American Dreams in China Page #3

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With a heartfelt admiration

But earnestly request the leadership give me a chance

to take the lighter punishment

Self-criticism person: Cheng Dongqing

Cheng Dongqing

Let's break up

This year, Beijing's bid failed

Both of them stayed behind

Stayed behind

You can not sleep in class

You are at the best university

You parents spent all their money sent you here

Not for sleeping

If you don't like my class

You can leave

Why you want to learn english

Go to America, Mr Cheng

Do you like English?

No

So am I

Really

But you know my vocabularies is also good

That's because of you

One day a student bring up a english word

and ask me

How to read this word

It knows me but I don't know it

I feel so embarrassed

So I went back to read dictionaries

One by one

See any of you can got me

You know

The most thing I afraid of is other people look down on me

Because I'm from country side

So I always want to please them

My best friends Meng Xiaojun and Wang Yang laughed at me

Said:
Don't act like you are stupid

stupid

I wasn't sure what they were talking about

and even refuted them

I'm not acting like stupid

I am stupid

And later I got a girl, the most beautiful girl in school to be my girl friend

Then we graduated

After graduation, we studied TOEFL, and went to get visa

In the end, she passed, I was rejected

So I become...

The man who was left behind

She slept with me right before she left China

Mr Cheng, Why you acting so different today

Students

Cheng Dongqing, who from the forgein language department

Because run private classes outside the school

Has disrupted the order of teaching rules in school

Caused serious adverse effects

So the school decide

Give the teacher Cheng Dongqing dismissed faculty punishment

Cheng Dongqing became the frist teacher

dismissed faculty publicly

He was written into school's history

This is the thing even Meng Xiaojun can't be done

That day he was forced out of the teacher's dormitory

Mr Cheng

Mr Cheng

Where is your private school?

I will take the TOEFL exam next month

I'm afraid of examination, and I would like to join your english tutor class

No one knows better than me

He had no choice

If he didn't accept, He had to go back to his hometown

And speak english to rice in the field everyday

You should understand

Su Mei won't leave America

So she had to break up with you

What's wrong

I think my youth is over

And buried here

You are disgusting

When a lovelorn person suffering starvation

will acting abnormal

Whenever Cheng dongqing found a wall

He would start posting ads

Almost all the walls near this area

all damaged by us

He almost climbed all telegraph poles in Yanjing University

The way I used taught him to chase that girl

Now he is using it to sell his training class

Cheng Dongqing picked here for the training class

Only one reason

Order 1 chicken nugget, you can sit here all day

Progressive

Lower your voice

Progressive

Go get another chicken nugget

Today we talk about this

Ambulance

How to make your remember better?

(in chinese:
I can't die)

Ambulance

Pregnant

(in chinese:
I want a boy)

(in Chinese:
A man jump to me)

Pregnant

In fact

the choice made by a person who under the living helpless

Always right

But this is not a permanet fix

We need a more bigger place

more students

How about you join with me to be my partner

You're better than me, and you well trained by American chicks

We're on same boat

All yours

Successful people always spontaneously with the needs of the times

Who said that

Carnegie

I thought you said he is a liar

The biggest liar actually is ourselves

Because we always want to change other people

And refuse to change ourselves

I'm in if there more chicken nuggets

This huge place is ours now

This is a abandoned country-owned factory

All workers here are laid-off at home now

Cheng Dongqing, the chicken thief

After he took advantage of American grandpa

and now he gonna take advantage of this country

Students

Learn english just like learn bird chirp

When you are learning bird chirp in the woods

If there 4 birds land on your shoulders

That means you just passed english leve-4

If there 6 birds on your shoulders

That means you passed english leve-6

When there a flock of birds on your shoulders

That means you past the TOEFL

That means you become a bird man!

Outside there was a girl came to ask me

Mr Cheng, I fall in love with one guy

But except He has good looking face

No other advantage

How should I do

I told her

If this girl looking for a guy only for his good looking face

That's called "Hao se"

Horny

But if a guy looking for a girl for her good looking face

That's called "Shen mei"

Aesthetics

But my aesthetic ability has been maintained

at the statutory range

Later I catched up with the most beautiful girl in legal system

This loser mocked his love in his class

For make students laugh

He was so mean Must very painful in his heart

But I'm using the Hollywood movie teaching method

Did you not hear me?

Most of it, Just...

You never seen this moive

Malone Brando's "on the waterfront"

Nope

So what moive you watched recently

"Ghost"

Ditto

"the same, like before"

Means:
" Me too"

Using "Ditto" word

It gives affectionate

Ditto

Ditto

I and Wang Yang all have 12 classes each day

From morning to the midnight

Very tired

Wang Yang said he got bad memory when he was tired

Never ask why we are doing this

But feel happy

We got the money

Bro

- Bro - Stop!

What would you do if the life deceive you

You're drunk

You should deceive back from your life!

Meng Xiaojun

We can't change the world

The world is changing us

I did lied to you

But you lied to me too

You said we came to U.S for doing great things

Meng Xiaojun

We are here for what?

Hometown's rule:

After long way back

Cut hair before go inside the house

Wang Yang

Ask some girls tonight

We got a bro back from U.S

Not married

Keep the biggest room for us tonight

Wang Yang, General manager

Okay, see you tonight

Teacher's coming

Mr Cheng, Mr Wang

- Yours - yeah

Here is a little bit far from downtown

So the students have to live here

But Xiaojun

I think we might got good future

Of course we can't compare with you in the U.S

Comrade, Please let the chief finish his talk

How many students now

Not much

around 2000

Students

Please allow me to introduce the keynote speaker for today

Mr Meng Xiaojun

He has just returned from the U.S

He's my idol

The one I want to catch up

but only approach his greatness

Please use the applause to welcome Mr Meng

truthself confidencespecificreasonable

Is the basic idea of the principles of philosophy USA visa

If Lack of confidence, He...

will be weak

very weak

He...

He believes that the weak...

Sorry

Students

Mr Meng just returned from U.S

Still has jetlag

it's called "Suffering Jetlag"

Suffering Jetlag

Suffering Jetlag

Yes, very good

There another speech tommorow

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