Amores Urbanos Page #2

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- "Looking" marathon is sacred, girl.

I'm having dinner with my parents.

I'm not an intern, I'm

an assistant designer.

I've told you that

so many times...

And even if I was an intern,

what's wrong with that?

I'm still learning my profession.

There's no problem, darling. Not at all.

I just think you're too qualified.

You went to school, you

have a Marketing degree.

You could be working at a big agency

with a good salary

Instead of being a... a sowing intern.

I would need talent to be in a big agency,

and I'm not talented.

So why did you major in that area?

Because I was 17, and a mom that

kept pressuring me to pick a career.

Oh, so now it's my fault?

No, mom, it's not.

I learned a lot in school,

it was important to get a degree.

- Every experience is important.

- Specially when you pay nothing for it.

Honey, what your mom

is trying to say...

is that you have to focus on something.

You've taken many courses,

you've worked in many places...

Where did you really put an effort?

In what?

You're 30 years old, honey.

You could be married, with a

good salary, you could have a baby!

It's true.

Why do you think Marcelo

is marrying someone else?

- Wow. - You lack focus, Julia.

You're always jumping from

one place to the next!

Really, mom, really?

He's marrying someone else

because he's an a**hole.

My life is great. I love my life,

I love my job. Everything is just fine.

She thinks I'm an intern.

She doesn't get that

I work for a great

designer and many girls

would love to be there.

I just have to focus a bit more

on my career, that's all.

Focus on this bottle. This party

will be filled with great catches.

Even more so for a pretty,

sexy lady like yourself.

Thank you.

Do you know the DJ

that's playing afterwards?

No, I don't. I've been dating for the past

two years, I don't know anybody.

Or thought I was

in a serious relationship...

Well, then that's something

that'll cheer you up.

Is his music good?

Honey, this guy is all good.

You look at him and think life is great,

and that God is a great guy

- You're ridiculous.

- Look at him.

Get it, girl.

I think you should move in with me.

We've talked about this.

Yeah, four months ago.

And we promised we'd talk again.

What's wrong, Diego?

You already live here.

You have a toothbrush, the keys,

an underwear drawer, everything!

You wanna know what I think?

I think you want me to come here so you

can know when I leave, when I come back

how I come back...

and I don't like that.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I think that if you move in here,

at least you'll try to be more discreet.

Look, Diego, I'm not a jealous guy.

But I don't like to be exposed, either.

You know how many people I know

that were at the party yesterday?

You know how I am.

I never said I'd be different.

But I thought that while being in a

relationship you'd try to change, at least.

Clearly you thought wrong.

Really?

You could say anything, and this is

what you're choosing to say. Really?

You can take it or leave it, Luan.

I'll leave it, then.

- Wait.

- Let go of me. Let go!

Hey!

Luan wants to break up with me.

Wow! I wonder why

that happened, Diego...

I want to know everything

about last night. Sit down, relax, Diego.

I still have a hangover.

And I have to research

something for Emannuelle.

So drink up. It's better to work drunk

than with a hangover.

Well, I know you guys rocked it last night.

Diego hooked up with a model, very good.

- And you?

- Julia left misteriously with...

Pablo Parra!

OMG! Everybody wants to hook up

with him. Heteros, queers...

everybody but me.

He's dreamy. I would

become a woman for him.

It was really nice.

"Nice"? Are you insane?

Spill the details.

Di, it's beautiful.

- Beautiful?

- Hard and straight up, you know?

Yes.

Pink, baby pink.

- What about the size?

- What are you talking about?

Good big. Not "too much" big.

F*** me, he's pefrect.

- Are you really talking about this?

- C'mon, Mica, get over it.

No, really. I think it's petty and ungraceful

to talk about other people like that.

Oh so now you're the etiquette expert?

I don't talk about the women

I've been with, their vaginas.

Pink or not, if they have

bigger labia or not,

if their clit sticks out or not.

O-M-G who wants to know

about that stuff, Micaela?

Lots of people do, Diego.

Well, nobody in this room does.

I'm ok.

I'm not going to argue with you.

Good. Who would compare c*cks

and pussies anyway, Micaela?

Look at the cities great monuments:

The Eiffel Tower, the Empire State Building,

World Trade Center,

That building in London

that looks exactly like a fat dick.

Everybody is comparing to see

who has a bigger dick, honey.

Yes. Phallic monuments built by

a patriarchal society, makes sense.

Exactly. And you never wondered...

Why doesn't New York get a bunch of

buldozers and digs a gigantic p*ssy?

The deepest hole. There, I won,

I have a bigger p*ssy than you.

God, Diego, you have a mental problem.

You know why, Micaela?

Because me, Julia, everybody knows that

c*cks are beautiful. Pussies are not.

You're a misogynistic fag.

And you're a mis... man lesbian.

I don't know. What do you call

someone that doesn't like men?

Is afraid of men?

I can't even find a word for it.

Dyke. Big dyke.

Dyk-o.

- I don't know why I'm still your friend.

Dike-o-rama.

- Dyke-aela. - You're a mysoginistic fag.

You're sexist. - Hashtag dyke.

- You're a sexist fag.

- Don't pick up the phone, Mica.

- Don't pick it up.

- It could be for me.

You don't even know

the number to this phone.

- I want to know who it is.

- Do not pick up the f***ing phone!

So, it stays up?

Yeah, it stays up.

But sometimes it goes off

to the side, not like that.

Or like that.

- So it's rare to go straight up?

- Yeah, kind of.

- Are my teeth blue?

- No, are mine?

Yes.

And you two hit it off

from the start, right?

When we said "hello".

"Bam"

This guy is really hot.

Even I have to admit it.

He's amazing, Mica.

We were amazing, you know?

Everything was pefrect.

Really amazing.

And these things are

always mutual, right?

- Yeah.

- I think... No, I'm sure he feels the same.

Yeah. What?

We weren't into each

other, we fell in love.

I'm completely in love with him.

- He has a girlfriend.

- Really?

Yes, they are kind of famous

in the clubbing scene.

- C'mon, dude... - She's crazy.

She's always acting up at the club.

I thought you knew...

- Did he text you already?

- Not yet.

Diego.

Diego?

Hello?

Who is this?

Who is this?

Wow! No...

He's not here, Mrs. Marta.

He's not here, I swear.

Yes, I can.

So, Julia...

The research is OK,

there's lots of information,

there are a lot of

sociological facts. But...

Linguistic evidence

of the gipsy immigration?

I'm missing more images

We need aesthetic references

for the collection.

Yes. Did you see I put a few

images here? For example...

OK. It's great, it's beautiful.

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