Do you have any pot?
WILLIAM:
Not on me.
POLEXIA:
Do you smoke?
WILLIAM:
No.
(attempting to fit in)
But I... I grow it. I grow it.
Polexia looks at the kid, laughing at his poor job of lying.
POLEXIA:
You're funny. You know, if you were
only taller, English, rich, a guitar-
player and older...
WILLIAM:
I'd be someone else.
POLEXIA:
Yeah. Good point.
Jeff appears with her beer, and she whispers in the kid's ear
before she exits with Jeff Bebe.
POLEXIA (cont'd)
Bless me father for I may sin tonight.
The kid watches, as the boom box plays an obscure favorite of
Russell's, Eddie Giles' "Losin' Boy." There is the sound of a
motorcycle somewhere down the hallway.
41 INT. ICE ROOM -- NIGHT41
The ice machine makes new cubes with a grinding noise. Penny
puts ice in her glass. Behind her, Russell moves into frame,
hands delicately riding the sides of her body. A motorcycle
roars by, just outside the door, as Penny moves away from
Russell's exploring hands.
PENNY:
(with real indignation)
How does it end?
RUSSELL:
What?
PENNY:
You know - the story about the girl
who dumps the guy who has an ex-ex
wife -- the one we don't talk about --
and gets a hundred... okay, five letters
from him, and then doesn't even leave
a pass in San Diego. Wake up! I'm
retired and I never believed you anyway.
You're too talented and too good-looking
to be trusted and everybody knows it.
RUSSELL:
(smiling, loves it)
You're retired like Frank Sinatra is
retired.
She makes a scoffing noise. He moves to the ice machine, with
a glass of his own.
RUSSELL (cont'd)
Miss Penny Lane. Let me tell you what
rock and Roll will miss the day you
truly retire.
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