Aloha, Bobby and Rose Page #4

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gonna buy, now come on.

Get in, just leave that right there.

Honey, you get in the back

seat there with Rose,

and let Bobby sit up here with me.

I'm not gonna

get in the back seat.

Oh damn it, just...

Honey, they

want to be together.

Oh, horse sh*t.

We was out here trying to buy this,

this here little existing franchise

out here in National City?

This old cowboy runs that joint man,

he must really think he's

sitting on a gold mine.

I went out there, and went

in and talked to him.

He said, yeah it's for sale.

He said, give me a million dollars.

I said, sh*t, I said, where's

the bathroom around here?

He said, don't have one

in that thing out there,

he points out here at this rig.

God, he was dumb sumbitch, man.

Really dumb, oh god.

Hey man, where are we going, anyway?

Oh, I thought we'd run here to sin city

and see if we could get ourselves

a couple of crabs somewhere.

Buford!

Now, let me alone!

How you doing, bud?

Hey man, how come you never turned pro?

What do you mean, how

come I never turned pro?

What the hell you think I

was doing for two years?

You did, huh, no sh*t?

No sh*t, why should I sh*t you?

Well who'd you play for?

Dallas.

Went on to Kansas City,

I didn't go with them,

because you know I had a

little trouble with the coach.

One day I said, second week

of practice, second season,

I went out there and I'd been a little drunk

the night before, and he said,

"Take five laps, Meisel."

I said, "What for?"

He said, "Take 15!"

I said, "Why don't just stick your head

"right up a horse's ass."

And that was it.

Want to ride on a donkey?

Yeah?

I know a good donkey you can ride on.

What have you guys been

talking about up here?

Oh, you know, nothing much.

What do you mean, nothing much?

When are you gonna get your hair cut?

Never.

You having a good time, I know you're not.

She don't like to talk?

She don't like to talk at all.

Hey this is something, ain't it?

Look at this place man, look at these people.

Hey you all are from Hollywood,

you must know the Beach Boys, don't you?

They had this damn song

that drove me out of my god

damn mind, I swear to god.

You remember that song called, Help Me Ronda?

Yeah.

Well that's just so damn funny,

I used to know this little girl down there.

Little fat girl down in Waco named Ronda.

And I swear to god

they must have written that song about her.

I mean how the hell many

girls are there in the world

named Ronda, anyway?

You never

told me about any Ronda.

Oh well honey,

that was a long time

before I met you.

Why doesn't somebody buy something?

Well I'm getting ready.

Oh my god, that's beautiful.

Honey, you want to borrow some of my makeup

or something?

No.

Oh what's wrong?

What's wrong, honey?

Oh...

I know what's wrong with you.

You and Bobby are having

some kind of little argument

or something, aren't you?

You shouldn't worry about

those kind of things.

Look, me and Buford,

we go through these things all the time.

But you know something?

When I look at you and Bobby,

you two are in love.

You are, you can just tell.

And you're gonna work it out.

It's gonna be fine.

Let me show you how to do this,

now you gotta get some of that on there,

put a little salt on it,

lick it offjust like a dog.

Then just throw it down, just like a shot.

He had the worst greasy spoon

on the south side of Chicago,

did you ever eat there?

Did you eat there when

we were down in Chicago?

Hey uh, sir?

Sir?

We're just talking among ourselves,

we don't really need any

outside noise, thank you.

Did you hear that guy?

A lot of outside noise.

Go on, let's see you do it.

Knock that down, go on.

That's a boy.

Come out here with jackasses like that?

Hey, sh*t for brains.

Sh*t for brains?

Yeah.

You, sh*t for brains, and the

rest of all you boy scouts.

I don't what you come here to do.

Why the hell did you have to

climb up on the god damn bar?

Why did you?

Why did I, didn't you

see what was up there?

Well, that's why I climbed up there.

Hey Bobby.

Come on over here.

What?

The action's over here, man.

Wa-hoo!

The action's over here, man.

This is old sh*t for brain's car, here.

Look here, man.

This is gonna wake him up.

He's gonna get in there, it's

gonna wake him right up.

He's gonna sit in that...

Come on, get away, let's...

I can't believe it.

Here, man.

You deserve a drink.

Wait till he comes out here.

Oh god damn, man.

Hey man, listen.

Go ahead...

I want to tell you something

that's really important.

All right, tell me, go

ahead and talk to me.

Little Rose and me,

we have trouble.

What do you mean, what's the matter?

We need...

What do you mean, you want some money?

No man, I don't want no money.

You got some money?

I can give you some money...

We need some help, man.

Oh sh*t man, hey hey hey.

We're all full of sh*t, ain't we?

Huh?

We're all full of sh*t, ain't we?

We're all full of sh*t, ain't we?

We all need some god damn help, don't we?

You don't believe you're

full of sh*t, do you?

You don't believe that, do you?

Oh, oh...

Don't say that, man, just

don't even talk about it.

Wait wait wait a minute.

Wait, come here.

Come here, I want to tell you something.

I mean, all that stuff I

was telling you about,

the football stuff, the Dallas thing.

I mean that wasn't, that

stuff with the coach,

it wasn't the second season,

it was the first season.

As a matter of fact it was the...

First day of the first season.

You know what I mean?

Hey, come on, man.

I mean there was a lot of good

football players there man.

Know what I mean?

It just wasn't...

You know what I'm saying to you?

I know what it's like, man.

I want to get, I mean if we ever do get,

if we get into some kind of

deal or something that's good,

I don't want to have any cobwebs around,

you know what I mean?

Can I level with you like that?

Right down the line.

Ah sh*t man, that god damn hat.

I got to let that damn hat get dirty.

You want this friggin' hat?

You don't want this hat, do you?

I don't want the son of a b*tch either,

I'm gonna throw it away.

What?

Let's get out of here, baby.

Let's go on.

Let's move on down the road.

All right.

Jesus.

God damn bicyclist.

Hell, I think I we're gonna just go ahead

and drive right on through,

go right back home tonight.

So why don't you, you can have this room.

Go on in there and do anything you want.

And um...

I want you to call me.

I've got a card in here somewhere.

I want you to call me there.

Honey, I think we're gonna just go on ahead

and drive right back straight

through, go on home.

I think that's a real good

idea, I think we should.

Yeah, thanks man.

Rose, you be a good girl, right?

Sure has been real nice

meeting both of you.

And honey, everything's gonna be OK.

- Bye.

- Bye.

You two

take care of each other.

Bye bye.

What's the matter?

What?

Hey, uh...

Well, you know...

Seems I haven't seen you for

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