American Reunion
- He slept?
- Yes, I go to bed.
The R. Kelly always
do tricks.
I think Evan begins
and removes blackheads.
You know how when you put talcum powder in
there's bottom should just throw the
you should rub
and the anus as well.
Around the
anus. The "Got it.
I'm going for a bath.
Okay baby, go.
Not this time.
Come ...
Okay, here we are.
- You are very naughty boy, right?
- Clearly! / I
Sorry, I guilty!
He has so much
that hurts ...
I know, but I
- Yes!
- Yes!
- So, Dad! Give Dad all!
- Dad ...
Evan, what the hell?
You open doors and now?
- I saw a monster.
- What?
Put finger in my kolara! / i
- Yes, damn! Yes!
- No ...
chyseis I want to be around me ... / i
My God!
Evan, do not touch!
No!
- Dad, vava ...
- What ...
My God, do not
t move, stay here.
Dad needs
a bandage!
Michelle?
Mom, Dad, you okay?
b PERFORMANCE DIALOGUE
.. :
: Marios1909 & Goutsos :: ..MODiFiCA Di ~ N3krA / b / i
Jim Levenstin.
Even you can hire
a secretary?
KEB, sorry I will
I just called a bit ...
Busy?
The "Got it.
It will tell you quickly.
You're in for a reunion?
- Wait, it really will happen?
- Yes, my big boy, look at facebook.
I know I got lost after
all married.
But it seems
people go.
- Hey hon.
- Hello!
- Mmm, it smells wonderful!
- Hey, Ellie.
Hi Jim!
Come on with their jobs
here you go
To see the Housewives
In Despair.
How could I forget?
KEB, you know what the
My favorite housewife? You!
Very funny!
Look, I love my wife but
I want a week with children.
Come we go a few days earlier,
without Stifler this time.
- You, me, Oz, Finch ...
- Yeah, good luck with that.
Because I heard that neither the mother
Finch has no idea who they are.
And Oz, come say seriously
since it has so many jobs?
And we're back in
Sports Update with a / i
special guest,
by Chad O. J.. Sinko. / I
Chad, what college
football team / i
will have more signings
in this transfer window period; / i
Mallow team had something to say. / i
Come on, man! What O. J. smoke.; / I
Think not know about
what I'm talking about; / i
Do me a favor and
see the tape ... / i
I got my baby!
to stay with us to discuss
with my guest, Sinko. / i
I'm Chris
Oltnstraiker and you
recall playing
paichtoures like!
A?
My God is so funny!
Hey baby!
- I watched the show earlier.
- Yes?
- Is everything okay?
- You tell me.
Are you alone in
Jacuzzi with a cool.
Nteson worry about?
How sweet!
The decorator is Nteson
interiors that you say.
Hi Christopher! Relax
dear and come with us!
Maybe next time Nteson.
THE DANCE CELEBRITIES / i
I can not understand why
We need interior decorator.
But the house should be shown
perfect for photography.
Baby, trust me.
Remember do not want to go
in "Dancing With The Stars;
Remember how many contacts we made.
A, I almost forget!
commemorative party.
- I told him to go.
- Basic ...
to be joined by
children from high school,
this weekend.
- If you go, I will too.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
- Ok ...
- One, to call for something rumors.
- Damn. We talk to her.
Why get in
MORI mobile harlot?
Want to get your
anything, Christopher?
Good morning colleagues
and malakismena!
- Bretzi, give some love!
- What does Stifler?
Ladies, do not need
to work hard
you hired
show why ...
So basically ... you ...
You do not ... ...
Well it serious?
Bob, what are you doing here? Not
did you know that bird?
- What?
- In working hours!
Or maybe not?
Coffee for the beautiful lady?
Of course, thanks.
Tell me if you want and milk!
Hey you too!
What are you doing?
Well I'm Stifmaister, because you
and the first are the best! / i
- Of course I am the best ...
- Yes you are!
I love you so much that I want
you can get a tsimpoukaki now.
How about YOU?
Yes!
What the hell are you doing?
Geez!
Sorry sir Ntourosouami.
I was trying to ...
To clean.
I told you
prints in the mornings
appointment and the
put it in my office.
And you we settled
like home?
- No, I just thought I ..
- Yes ... blah blah
Not paying you to think.
- You are provisional.
- Yeah, about that.
I feel that acclimated
fine here.
Really, huh?
Thank you
tell me how you feel.
Would you mind to you
I say that I feel?
I feel that the sooner
understand that you're the a**hole here ...
... And the boss ...
The better ...
will be for you.
- Bollocks ...
- What?
Nothing! Nothing
Sir Ntourosouami.
Bollocks ...
You know, we have
discuss yet ...
What? Oh, that?
I mean, obviously ...
I'd rather ... I was this
that made you feel so.
I know how you feel.
Whenever I want to shop
Online and I go to Amazon. com
the site, "Julia
and her friends ". com
discarded each time.
"Julia and ..." what?
Okay, look, obviously ...
Will ... need to spend
more well together ...
I promise you that
this week
there will be lots
time for 'us both.
Okay?
Hi sweetheart.
How nice to see.
- Hey Dad.
- Hi, my son, come here.
- No ... Look who it is!
- Look who came to us!
My God!
Look how he grew up.
Someone has kakakia
in diapers!
Jim?
I can not believe
that is you.
I do not remember, right?
Remember the teletampis
Thursdays?
Kara?
My God!
What
There ...
Not a girl anymore.
Not long ago
I needed a nanny.
I can not believe it
how you ... developed.
Thank you. Basically
I get 18 tomorrow.
Come to my party.
Em, not tomorrow.
I want to come too!
- Kara, we have to go.
- Okay, relax.
This is A.J.
Do not ask ...
I hope I'll see you tomorrow.
- What?
- Who the hell was that?
- Come on, baby.
- Come on.
- On what he would speak?
- Was ... A neighbor chick.
Hello, my old friend ...
The thought to fly, but
have great sentimental value.
Yes ...
Jim ... Jim ... Jim ...
I remember you were a kid
and now you have a kid.
I know.
And before you know it,
will become a teenager.
And you will learn about the
... masturbation ...
You know, all the "must"
and "should not"
that has to do
with the bird.
All right.
I hope by then to have
developed and other ...
All right. I understand ...
You know, it is still
two years, so
I will not
talking about his penis.
- How are you, Dad?
- Well.
Yes? What to do
time passes you?
Do you see any new
film of the SMP;
You know your mother and
I saw many films.
Certainly there will be a
to watch movies together.
I've got you now, go and see
together a movie tonight, me and you.
Tonight? Difficult, because I have arranged
with children.
To meet them tonight,
the bar, but ...
No need to do tonight but
I can arrange for tomorrow ...
No. No. No. No. No.
So you came here, is not it?
No, no, no, go.
I'll be fine.
You sit through tonight
and nothing to read.
Not like that.
No.
Although I had read a lot
interesting article
something Brazilian.
These pages have
stick all together.
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