American Virgin Page #5

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
R
Year:
2009
88 min
201 Views


- Yes.

- I can do this.

These girls looks fantastic,

I like forms,

working movements, shoulder

dezvelii beautiful.

What can we offer so beautiful girls?

What can we Offer to you?

For a Pipiele crazy.

Only less, Let.

That is crazy.

Crazy.

That's "a crazy Pipiele"

let's see.

You filmed it, is amazing.

This is crazy.

No more breast.

Without breasts.

I do not want to see it a couple

the breasts in my life.

That I have seen 1000

runs today.

There have been 1000 or 1000 individual breast

form of pairs of breasts.

- Just trying to clarify.

- And what you know of Curtzman?

Here is good news.

When not filming, and i keep bus

in a parking lot 4 blocks from here.

- I think your movie is there.

- Yes, I'd like to kiss you.

If ... and never to have friends,

I mean, you know ... Brad.

Okay, Let, let's go.

Oh, and yet something ... Chuck!

That was fun.

- Let it find one and get out of here.

- Okay.

I do not want to be arrested.

Would you like guys salivating after you

or to give a little break neesenial.

- These are my options?

- Yes.

Let's go.

Of course, where I was thinking.

Naz, of skill.

Take take a look at editions

These special.

Magic to Marty Graw?

Churches are u girls and ugly.

Fund amazingly Amish!

Nun f*** obscene download

habits.

This is Eileen?

Oh, take take a look, Curtzman of procreation.

Girls squirrel, how it works

this fact?

Sister in the hole of a house.

So let me understand, you not liked

puicuele any of those?

A girl said it was a little

too open hair.

I thought it was less nice.

Too open hair?

I refer to breasts, do not you have liked

none of those breasts?

I see breasts every day, you know.

They are all as one together.

Maybe you would like it if I

shoot men.

Yes, it would be ...

Maybe we should start like

this business.

- We can say:
"a crazy guys.

- Great!

And then we shoot her rooster,

knew you like?

- I like, I like.

- Because you like rooster eii?

I like rooster eii.

"Roost eii a crazy"

you would like that, do you?

You left the door open f***ing retard.

Fugii!

You catch them!

- Don 'do that.

- God must.

- Hi.

- What are you doing?

- Hi ...

- You're busy?

God, I was caught!

What the hell is going on there?

I gotta go.

Kevin, I will destroy.

Kevin?

Kevin?

I just wanted to talk.

Brad!

Dumneze ... Brad!

Brad!

Where did it go?

Brad!

- Priscilla!

- Brad!

Mary Margaret!

Priscilla is not what it seems.

Can you explain your.

You were my mentor, I have relied

you all your life.

You truly believe that is a

virgin innocent?

God, what's going on?

God you thought!

Well ... successful with all the work

that of Virginia.

I can not believe.

Pris ... Priscilla wait!

You're still in me.

I need a huricane, please,

largest that I have.

My friend me wrong right now.

The alley, with Mary Margaret

is my model.

That is was my model.

You are going to pay for that?

Take that, we no longer need it.

Priscilla, this is the fifth message.

Listen, I lost Curtzman,

where are you, call me?

- Any luck?

- No, his phone is off.

What to do, you start to call the hospital

or the convention of chastity?

I must be on the road since

right now, stay still.

- What happened to you?

- They lied.

- Who?

- Brad, Mary Margaret.

During this time everywhere

behind me.

Sex alley, crazy, sweaty

and full of desire.

All Support Mary Margaret

is a lie.

Which means that "Can Hurry Love"

is a lie,

which means that I am a joke.

I can not believe I

hold for him.

Let's do it.

- Right now!

- Priscilla, are you?

- Priss, wait just a second.

- What do you mean, wait a second.

I thought just wait to do it with me

but you have to you, that is me.

I wish, I would like.

Trust me, I would like.

But not so, you're drunk, mad, and i. ..

... and do not want to be part of something

Why will not regret.

Refuse?

Sorry ... yes.

Welcome ... there are millions of

boys nfometai

who would die to do it, and if you do not

want, you find someone who does.

Just calm down a second, Made in

Manhattan will begin in a few moments

Give him hell for Made in Manhattan,

are a virgin in Detroit

and I'm going to change that!

Priscilla White 10% pure.

Priscilla wait.

You saw Priscilla, we searched for

everywhere and never find one.

He said that even it will shoot first

man that I see.

What?

It is something her friend would do

sex with Mary Margaret.

Now we know what it is

Mary Margaret, and made.

- Come on, gotta find one.

- Do not you stay here in case that is-returns.

- But he needs me.

- This is a job for girls.

And you do not want to be part and that.

I'm going to stop someone

not to have sex

but if you say that about someone

I will kill you.

I swear to God!

The cigarettes?

Not my usual cargo.

I know exactly what you are thinking and

answer is YES!

If it is indeed a shirt

Kelvin Klein.

My friend thought

Philip is a Lymm.

Girl, I know a Kelvin Klein

when I see it.

Trey's and IC.

Look, all I want is

a night of sex

without names, without questions, without promise,

just you and me hot sex.

- I put?

- Yeah, baby.

Great, let's go.

Who the hell should I f***

as to seduce be here?

- Wait me.

- Leave me alone.

- You can not do that.

- Why not?

Because it is not good, you're mad,

are not thinking clearly.

- You're so hypocritical one.

- I am a hypocrite?

- And how about the sacred oath.

- I would like to not have it never did.

- I take my own decisions.

- No, you react, do the same thing.

Are mature now and are planned.

Unlike some in which the

greatest treasure

are some condoms and nepenite

vibrating batteries.

- I have a plan.

- Excuse me!

- I have a plan.

- Really? In this must-hear.

A and of me and I was thinking.

- I want to become a photographer.

- Who, for Penthouse?

- I'm sorry.

- Anyway.

I am not a and a.

All I mean is to

take time are.

Think what you want

really.

And if you want to f*** with each

boy in the city ...

... I will sustain.

Hell, even I will join.

But if you decide to be a virgin on

all life is good and the and a.

But make sure it's your choice.

Not your parents' choice, not mine

and not the election of Mary Margaret.

Your choice.

Well, come on.

Let's go.

If loses membership and go

home, I will lose.

- I will lose before I got there.

- Why did you evaded?

I had my reasons.

Hi guys.

Please tell me that you have had sex

sweat in the alley.

Overall it is the virgins.

N-year man to leave him little guy

to ruin my life.

October Fest is ready and starts Curtzman

to Miami the first time. It is over.

You tell me that easily and

simply forgot?

I say that after all that

I want to give up last?

Damn, this is what you want

you tell me?

He said hell, I swear I just

Hell said.

Damn, damn, damn, damn.

God, our little girl

has matured.

Wait, we know where it is right now.

Go to World Record tonight

at midnight.

Picture of biggest b*obs in history.

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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