Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Page #3

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What? You guys expect me

to sleep outside?

Last I checked, Brit, we're chipmunks.

We're used to living in the wild.

No, we used to be used to living in the wild.

Come on, Brit, it's just one night.

One cold night.

So we'll make a fire. We're always

setting things on fire accidentally.

How hard can it be

when we put our minds to it?

And how are you intending to do that?

I will create a spark, by striking this rock

with my Swiss Army knife

which Dave took from me.

I suppose you have a better idea,

smart guy?

As a matter of fact, I do, smart guy.

As you can see, the lens concentrates

the energy of the sun,

thus creating fire!

Whoa. Impressive.

Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks for thinking that.

Hot, hot, hot!

We have made fire!

So, what do we do now?

Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya

Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya

Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya

Oh, lord, Kumbaya

Alvin! Brittany!

We have to go there.

From the top of the mountain, we

better view of the island.

Then we can see if they are here.

- Copy that.

What are you doing?

- I make a fire.

Snoop in the studio was no longer matches

and we have made fire with two sticks.

How hard can it be.

- Forget the fire, we must climb.

It is dark and cold.

I make a fire. We're going tomorrow.

No, we'll go now.

Don't take that tone of voice

with me, Dave.

I'm not one of your chipmunks who can

command ...

in a cage and stop whenever you want.

Did you, Ian.

- Calm down.

Logical that they would prefer a ship hairballs

then fly off one day be with you.

They did not express. It was

an accident. They're just kids.

How long can they survive?

And you were guys worried. Look at us!

We're warm, we got a great fire going,

beautiful night sky

and if a rescue helicopter comes by,

they'll see us!

Everything's gonna be fine.

Good night, guys.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Good night

Night.

Theodore!

What? Dave always turns off the light

after saying good night.

That fire was sort of the only thing

keeping us from freezing to death.

- Yeah!

- Can't you just relight it?

- How?

- With your glasses. And the sun?

Oh.

I'm a survivor

I'm not gon' give up

I'm not gon' stop

I'm gon' work harder

I will survive

Keep on survivin'

Great as the courage to hold back.

What should this be?

Breakfast.

- No, it's bark.

Yes, for breakfast.

- I think it's very nice.

It's not.

It was ages ago since our last

"You can eat whatever you want 'buffet.

Idiot proposal. Let this beach

sound, and to find real food.

If I still know my horticulture,

and that is true, that these are mango trees.

Where are all the mangoes, then?

Perhaps the jungle monster

eaten them.

I thought you were planning to share?

- Of course.

It seemed as if what you think

all alone to eat.

What?

I would never do.

I do not believe you.

I got it.

My nuts.

Well done, Theodore.

- Take him.

Do not listen to him, Theo.

He eats everything alone.

I share it with you.

- No, they take you for a ride.

No, you're trying to trick him.

No, you. By saying that I

he wants to take the mickey.

He lies, Theo.

- What?

Theodore, very sorry.

My precious! My precious!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Look at us.

One day on this island

and we've become animals!

Did you hear that?

- What was that?

- Jungle Monster.

Positions, everybody.

Hold.

Hold.

Fire!

No! Why?

Please don't eat us, Mr. Jungle Monster!

I'm not a monster. I'm Zoe.

And I'm obviously a girl.

That for so long on this island is that ...

she imagines that squirrels

can talk.

We Chipmunks.

- Yes, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

What?

You have probably heard about Chip Ettes.

We are world famous.

Who?

Maybe this will help.

Rah, rah, ah-ah-ah

Roma, roma, ma

Gaga, ooh, la, la

Want your bad romance

Caught in a bad romance

Stop it.

I do not know who you are.

Awkward.

How long are you here exactly?

I'm here on a Monday came.

So eight or nine years.

Have you been here nine years?

- It can also eight.

What if we're here nine years?

What if we're here forever?

I told you. Dave's coming.

I always thought that Dave

there would come.

And he never did.

Huh?

- Dave Henderson, my boss at UPS.

I flew cargo planes for them, to

one day I'm dumped in the ocean.

We have also crashed.

However, our Dave will not rest

until he found us.

However, Alvin?

- Absolutely.

I finally come out?

I must tell the others.

- Are there others?

Imagine being stuck here

and with no one to talk.

I thought I would go mad.

I want to introduce you to my friends ...

This is Ms. Rowling, Fozzing, Caluwe Dinmar

and that there Nerd.

You look good, friend.

They also survived the crash.

I am Theodore.

Dave comes to pick us up.

No, not Dave Henderson.

I saw your face it. Another Dave.

You will be excited.

We finally get to this island.

She is funny.

- In a strange way.

This is cause for celebration.

Who is hungry?

We are starving.

- Let's go to my place.

Is it far?

I don't think I could walk another step.

Who was talking about walking?

We're gonna die!

That was cool.

- I know.

Come on, guys.

Was not that great?

No, it was not great.

It's a miracle that we arrived safely.

The probability that an injured squirrel

on a slide board is a six.

Why do I always have to be right?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ellie, Ellie! Are you okay?

I think I sprained my ankle.

You have to do some ice.

I have no ice.

I live in that tree.

I thought perhaps you had.

No, we have no ice and

no shelter.

This is very annoying for you.

Do you like bungee jumping?

Yes.

- No, we do not like.

Maybe you should leave us alone, then

we focus more on survival ...

and less on ourselves to murder.

That's a lot of nerves

in a small package.

I'm not uptight. I just don't wanna see

anyone else getting hurt. Ow!

Criminy. What was that?

That was just a spider. Who live here,

because this nature.

This is not just a spider.

This is the "Benotrella Valensise.

its bite contains neurotoxin.

Mr. rhetoric.

So what?

- Alvin, poison, neuroscience, brains?

That's not good.

Side effects are "changes in personality

liability, loss of vision, dry throat.

Take it easy. I have been called twice bitten

and I'm very normal.

Yes, normal.

Oh, no.

Alvin? Simon!

- Fatty.

Come, fatty.

I hope all is well with them.

- What does it matter whether they are in order ...

I want them here.

And here I thought you had changed

and not just self.

No, and that's good.

For the anger that I feel for you

Chipmunks and keeps me going.

Shall we continue?

- Please note that if we find something to eat or drink.

There.

- Where?

That thing around your neck.

- That I do not eat.

This was a gift from Theodore.

- That explains it.

I wanted to say, 'that's awful ugly.

It's not ugly.

It fits everywhere and it is soft

enough to sleep.

And it is edible.

- You eat my son not his chain.

He is your son, Dave.

He's just a Chipmunk.

Oh, Dave. Where are you?

Where are you, Alvin?

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