Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Page #2

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Excuse me.

- Hot!

- Sorry.

Hot!

Unbelievable. Gravy pants.

Hey, hey!

- Do you have a problem with me?

- You bet I have a problem with you.

- Why?

- As if you didn't know..

I don't know.

Ian? What are you doing here?

I'm working, Dave.

- Is this your job?

There are not many record companies

interested in becoming a man to believe ...

who has messed with the Chipmunks,

Ettes and the Chip ...

Justin Bieber and rejected.

Two times.

I'm sorry that you lost your job, and ...

your dignity. That you do not get back

by hot things to throw over me.

You're right, Dave. It's too late for me

to regain my old life ...

but it's not too late

to ruin yours too.

Do you want to ruin my life?

- Let's start with this holiday.

If I see squirrels a rule violation,

I go straight to Captain Correlli.

You're in my house.

Technically it's not a house,

but a ship.

The point is, I'll be watching you.

Like a hawk!

- Theodore?

- Please don't eat my brain!

What are you watching Jungle Monster 4?

Alvin, how could you...

Alvin?

Simon?

Girls?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

I'll be right back!

It's dark.

You are nominated for the International

Music Awards. That is fantastic.

Yeah, pretty cool.

I think.

If you hold a lot geslijm.

We fly immediately after the cruise go.

We hope that we are "album of the year 'are.

Then you're the youngest ever winner.

- So young I am not.

I'm in a casino. Well past bedtime.

Not that I have a bedtime.

Nobody tells me what to do.

Alvin!

Who's Alan, I wonder?

Anyway.

I'd love to chat more, but I've gotta run.

You're in a lot of trouble, young man!

You can follow me on Critter!

Alvin! Alvin!

Simon?

I wasn't betting. Honest.

Your winnings, sir.

Oh, busted!

I didn't sneak out. I mean, I did.

But only to stop Alvin.

- Right.

- There they are, captain.

Captain.

What's he going to do,

make us walk the plank?

There's a plank?

No, there's no plank,

but if guys disobey me one more time.

you will be off the ship.

And you'll miss the International

Music Awards. Do you understand?

- Yes, Dave.

- Uh-huh.

Absolutely.

What if we need to disobey you?

And why would you need to do that?

Imagine that you say that I

should remain.

"Alvin, if you move from that chair,

you're grounded!"

But, I see pirates.

Climbing ropes along

on the side of the ship.

I would simply be my Swiss army knife

pack and cut the ropes.

But I must stay, right?

Yes, Alvin, that you need.

And what do you do with a pocket knife?

Which knife do you?

Give it here.

You can hurt yourself.

So, I was able to save the whole ship ...

of 'steling' and 'roving'

And I still receive punishment?

Alvin, the word "steling 'does not exist.

And roving 'either.

But he does have a point, Dave.

There are times when you need us trust,

to make things arrange themselves.

I trusted you tonight,

and look what that got me!

That's probably just the hot gravy talking.

You may of Captain Correlli

still participate in an activity.

Is paragliding, wave boarding,

or bungee jumping?

No, shuffleboard.

According to my calculations is 10% shuffle

and 90% board.

That's funny.

Thank you.

Do you really?

Dave, I think I prefer the board wants.

- Sorry, Alvin. This should be done.

And I can do something, I

long since done.

Nothing at all.

Britney approaching the PUK.

Adapts its movement.

Looks at me, quite irritated ...

and wonders whether I ever

My mouth shall keep.

Realizes that this may be the case,

and slides.

Too short.

A costly mistake, ladies and gentlemen.

That's the rest will

pursue her career.

Make all the jokes you want, but even you

can not be interesting.

Really? Would you interesting?

Then I can make this interesting.

What are you doing, Alvin?

Dave keeps an eye on us.

The poor man has had no rest

He has since met with us.

He is exhausted.

Over, three, two, one.

Lights out.

Time to sleep. Time lines for punishment

into fun rules.

Do you understand? I took the rules of

penalty rules ...

and set it to pleasure rules.

It works.

You want to trade?

This is a beautiful kite.

Yeah!

I can see Russia from here!

Come on, Simon, grab on.

Forget it. All I ever do is try to save him

and it only gets me in trouble!

This won't end well.

Simon, do something!

Oh, seriously?

Simon, help!

Alvin's gotten himself in a bind.

Looks like it's Simon saving him again!

Whoa!

Thanks, bro.

No!

- Huh?

- Thank you!

Rock-a-bye, Davey, on the lounge chair

If you awake, you'll pull out your hair

Whoa! Hey!

- Dave! Dave!

- Ow!

- Dave!

- Help us!

Guys! Guys!

No! No! No, no, no! No! No!

Dave! Help us!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You want to go hang gliding,

sign up at the Excursion Desk

like everyone else.

- Ian, you don't understand!

- Oh, I think I do..

Dave Seville is so special,

that the rules don't apply to him.

- Let go!

- No, you let go.

Hey! Come on! Great!

Oh, my God!

I need my pelican head!

Help!

- Ian!

- You idiot!

Oh, no. No, no.

Great. Way to go, Seville.

- Me?

- Yeah, you!

Hey!

Save your breath, Dave.

They'll come back for me.

In retrospect, this was a bad idea.

We're losing altitude!

I don't think I can make it much longer.

I'm so hungry. Just one bite.

No.

- A nibble?

- No nibbles.

Maybe I can just lick the glaze?

The glaze is what's

keeping you alive, Theodore!

Its high fat content

is creating a watertight barrier.

I'm gonna starve to death!

Actually, there are many other things

that will kill you before starvation.

Dehydration, sunstroke...

An island.

No, an island would probably be useful.

So if you see one,

you should probably say something.

Uh, Jeanette?

Oh!

We're alive! We're alive!

Good. Because now...

I'm going to kill you!

Guys, guys, guys!

Nobody is killing anyone, okay?

No matter how much he deserves it.

Thank you, Si, though I could have done

without the passive aggression.

Look, we've got nothing to worry about.

Dave knows we're gone by now.

He probably has

the whole coast guard looking for us.

Meantime, why don't we all relax

and have some donut?

Did you guys want some?

Theodore! Alvin! Simon!

Can't you kick any faster?

It's been two hours, Dave.

Thanks to biannual Pilates classes,

I have legs that won't quit,

but they do slow down.

Take those feet off, let me kick.

They don't come off. It's one piece.

No quality mascot suit has removable feet.

Take the suit off, then.

- I can't.

- Why not?

I'm not wearing anything underneath.

Look.

- No, it's good. I believe you.

No, look, an island.

Maybe the Chipmunks washed there.

Faster.

Come on.

Please.

It is not long until our rescue plane

Our S.O.S. see ...

and our flight back to civilization.

I can not hear airplanes or helicopters.

Maybe Dave is coming in a hot air balloon.

They are very quiet.

I don't think Dave is gonna be

in a hot-air balloon.

But he is coming, right?

Of course he is.

Just maybe not today.

Alvin's right.

We should prepare to stay the night.

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