Alvin And The Chipmunks Page #4

But you are not good at this.

What do you think of this?

What's that?

-- It's Alvin.

That's nothing look like Alvin.

-- It's a prototype.

We're selling millions of this thing.

It's voice activated, say something to it.

Hello ugly little Alvin doll

That looks like nothing Alvin

See, you loved it

It's Spanish.

You know, that's just weird.

Dave. We've got to expand the munks' fan base

I mean, forget about the music. The music is

not a means to the big money.

I am talking about clothing line,

Cologne, Chipmunk winecoolers ...

Ian, but they're just kids.

-- No, they're rats.

And they can make us both so much money

if just let me work with them.

I can't hear you.

The music is too loud.

Don't go against me on this, Dave.

I never lose.

Did anyone try the chocolate meatballs?

Probably take a sugar

Shock, but it is worth it.

What a sweet..sweet meat.

Hey, Alster, love the song, bro.

Up tops!

-- What's up, fella?

So.. i see you enjoy my

little present i put up for you guys

What am I talking about?

You probably eat like this all the time

Well, Dave says he

does not want to spoil us

Dude, you're a rock star

You're supposed to be spoiled.

I mean. You should be driving limousine.

and private plane.

And you should be going to

party like this every night

Really? Because Dave says

That we need our sleep.

Look Alvin,

This is hard to say, but ...

I mean, I got to be upfront about it

Dave's holding you back.

I can be making you twenty large a day..

Is that a lot?

-- Yes.

And there is another thing.

I'm not gonna tell.Ok i will tell you. Behind your back ...

Dave calls you ... The Rats.

Rats?

Whatever right?

Don't let it bother you.

Me, I consider you boys family.If there's anything

you need, anything at all, you gave your Uncle Ian a call, alright?

Alright

-- Ciao.

Come on man, you drive like my grandmother.

Get a wheelchair.

Move over side.

Hey guys, look at me.

Up up and away.

I can't help you, Simon.

I'm about to take the lead here.

Hey guys, I have an idea

For a new song.

Hey Dave. -- What is going on in here?

I thought, i told you guys to clean up.

Who's that?

-- Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper.

She's also a masseuse

Come on, move over Road Hog.

Driving or parking, friend.

You're getting me slowly.

-- Where you get that game?

From Uncle Ian. Move it or lose it!

Get some training wheels buddy.

You know what.

That's enough.

What are you doing?

I was about to beat my high score.

Too bad

Where is Theodore?

Spit it out!

-- No way.

Jett Records.

That's it. Meeting now.

Everyone on the couch.

Could you give us a minute?

Guys look,

it's hard I know...

Three months ago you were hanging out on a tree

Somewhere and now you're ...

Major rock stars.

Okay, whatever. My point is just because you're...

-- Major rock stars.

Well, uncle Ian said we

should always be happy

You know what?

He's not your uncle.

He also said that we should be making

$20 a day

Well, guess what? You're making

way more than that ...

And because I care,

I putting all away for you.

Just like storing nuts for the winter.

Winters are for losers.

And shouldn't we have a say in

how to build our investment portfolios?

Where is all this coming from?

You guys are just kids.

Kids, Dave, or rats?

What?

Uncle Ian says that

we're like his Family

if you love Uncle Ian so much,

and you don't think i'm watching out for you

Why don't you live with Uncle Ian?

Are you still mad at us?

Dear fellas.

I'm sorry but...

You should go back

to your real home in the forest.

I told you Dave, I never lose.

Boys welcome to your new home.

Oh yeah, that is home.

Can we play with all this stuff?

-- Sure, why not?

It's your home.

-- What are the rules around here?

I do have one rule.

That there are no rules.

Cool!

Four degrees to the left.

Six degrees to the right.

Fire!

Prepare to taste the fury of my vengeance

Don't make me laugh

You kungfu is not match for my arrows

Okay, Simon, that's enough

I finish with them

Hey, give me that!

-- Let go, Alvin.

Oh, come on

You had a chance

-- Who says that you even get your turn?

Give me that!

You got your chance

-- This is mine.

Scram

-- I want it

Why didn't the airbags deploy?

-- Theodore, don't go into the light

Let's do it again

-- Awesome

Playing hard?

-- oh..yes

Good. Because tomorrow

You start working hard

Coast to coast,

In five days

Well..Dave said that touring is no life for a kid

For normal kid

You guys are superstars

Which reminds me

Simon let's get rid of this..boring glasses

And try on these super cool in the now glasses

Oh my god.. -- This would be great,

if i can see out of them

Your eyes will adjust

Come on, boys

Let's hit the road

Come on.

Big love to the camera

Alvin, big smile.

Theodore, chin up.

That's it, look tough

There you go. Come on, get it there

Give me some booty

Spank him! There you go

If the Chipmunk likes Crunchy Nibbles,

your pet will love them

Cut!

Here we are

Hold it

There's no button i can push that

wakes up them up long enough to sing the right notes

-- Are you kidding, there are 5000 buttons here.

Alright guys, guest what your uncle Ian brought you?

Coffee.

I love toffe

-- No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee ...

It's a super cool

Energy health drink.

With whipped cream and caramel and two humps of chocolate.

Enjoy.

That ought to keep them awake

Stop! Come guys

We need more energy

We need more dry eyes

We need more...you know..WOW!

We're the Chipmunk, for crying out loud

-- This is absurd

I feel a verklede monkey. -- And to be honest

, The new songs don't really sound like us

You know what I think, i think the new direction is perfect

It's all about today edge

Dave always said that was all about the music

No you know what,

Dave is not here.

It's me

It's fun uncle Ian.

What? What are you gonna say?

What's your name?

Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy?

What do you do?

Choreography

-- I don't know what "choreography" is. What it's that?

It's dance

-- Is it dancing?

Well, next time say i'm the dance..

Yes, hello?

Who? Dave Seville.

Name rings a bell,

a dead broken bell

Just let me talk to the guys

-- I don't think that such a good idea, Dave.

My boys are sting a little bit from you

kicking them out of the door

That's not what happen

-- Denial.

So, what's this i hear about European tour?

Your taking them away for six months?

No, twelve actually if we getting China

to go chipmunk

Twelve?

Look.. i just wanted to say hi, see how they're doing..

-- They're doing great

They love and life, they livin' large.

Face it, Dave, they moved on.

They're now happy.

-- Ian, I want to talk to them.

Put them on the phone.

-- I don't that think that's gonna happen, Dave ...

Because we got a big world tour we're gonna start tomorrow,

And this guys don't need the extra pressure.

We'll send you a postcard.

-- Ian, you can't do this

They're not ready for something like that

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