Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

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Vacation, all I ever wanted

Vacation, had to get away

Vacation, meant to be spent alone

Can't seem to get my mind off of you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Back here at home there's nothing to do

Hey, yeah, yeah

Now that I'm away

I wished I stayed

Tomorrow's a day of mine

that you won't be in

Oh, oh, oh

Vacation, all I ever wanted

Okay. All right. One, two, three...

Guys! One...

Hold on. Guys, freeze!

Aw!

- Where's Alvin?

- Hey, Dave.

- Where have you been?

- Where have I been?

Trying to board the ship.

Already done that.

Also, checked out our room,

dibbed the side of the bed

closest to the window,

ordered us a round of piña coladas,

and signed us up for parasailing.

Alvin, you're too young for parasailing.

I thought we were going on vacation

to have fun.

Don't worry,

family vacations are all about fun.

But first we're gonna need

to set some rules.

Let's start with you can't call dibs

on a bed until everyone's in the room.

- Good rule.

- That's right.

That's a good one, Simon.

All right, so that's our first rule.

Should we go over the rest of them?

Dave, come on. "Rules" is my middle name.

No attorneys to plead my case

No rocket ships to send me into outer space

And my fingers are bejeweled

With diamonds and gold

But that ain't gonna help me now

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all

I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble

- Hey, Dave.

- Alvin!

- Ha-ha! Whoo!

- Whoa. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ow!

This is your captain speaking.

All kids are now allowed to play

on the adults-only Serenity Deck.

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all

I got trouble in my town

You think you're right, but you were wrong

You tried to take me, baby

But you knew all along

You can't take me for a ride

I'm not a fool now

So you better run and hide

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all

I got trouble in my town

Alvin!

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all

I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all

I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble

Yeah, trouble now

Yo! I'm the T to the R to the O-U-bull

Rock it non-stop till the mic gets dull

Take what I want

when I want, no holding back

When I kick a flow

I'm all up on the track

A to the L to the V-I-N

When I'm in town, me and all of my friends

Gonna come through like a hurricane

Tearing down everything in my way

Alvin!

- We talked about setting rules, Alvin.

- I'm sorry.

I didn't know the agreement meant no fun.

You're allowed to have fun.

When are you going to stop

acting like a child?

When are you going to stop

treating me like a child?

I'll stop treating you like a child

when you start acting like a grown-up!

I'll start acting like a grown-up

when you start...

I whip my tail back and forth

I whip my tail back and forth

I whip my tail back and forth

I whip my tail back and forth

- Hey, girls, not now, please, okay?

- Aw.

- Lame.

- Sorry, Dave.

I need to get ready

for dinner with the captain.

We're having dinner with the captain?

No, I am. You're staying here.

I have to go apologize

for everything Alvin did.

This is so not fair! Not to us, not to Dave,

and certainly not to the captain,

who I'm sure was really looking forward

to dining with me.

Why don't I go speak with Dave?

See if I can smooth things over.

Knock-knock.

- What is it, Simon?

- Well, I would never say this to Alvin.

Goodness knows

he can totally be irresponsible,

but I actually have a suggestion.

You have a suggestion for me?

He's been driving me crazy a lot longer

than he's been driving you crazy.

All right. So what is it?

Imagine a fiery Alvin

horse racing.

Is that your advice?

- I'm not done Dave.

Alvin is a race horse.

- And you are helpful jockey.

That there is to it over the track

of life support.

But if you hold the reins too tight,

then that horse racing and fighting bucks.

That's not fun for anyone.

But if you hold the reins looser ...

As he flies off the track into the fence.

I know you want to protect Alvin.

Sometimes children rise above themselves,

if you give them confidence.

Room service is underway.

Lights out at nine o'clock.

Dave, question.

If we are caught in this room

be held ...

By Alvin.

Can we at least see a movie?

Let's see what there is.

You choose only one film.

You are old enough to decide.

Really, Dave?

- Absolutely.

Dave looks so elegant.

- Have fun.

Dave, before you go.

I made you something.

That's really ...

- It's soft. You can sleep with it.

All colors are in process.

It fits everywhere.

Great. I do it after eating at.

- You can now belt.

That everyone who sees

to the master table.

Nice, a real chip Madness.

Have fun, guys.

But not too much fun.

I am still very upset.

Goodbye, Dave.

And, hello, ladies!

I like my tail shaken, not stirred.

- Where you going?

- To the casino. I'm feeling lucky.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Dave said ...

Dave said, and I quote,

"We're old enough

to make our own decision."

He meant we were old enough

to choose a film!

Well, we're clearly not.

Check out what Theodore just picked.

What's wrong with this movie?

It's for babies!

Which is probably why

Dave treats us like babies.

Munk up, Theodore.

There. That's more like it.

Alvin, please!

I say we go to Salsa Night!

In our pajamas?

Oh, I know!

Alvin!

Alvin! Alvin!

And we have a winner.

Ellie, I love these dresses!

You're so crafty.

Thanks. It's what I do.

- Ow!

- Oh! Sorry!

Ew! What are you?

- We are the Chipettes.

- Hi, I'm Eleanor!

My sister was just trying to apologize.

What's she sorry for?

Stepping on my friend's foot?

Or her busted, tired little dance moves?

Oh, no, you didn't!

Oh, yes, she did!

You better get those Lee Press-Ons

out of my face

unless you want to meet my claws.

And, yeah, baby, they're real.

- Do you wanna go?

- Hit it!

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

Oh, whoa!

Ugh!

Let the music move your feet

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

Come on!

Captain, I'm really sorry

about what happened.

Alvin, he's a kid.

He's just trying to have some fun.

There's nothing wrong with fun.

Our pelican makes sure

that everyone on the ship has fun.

In fact, in port,

he circles the chip on a hang glider.

It's really quite amusing.

However, my number one priority

is the passengers' safety.

So I simply cannot have Alvin put

himself, or anyone else, at risk again.

Believe me. I understand.

If Alvin breaks any more of our rules,

there will be consequences.

The last thing we want

is anyone getting hurt.

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