Aloha, Bobby and Rose Page #2

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- Thanks.

- It's right here.

Um, this is my mother.

This is Eric.

And, uh, this is the guy from the car place.

Bobby, Bobby Eckert.

It's nice to meet you.

It's nice to meet you.

You work at the car place?

Part time.

Part time.

Yeah well, I guess we better hurry.

We're going to the movies tonight

and then out to Disneyland this weekend.

Oh, great.

Oh, is his stuff ready, Mom?

Yeah yeah, just about, it's in the bedroom.

Be right out.

So you're going to Disneyland?

Yeah.

If I decide to come out

tomorrow night, I'll call.

Yeah, but don't worry about us.

You two have fun.

Ma, I'm not going out with

him, I'm just driving him back.

Oh yeah, honey?

Then how come you're

wearing this blouse, huh?

Hey, come on, get off it.

I see your guns and stuff,

I realized you're cowboy.

You better believe it,

look at those guns and those holsters.

Come here, cowboy, let's

put your jacket on.

Now listen Eric, I want you

to behave out there, OK?

You listening?

You do what Grandma says, OK?

Did you hear what I said?

You do what Grandma says, OK?

Give Mom a kiss.

Bye bye.

Come on, baby.

Have a good time, cowboy.

- So nice meeting you, Bobby.

- Same here.

- Have a nice evening.

- Thank you.

Listen, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

What?

About your kid, and you being married.

Oh.

I'm not.

Oh yeah?

Oh.

Anyway, he's a really neat kid.

I guess I'll be...

You probably got something

to do tonight, right?

Yeah.

I'm going ice skating.

That's what I thought.

You ever do it?

Ice skate?

Sure.

Listen, I did it all my life.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah.

You sure you want to do this?

Yeah, yeah, I got to fix this shoe.

Go ahead, I'll catch up to you.

I think they're closing.

You like those green ones?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

You want to buy them for me?

- Yeah, you want them?

- Sure.

Listen, uh...

You know what, I think I dropped

my wallet or something.

I'll get them for you tomorrow.

I'll get the money, I'll give

the pink slip for my car,

and give it to somebody.

Speaking of pinks.

You know something?

The difference between those

things out there and hot rods

is that with those things it

don't matter how fast you go,

it's just how it looks.

Let's get out of here.

Hey uh, Rose.

You know the difference between a light bulb

and a pregnant woman?

No.

Well, you can unscrew a light bulb.

I don't believe you said that.

What's happening?

You and me baby, that's what's happening.

This is it, baby, the big one!

The burner, 102.7, the sound of Los Angeles.

KKDJ.

Your Brother Harv on a

soulful Saturday night,

and Junior Walker, with some dynamite Motown.

Sending this one out to all the machos

in the barrio of East LA.

The righteous brothers

and sisters in Compton.

The tomodachis in J Town.

The surfing brothers and

sisters in Newport Beach.

And everybody cruising on Sunset strip

in Hollywood, USA.

Home of the stars, baby!

Hey, is that you?

No, it's my mother.

Looks just like you.

I guess, I don't know.

That's your pa, uh father?

That's my dog!

Oh, I thought it was

some guy with a mustache

on his hands and knees.

No.

Where is your father?

Oh, he uh...

He never came back from Korea.

Oh yeah, that's...

I'm sorry.

Oh, it's all right, I mean,

I didn't really know him.

Do you have parents still living?

Technically, you know, they're breathing.

The Beach Boys?

Yeah.

Now these guys were into hot rods.

They just drove 'em around of course,

they didn't fix 'em, but...

They didn't have to.

Hey Rose, listen.

Some of us guys who fix hot

rods do it because we like it,

not just 'cause we have to.

- Mr. Bullshit, huh?

- Jesus...

Hey, you know what time it is?

Um, I don't know, a little after 11?

Hey, my friend, how you been?

Where's your partner?

He's on his way, man.

Have your paper ready, eh?

When is he getting here, man?

He's gonna be here man,

it's not even 12 yet.

What is this?

Well, tell me?

Well, you see, I'm

dressed as a pizza, right?

I was on this show, it was

called Let's Make a Deal.

Well I won a trip to Hawaii.

But the guy said, look you

can have the trip to Hawaii,

or you can take what's behind the curtain.

And he said, what's behind the curtain

is something that you can drive in Hawaii.

So I took what was behind the curtain.

It was a tricycle, a stupid tricycle.

- What a drag.

- I gave it to my kid.

Well, I think that's very nice of you.

Hey, you want to get in the back seat?

What happened?

Look, I'm...

I'm bored with a hotdog and a

beer and let's get in bed.

I mean...

I've been there.

Listen, Rose.

I mean, uh...

I ain't nothing.

I'm working in a gas station, and...

You gotta bullshit if you

work in a gas station.

Right?

Mr. Bullshitter, huh?

- Hey.

- Hey.

Hey what was that,

that thing that you couldn't

tell me about before?

Oh, oh nothing.

I just got into trouble

with this pool hall deal.

Now I gotta...

Listen, I gotta go over

there, is that all right?

Sure.

Oh, we need some beer anyway, OK?

OK, we can stop and get some beer.

And we'll go over there,

and then we'll get in the back seat.

Oh, no, well we'll work it out.

Listen, you know we gotta

take that old pineapple split

and just get out of here.

OK, where are we gonna go?

Where else do they have pineapples, Hawaii.

Hawaii!

Brother Harv on Saturday night,

and the flame of love grows bright,

brighter, brightest.

And you can let your imagination run wild,

'cause that's why god gave it to you, baby.

Yeah well, listen.

We ought to really do it,

plan on it, go to Hawaii.

Just plan on it.

OK, all right.

Only let's don't plan on it.

Every time I plan something it just...

Never works out.

OK.

And if I'd planned it, I

wouldn't have picked you up.

Take me to Hawaii.

What?

Take me to Hawaii.

OK.

Uh, let's go.

How you feeling?

Terrific.

Uh, now do you want to go, get married,

and have some kids, and live in the country?

I got a kid.

How 'bout the country?

What are we drinking?

Uh, no more beer.

What do you want?

Some wine.

Go get some, I'm gonna get some cigarettes.

Do you guys have Omegas?

No, sorry, we don't.

Well, let me have a,

give me some Marlboros,

give me a pack of Marlboros.

Hey Rose.

Give me some Ro-zay.

All right man, don't move,

hold it right there.

That's a gun sticking in your back.

That's right, put your hands up.

How much money you got in that cash register?

Huh, I'm gonna take it all, you know.

What are you shaking for man,

I'm gonna shoot you if

you don't stop shaking.

You'd better stand still man,

I'm gonna blow your brains out.

Bobby?

Bobby?

Hold it right there, I mean it.

Hey man, listen, take it

easy, I'm just playing around,

I don't have a gun, ask him.

Tommy, call the police,

call the police, Tommy.

What are you doing, man.

Listen, I'm just playing.

Hey, it's only a joke.

You stay out of this.

That's the guy that hit us last week.

You're crazy, man.

I may be crazy, but

you're going to go to jail.

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