Amber Alert
Okay, Sam, you ready?
I'm gonna mic you up.
Caleb, thanks
for helping out, man.
Thank you.
You're a good little brother,
even though you're adopted.
- Is he adopted?
- No!
- Test the microphone.
- Okay. Test, one, two...
This is the beginnings
of Sam and Nate...
- Yes.
- ...and we have spent
many years together
as best friends...
- Yes.
- ...and now, we're gonna
- continue our adventure.
- Our journey.
- Some... wait, wait.
- Wait, wait.
So, this is what
I do for a living.
It's a family-owned business,
and you'll see here
we have a ton
of different kinds of fish,
some morays, some red fins...
There he goes,
Vincent. Okay.
Okay, so you take this,
you put it in the bag,
and you fill it up.
This gives it oxygen
so that they can live in there
for about 24 hours
while they're traveling.
And you take it under
here, you seal it,
and it's all ready
to go. So, that is...
- " That's my life"
- ...what my day job is.
" What a great job."
You wanna do
a dance number on here?
" Oh, a-di-dee-di di-dee-di-dee
di-dee-di-dee-di."
" We're pirates two,
we're pirates three."
" We're pirates four and five."
- Hi, how are you?
- Hey.
Please get off the structure.
- Sorry about that.
- There you go.
- Sorry.
- Thanks.
Okay, so we want to show you
how resourceful we can be.
We're very resourceful.
Winners are resourceful.
- So we have this thing called free time!
- Free time!
Yes, free time.
What we do is we see how
much fun we can have
and how long we can go
without spending one dollar.
So, when we come
play putt-putt,
we bring our own putters,
and then I do this.
Balls galore!
Is that a good way
to end it, Caleb?
Caleb, did you know that you
sister was such an athlete?
So, we come here
to blow off steam, to...
if we're upset about something,
we can come and just hit the
balls and let it all out.
It's part of our free time.
So, we try to see
how long we can go
without spending any money,
and we know the guy's here,
so they let us hit, and...
it's a lot of fun.
I really love going
to batting cages.
You want more?
Should we just do
our singing first?
It'd be another great way
for us to express ourselves.
Not only that, but it'd be
a great chance to travel.
- Sam here...
- I've never left Arizona.
- Never left Arizona.
- Not to say...
I've been down to Tucson,
and I've been up north,
but I've never left Arizona.
" She's never left Arizona."
And I really would love
the opportunity to travel.
" She'd love
the opportunity to travel."
I'd get to explore the world.
" Explore the world,
circumnavigation."
And I would get to do it
with my best friend,
so that would be even more fun.
" Best friends
potty-trained together"
I'm pretty sure I was
potty-trained before we met.
Okay, I w... I wasn't.
I wasn't.
" Sam and Nate."
" Sam, the best woman
and the best man."
Bam!
Sam, you are
so beautiful blurry.
Why are you so blurry?
'Cause you're an idiot.
- Oh! Watch it, buddy.
- Okay, well, let's go. We have one left.
Put this on you real quick.
Uh...
This is not
an interesting shot at all.
Do you mind if we
go somewhere else?
Um, let's go
to the go-karts.
- No...
- How about Camelback Mountain?
- We could hike up it...
- Why are you laughing?
- ...and do talking.
- Sounds good. Let's do that.
Okay. Let's do it.
Go grab the car.
" Onward."
" Ho."
As we're going,
we're going to finish
filling out our questionnaire.
We have about, like, 20 pages
- worth of stuff that we have to fill out.
- No... No...
- Too bad. You have to.
- I have been procrastinating for the past month.
I don't want to fill
those questions out.
- Okay.
- There are too many.
- We're doing it anyway.
- All right, fine.
"What is the worst"...
I know, they always
have the hardest questions, too.
"What is the worst experience you've
had with your teammate?"
Uh, let's see,
I remember that one time
you came over
and you weren't invited,
and you just knocked
on the door, and I...
- Sorry, I...
- "Excuse me, I just got out of the shower."
Um, no, it's hard
to say with you.
You're so, like,
little miss perfect.
I don't know, like, what's the worst
thing you've ever done to me?
Oh, oh, that's easy for me.
Uh, the time you got so drunk
I had to baby-sit you
for, like, six hours.
- When was that?
- Okay, so Nate got so drunk,
and we went to a movie earlier,
and so he had eaten popcorn,
and he puked it up and
then he tried to eat...
I did not! That's sick!
That's gross!
- You don't even remember anything from that night!
- I did not do that.
- Don't film me eating this candy bar.
- I got...
I got her that 'cause...
It's gonna make her big and fat,
and then she won't have
any choice but to date me.
There'll be so much more
of you to love!
"If a genii granted you
one wish, what would it be?"
- Friends.
- Okay, if the genii granted one wish...
- Uh, that's hard.
- Okay. Okay.
- One wish.
- Uh, my own theme park.
- Okay.
I would want
my own amusement park,
and I would build
roller coasters
that were, like,
themed after my friends.
Like, you would have
your own roller coaster.
- Awesome.
- The Sammy Roller Coaster.
- I'll come and sign autographs.
- Yeah, definitely.
And it would be awesome
because it would be
really, like, curvy like you.
- Thank you.
- But it also will reflect your mood swings.
So, there would be one part
that would be like, "Aah! ".
- And then another part would be...
- Aw, how sad. Amber Alert.
What's an Amber Alert?
It's when a creepy dude puts
you in the back of his truck
and tries to tickle your wiener.
- Ha ha ha...
- Dude, you are nasty.
Okay, I think
my one wish would be...
It's probably your scout master!
- That's not funny! That's not funny!
- That's just a bonus.
- What... hey.
- Next question is...
Wait. Sammy,
hang on a second.
- Wait just one second.
- Okay.
I'm not... okay.
Is that a...
that's a gray Honda, right?
It looks...
more blackish?
Steel, maybe?
Steel?
Okay, um, pretty sure
that's probably a gray Honda.
- What reality show...
- That's a gray Honda there.
- What reality show contestant do you relate with?
- That is a gray Honda.
- That's a gray Honda.
- Okay, good job.
Oh, okay, well, on...
on the thing,
on the sign thing
it said gray Honda.
Are you trying to get
out of these questions?
- Yes, I am.
- We're almost done!
I definitely am trying
to get out of the questions.
Stay focused. What reality show
contestant do you relate to?
- I don't...
- Come on!
I don't relate to reality...
first of all reality shows
are the furthest thing away
from reality you could
possibly get.
There's nothing about
reality on those shows.
Okay, if you had to pick one...
and I'm saying
that's a gray Honda,
And the sign said gray Honda.
Do you know how many
gray Honda's there are?
That's probably
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