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island stories.

Tiki spirits, sacrifices.

What an imagination.

I'm sure that you've heard

that Hanahuna...

...scored an eight

on the island charm-o-meter.

The charm-o-meter was

my idea, you know.

Well, this tiki terror

doesn't sound too charming.

You don't get it. None of you do.

This isn't some kind ofjoke.

My Snookie's gone,

and now we're all in danger.

Manu is right.

We must not ignore the warnings...

...of the great and mighty Wiki Tiki.

Manu! Wait up!

Oh, poor Manu.

Look, another rainbow.

It's a paradise here in Hanahuna, isn't it?

If it's such a paradise,

then why is everyone leaving?

Yeah. They sure seem scared

of something.

Terrified is more like it.

And who wouldn't be terrified

of the horrible Wiki Tiki?

But I do hope you'll stay

for tonight's festivities.

Like, if it's all right with you,

we'd rather not be human sacrifices.

What kind of festivities?

Local realtors are sponsoring a wingding

with some entertainment and free food.

Like, you just said the magic words.

Well, gang, it looks like we've got

another mystery on our hands.

And this time it's tiki-style.

Whoa.

Free food.

Hmm. I wonder what the catch is.

There's no catch. It's just my little way

of saying welcome.

And there's entertainment too.

And a short presentation of an incredible

real estate opportunity, of course.

Of course. Hey!

And the kiddies won't wanna miss

seeing our Mount Pulanana dessert...

...erupt with guava lava ice cream.

Oh, boy.

Uh-uh. Not yet. It's time to limbo!

How low can you go?

Now, that's low.

Wow, that's really low.

We have a winner!

Don't you just love

all this local island charm?

Smile, now. People love politicians

who love doggies.

- What's he saying?

- He's singing to the Wiki Tiki...

...begging him to spare Snookie.

Has anyone actually seen this Wiki Tiki?

You don't have to see him

to know he exists.

Or to know that he's plenty angry.

But why would the spirit

be so angry? And at whom?

He's angry at the mainlanders

for surfing our waves.

That's whom.

And maybe he's angry at those...

...who would spoil the island

for their own personal gain.

This isn't the first time

the Wiki Tiki has spoken.

- What do you mean?

- In 1815...

...the Portuguese ship El Guerrero

anchored off our shores.

They came to discover new lands,

but didn't realize...

...that their presence on our island

would upset the tiki spirits.

The moment the sailors

set foot on the beach...

...the Wiki Tiki became enraged.

And Mount Pulanana erupted.

Hey, I sure don't see

any guava lava ice cream.

An invasion is one thing...

...but a surfing contest is quite another.

I'd say this is one

hypersensitive spirit.

Good evening, folks. I'm your host,

Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty.

Do you ever dream of having

your own piece of paradise?

Well, folks, that dream can be a reality.

I want you all to take a moment...

...and imagine yourself as part owner

in the soon-to-be-constructed...

...Coconut Beach Condominiums.

Laluna Realty is changing

the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?

What's happening?

People. People.

- No worries. Don't panic.

- A unique perspective...

...considering a volcano has just exhibited

characteristics of a stage-four eruption.

Uh...

- Ruben's right.

That volcano is completely dormant.

It says so in all our

island brochures.

Folks, you don't get that

back in Kansas.

Now, that is a mountain view.

It's those horrid little

Wiki Tikis again.

Oh, no. Manu was right.

But I have more slides.

Oh, my. Oh, dear.

This is not happening.

You with the video camera,

turn that off.

I can't have the media

getting wind of this.

Like, why aren't your

legs moving, man? Run!

What in the world are those things?

I don't want to know,

and I don't want to find out.

Huh?

Ow!

Oh! Oh! Ah! Hot! Hot!

Hey! Put me down, you freaky tikis.

Hey!

Those blasted Wiki Tikis

are scaring everyone away.

Now, now, Ruben...

...like you said before,

let's not panic.

But people are moving out, not in.

Real estate values are falling

faster than a lead balloon. I'm ruined.

Boy, that really puts

the "ow" in "luau."

Are you okay?

I'm fine, I think.

But look at this.

One of them dropped something.

- It's Snookie's puka shell necklace.

- So those tiki thingies do have Snookie.

Those are called "Hahona Lohavas."

They are spirits that serve their master,

the powerful Wiki Tiki spirit.

This is what we were talking about.

Now do you believe us?

If we're gonna find Snookie,

we're gonna have to find this Wiki Tiki.

This isn't adding up. I don't get it.

Why would an ancient volcano spirit

care about a surfing contest?

Do you really think

the Wiki Tikis got her?

- I don't know.

- How are we going to find this tiki terror?

Maybe we can get him to find us.

I figure the best way

is for me to join the surfing contest.

But, Fred, you don't surf.

Hmm!

Well, lucky one of us does.

Good thing I got a power pedicure

for this practice run.

No sign of him so far.

How about you, Fred?

Not yet.

How about you, Shaggy?

Seen anything?

No sign of any spooky spirits here.

So far, so good. Over and out.

There's nothing like Hawaiian shaved ice,

huh, old buddy?

- Whoa, excuse yourself, Scoob.

- Who, me?

Like, it's time to skedaddle, Scoob.

It's the Wiki Tiki!

Faster, Scoob!

Now, that's what I call dog paddling.

I think we lost him, Scoob.

False alarm. But as long

as we're out here...

...what do you say we catch

some wave-a-ree-no?

Look, Scoob! I'm hanging 1O!

Shaggy, me too!

Oh, man!

Like, you're hanging 2O!

Whoa!

There's still no sign of him.

The sun's going down.

We better call it a day.

You're right. I don't see any sign of him

either. How about you, Shaggy? Shaggy.

It's the Wi...

Wiki Tiki!

Say cheese.

Where'd he go?

I don't know. He just disappeared.

He's gotta be here somewhere.

There's something familiar

about this tricky tiki...

...but I can't put my finger on it.

Well, we can't stand by and just let

this Wiki Tiki terrorize Hanahuna.

There must be a way

to track him down.

Come on, gang.

Let's go back to the hotel.

Hey, look, a note.

"Begone."

Must be some kind of

weird Hawaiian word.

I wonder what it means.

It's "begone," as in "scram,"

"beat it" or "leave."

- Good thinking.

- By the looks...

...of the ancient Hawaiian markings

on this spear...

...my guess is it's from

our friendly neighborhood Wiki Tiki spirit.

It's a warning.

- Or a threat!

Consider us warned.

I say let's get the heck out of here!

Yeah.

It's him! It's the Wiki Tiki!

Why, aloha.

I see you kids are enjoying yourselves

on our little island paradise.

Um, I guess so.

Except for one little problem.

That's, like, not so little.

Oh, okay, I know!

It's horrible, simply horrible.

Somebody's got to do

something, and soon...

...or our little town is going to go right

from the 10-best to the 10-worst list.

And I'll have to go back

to selling shoes.

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