Aloha Page #4
- I'm totally girlfriend-ing you right now.
- I like it.
I don't even remember
why we broke up.
Ha, ha, ha! Because you didn't
show up on our vacation.
I didn't mean to actually talk about that.
I had three days planned
in San Francisco.
I had things for us to do and things to
tell you, and you, um, stayed in Guam.
Guam? Really?
Don't pretend like you don't remember.
Aah! I've waited for this.
- If you calm down, I'll try and remember.
- l'm calm. This feels good.
Hey, you know what, I do remember.
You said, "lf you don't show up,
then that's it."
Because you're a workaholic
who creates work to avoid real work.
But to me, you see,
a vacation can't be an ultimatum.
How can you relax on an ultimatum?
The whole concept is stressful.
You just had to show up.
I was looking for a gesture.
It didn't have to be bold,
just something.
I just wanted you to show up.
Hey)'-
And, uh, you wrecked everything.
All our plans.
Loose plans.
And I put it back together by myself.
I found a life in spite of you,
and you need to hear this...
...because I've waited a long time
to tell you this. You need to hear this.
Maybe not all of it.
You can't just let people go.
Swinging to the beat
I met a dusky maiden one day A'
With her naughty glance
She made me want to linger
And play a'
Naughty hula eyes
That cast a spell right from the start
- Okay, do you see what I mean?
- No, he said a lot, actually.
What did he say?
Well, for starters, he said:
"Good evening.
Welcome to my home."
Then he walked over to me and put
his hand on my shoulder and he said:
"I know you used to see my wife."
And then somewhere in there he said:
"Check out my manliness.
I've been working out." Right?
- And then, uh-- Right?
- I don't know. I don't know what he said.
No, that was the order. Yes.
the second she was available...
...and I'm too handsome and happy
to ever see you as a threat.
Good evening."
Then he left with his beer.
- He said all that?
- And more. He's very talkative.
- Mom?
- Oh, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
How's this for winter formal?
I don't want her
to get one minute older.
I like the sleeves.
How I idolize
Those lovely hula eyes I
Wow, she looks just like you.
Thank God.
Mr. Gilcrest?
Cool room.
Thanks.
- The Corona Borealis constellation.
- Yeah.
- Wow. Nice collection.
- Thanks.
My man.
That's very interesting.
- A lovely couple.
- Mm-hm.
Many, many times.
with my mom?
- What's that?
- That's The Arrival.
The Arrival.
The fourth and fifth signs are lining up.
Sacrifice
and the healing of his wounds.
Are you Lono?
How does the myth end,
so I know how to plan my summer?
The Arrival myth ends
when Pele claims Lono...
...and takes him to her volcano
...uh, revenge sex.
To be eased only through eruption...
...and the creation
of the next Hawaiian island, Loihi.
Then you become raindrops.
That's not a bad deal.
- Mr. Gilcrest'?
- Brian.
Brian.
You are Lono.
- Just flip it around.
- You wanna see it? Here.
Wow.
I'm so touched by the hula.
Aren't you?
It's just such an expressive gift.
that my arms are the problem.
No, not a problem.
Just address the land and the sky...
Woody, you ready?
- Fixed?
- ...and the water.
Fixed.
She's got a wicked hula.
Majorly, captain.
Beautiful.
Okay, everybody, let's do it.
- I'm Lono.
- Heh, heh, heh.
I love him.
Dude, I love my lawn.
I know.
Love my lawn.
All right, you two.
Mm. Ahem.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
General Dixon. Sh*t is going on.
- Nice to see you.
- Happy holidays.
Good to see you, sir.
Whoo.
Happy holidays, sir.
- How are you?
- Hello, general.
You got it every day, girl a'
Wish that I could love you now I
Get it, get it, get it. Yeah.
- You guys want something to drink?
- Uh...
Yeah.
I'll take a Kamehameha lemonade.
- Same for you?
- Mm-hm.
- Got it.
- l'll help.
I'm satisfied
You blow my mind I'
Can I get two Kamehameha lemonades
and a Jack and Coke, please?
Outstanding
So outstanding a'
Girl, you knock me out X
Can I have a beer, please?
- Whoa.
- Careful.
- Did you feel that?
- What's that?
They say the menehune come in
with wind...
...and they haunt
the Officers' Club at night.
And they mess with the photos
of the old airmen.
Captain, come on.
Not every noe lani is a puka lani.
is a gate to heaven.
Nice.
What is the future?
You blow my mind, baby A'
The future isn't just something
that happens.
It's a brutal force
with a great sense of humor...
...that'll steamroll you
if you're not watching.
But we're all gonna take a girls' trip
in her minivan.
- Great.
- Love it.
- We're leaving the kids and just going.
- Okay.
I'm satisfied
I'm satisfied a'
Outstanding
You're so outstanding, yeah a'
How is it that a high-ranking
professional is alone on the holidays?
Well, I don't hook up, I get deployed.
- Tell me about it.
- You know the truth.
I mean, two years is too long to keep
anything going, and I'd rather be alone.
It's been guys who are like me.
I call them "Alone Togethers."
- Maybe you should go civilian next time.
- Heh, heh, are you kidding me?
Can you think of a way
to make "I'm a fighter pilot" sexy?
Well, you just have to work
on your delivery, Ng.
I'm a fighter pilot.
I'm a fighter pilot.
See, that's just strong stuff.
I think that just works.
Hmm. Kamehameha.
All right. I'm gonna--
I'll see you at the table.
- Out here. Out here.
- Thank you for the camaraderie.
- "Everybody Wants to Rule the World."
Don't stand up, Gilcrest.
- On second thought, do stand up.
- lt's good to see you, general.
Is it true you cut a deal with Bumpy
for the blessing?
Carson Welch is very impressed
with you.
He's important to us,
so don't screw this up.
- Yes. Two mountains, cell phone service.
- Half a mountain, no cell phone service.
General Dixon, sir.
Gilcrest, don't give me
any more reason to dislike you.
I didn't know you disliked me.
Happy holidays, bottom feeder.
Happy holidays, general.
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior a'
- What did you say to Dixon?
- I let him insult me.
He loves you. You are bringing
a very studly game to Brave Angel.
I want you to have this.
From Carson Welch's people.
It's a gift to give Brave Angel.
- Oh, what is it?
- New codes. That's all I know.
Welcome to your expanded
job description.
Wait in the hallway.
What, now?
Now.
Everybody wants to rule the world I
There's a room
Where the light won't find you N
Nice work, Gilcrest.
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