Among Friends Page #2

Wow, that's sick.

- Teeth?

- Yup.

What the hell is that?

That's nasty.

Back to the game.

Whoa, you all right, Jules?

Jules, you all right?

Yeah, I'm just...

I'm starting to feel my buzz.

Ooh.

Yo, you got any more of

that chocolate? Give me some.

You know, that shroom ball

you had in the limo?

Just give me... Give me...

Just give me some real quick.

- Come on.

- Please.

- Please, punk, please. Come on.

- Please!

I'm your partner.

Share.

Please.

But only take half.

All right.

Huh?

Wait, how much did you take?

You take more?

Sucker.

- Ow!

- Come on.

Got it, Bernie!

We found two.

Well done.

Tacky earring...

That b*tch deserves it. Ahh!

Really must

say, fellas, this one's a Doozy!

- Gross!

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Gross.

This f***in' tastes like sh*t.

Okay, now everyone gets

a personal clue.

They're right

under your chairs.

Ooh, a present!

- What is it? Hmm.

- You show me yours first.

What am I,

a f***in' magician?

Boiled rabbit!

I don't get it.

Okay, it's that movie where

that guy cheats on his wife

And then that... That crazy

b*tch, like, stalks him.

- It's a classic.

- You've seen that movie.

We've watched that movie

like 30 times.

I don't know.

It's cute.

# there's a place in France

where the naked ladies dance #

# there's a hole in the wall

where the men can see it all. #

- Mmm. Gay pride.

- Oh, I think this one should be for Jules.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, ahh!

Yeah, by all means.

Oh! Um...

uh, "see no evil."

No sh*t, Sherlock.

Uh-Huh.

Uh, Chinese finger trap.

You know, like,

two guys, one girl.

You know, like...

- ooh!

- A black box!

"What's in the box?!"

It went straight

for my face.

Hmm.

Ooh, a remote.

Are you gonna turn us on?

- Hey.

- Whoa whoa whoa.

Get up.

The

party... Here's the party.

Jeez, are you

okay? Are you okay, sis?

Fine, I'm fine.

I'm okay.

I just couldn't move

for a second. I'm okay.

Jeez, Jules, I knew you

were mixing too much stuff.

Lighten up, party.

- Oh my god.

- You all right, Adam?

- I feel f***ed up.

- Ow. I can't...

you guys all right?

- I can't feel my legs.

- Me neither.

What'd you put in the punch,

Bernadette?

This part of the game

or what?

Are you all right?

- Bernie, are you okay?

- Call 911.

Guys, don't freak out.

We don't need to call 911.

It's just part of the...

The party.

- Jesus!

- F***, he's on the floor!

Somebody tell me what the f***

is going on here!

- Dude, are you all right?

- We're okay, we're okay.

Get me up.

Get me the f*** up.

Wait, wait,

can... Can't anyone get up?

- No! No!

- What... What...

How'd you get those pineapples

to sit so still?

- She's f***ing tripping, all right?

- No sh*t, man.

- What?

- 'Cause she took mushrooms, all right?

- Dude, stand up.

- I can't!

Well, she took mushrooms in the limo and

then more when we were in the bedroom.

I took some too.

Jules, do you

still see the pineapples?

Yeah, they're right there.

Can you get up and go get me

one of those pineapples?

They'll knock themselves

down eventually.

I just gotta get

a good angle on them.

Okay, so no one...

No one can get up?

- Clearly no.

- Sara, can you get up?

I can't get up.

What the f***?

No one asked me

if I could move.

What's going on?

What the hell is going on?

Okay, relax, everyone.

This is part of the game.

It's gonna be fun.

What the hell

is going on?

Now you will notice

that you can't move your body

From the waist down.

I'm scared.

We're gonna be fine. It's

fine, just part of the game.

- So we're just fine.

- Yeah, it'll be okay. It'll wear off.

Well, the more you

drank, the longer that'll take.

Bernadette, what the f***?!

What did you do?

You'll see.

Marcus, you were supposed

to stay in your chair.

Oh, my bad.

Go f*** yourself.

- This isn't funny.

- I think it's hilarious.

- Bernadette, that's enough.

- It's not cool.

- Bernadette, what the hell did you do?

- This is a fun game.

No, it's not.

You are f***ing psychotic!

Where the f***

you going?

Where are you going,

Bernadette?

Get up. Please get up, please get up.

- Get up.

- Can you see her? Melanie...

oh my god! Oh my god, no!

- Why would you do that?

- He needed more.

What the f*** is

wrong with you?

No, please.

F*** you, Bernadette.

You f***ing crazy whore!

You f***ing b*tch!

Bernadette, Bernadette,

please.

I will put it in his heart

if you don't shut the f*** up!

I'm sorry.

- Cool.

- No, it's not cool.

You know, I've got access

to all kinds of drugs

Much more fun

than your street sh*t.

Okay, hold hold hold...

Time out.

- F***in' sh*t.

- I can't talk and move him at the same time.

- Don't move him.

- Be right back.

- F***in' kill you, Bernadette.

- Had to get out of your chair!

Not going to plan,

f***in' Bernadette, huh?

Don't antagonize her,

Marcus.

- God.

- No, please. Please shh!

F***in' psychotic b*tch.

F*** you!

For the love of god.

F*** you.

Baby, are you okay?

Pay attention, puppies.

Are you ready to play?

Jules.

Come and play

with us forever and ever and ever.

Jules! Your little mushrooms

weren't part of the plan,

But I guess

we'll just have to make do.

You all agree

to behave?

Let's go

over a couple of rules.

Watch your words tonight

Because while you may normally

do things without thinking,

You're accountable

for everything you say.

Everyone gets to ask me

one question... One...

So choose wisely.

When it comes to decisions,

it's minority rule.

Therefore,

when I ask for a vote,

All I need is one.

Jules, you all right?

You have to focus,

Jules.

You're ruining

audience participation.

You are

an ugly stinky c*nt.

Wait.

What? You only like it

when the girl doesn't?

I know you've got some.

Finders keepers.

That's right, gang.

Adam's working

the 13th step... Relapse.

Adam, how could you?

Quality stuff too.

Right, Jules?

It's so easy to fall off the wagon

when your sister pulls you off.

Now take a deep breath.

Oh, no, she can handle it. We

don't call her "party" for nothing.

She can't breathe.

You're all the best

of friends, right?

You've known each other for a long

time, been through a lot together?

Over the last year, I've

gotten to know you pretty well.

I'd say we're all

really good friends.

That's what just

doesn't make any sense.

Never does.

Jules, look at me.

- Are you okay?

- What are we gonna do?

Relax. Everything's

going to be okay.

- Everyone just stay cool.

- Now now!

Share with the group.

There will be no more secrets.

Jules, just keep breathing.

You sick b*tch.

What did you just say?

I said,

"you sick b*tch"!

Now you wanna be

a tough girl, huh?

Yeah?

You'll see.

I'm just here to help

all of you come clean.

Who a person is

behind closed doors

Is who

they really are.

Are you all ready

to see yourselves in action?

I guess

the bigger question is,

Are you ready to see

your best friends

Behind closed doors?

Hidden cameras?

You've been spying on us?

I wouldn't call it spying.

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