Amour & turbulences Page #3

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- Not at all .

And then you kissed ?

Nothing happened .

It was innocent .

Just , innocently.

Do not you touch them the first night,

the better to fly next .

When they become , they can not think .

Brain and dick do not work at the same time .

I do not even kissed .

It was quite annoying .

And the Eiffel Tower is the case ?

Tower ! He thought about his dick !

Mom! How do you give up ?

Do not be so suspicious.

Not all were my dad .

This is true. But those attracted to you .

Come on, you grown ass .

You know what? I'll go with him to dinner.

I did not want ,

but I want to make you angry.

All right.

At least he makes me laugh .

And I feel good about it .

- Want to know what's the type ?

- Yes.

- Make a test order.

- What is it?

When choosing dishes hesitate to

between the two starters .

I go to the toilet .

If you choose for you,

This means that it is selfish.

If you wait ,

This means that a guest without eggs.

Well , great.

Come on, you belly has grown .

Throughout the night I was looking for

in googlach information about this small .

She is a model breast . This sexpot !

I have to meet her .

You gone from that event ?

Wsiade into a taxi and drove off .

You know , it was nice to ,

if you went back to her sister.

We will go into quarters for dinner.

Sure to get along , so I also

for this would use ,

because for some time

I had a woman.

For you it's nothing ,

and for me - a matter of life and death.

What do you think ?

She is not so young .

In half a year over 18 years .

I could marry her .

Wkurzyby be if I did ?

Hello !

Sorry. What do you say ?

You're getting married ?

You do not care.

I listen to you for life !

About all these Swietanach ,

Juliach and I do not know who yet .

My life is boring!

For days wiping old ladies .

It prepares me to pick-up ,

and you've got it somewhere .

I met someone.

- Who? How ? Where? When?

- Then , in the gallery. In the toilet.

Do not believe it! That's impossible!

You go five minutes down the toilet

and now you meet someone .

You're too amorous .

It was cool ? Something so serious ?

Yes, I'm serious.

She's just affecting me .

All godmother , is fast.

Looks cute when he laughs .

- You're in love , as usual.

- Why " as usual " ?

Because you fall in love , but for a short time .

First epilepsy :
" I'm in love " -

and then you forget .

You're just like your Bernier .

She is passionate about different things -

for two minutes.

Ms. Bernier !

Ms. Bernier !

Already forgotten .

Say goodbye to me ?

I'm going to be prepared.

I eat dinner with her today . I love it.

- It sixteenth .

- I know .

I like it .

I immediately say ,

do not go to bed.

Good evening.

And besides, all right?

I do not know if you can see,

but here they are ...

Yes. That's it. it is a traditional

French restaurant .

It's in the guidebooks . That is why they are here

Japanese and Chinese people themselves .

And you specialize

in stereotypes .

Yes. I come from a province i ..

I still can not believe that I live

in Paris , the capital of ... France !

- Please.

- Thank you!

- What is it?

- Spritz .

- Give you an aperitif ?

- No, thank you.

- Provide a menu ?

- Yes.

I suggest gaspacho

of Provencal Pesto

lobster roasted whole,

or duck in citrus

and saffron risotto ...

Julie ?

Yes ?

- You know each other ?

- What?

- No, why?

- So I'm asking.

I hesitate between lobster and duck.

I'll go to the toilet. You ordered ?

You know what? We'll take both courses .

Duck and lobster . And even risotto .

- Great.

- Thank you.

We'll try everything.

I make flyers and websites .

But I am interested in collages,

dekupae and photography. It's just that ...

Sorry.

Do not consider myself a Warhol ...

I do not know whether he Warhol

immediately thought of himself as Warhol.

- Maybe a little wine ?

- No, thank you.

- Can drop ?

- Do not .

I pour myself .

I also try for a scholarship

at the Academy of Art in Tokyo.

- Where?

- In Tokyo . In Japan .

- Yes, I know , but ... this far.

- Yes.

- Hey, Antoine .

- Hi .

But drink it .

Half a glass ? He will tell you "stop " .

When you want .

Do you like to drink.

Thank you.

That's better .

Thank you!

- What's that again ?

- This " Vieille Prune " .

- So you never drinks water?

- I stopped in '82 years .

Sh*t on him , you know?

- Dreadful . As my father .

- Really? I'm sorry.

Go home

I will come to you, it's nothing.

- Oh, no !

- Then stay here.

What a bastard !

- Are you still hungry?

- Do not .

- Wait. Are you ready to go jogging ?

- Yes.

Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry .

Silly me, please forgive me .

Damn !

- Clumsy of me. Sorry.

- I'm sorry.

You are very beautiful. Hi there !

What kind of idiot ?

Please wait !

- That this was your father ?

- Do not talk about her father .

Why is that?

Because he was nasty .

He cheated on my mother with my teacher

mathematics and her best friend .

- But at the same time ... Sorry.

- It's known the truth.

Men have big hearts ,

can love a lot of women at a time.

- Not all .

- All of them.

And you are no longer at all ...

We are the "you" ?

Stay away

from such as you.

Really?

Asked around here and there .

You're the worst product on the market.

- Then why are you here?

- To let you go creases .

Apparently the woman

ceases to pull you in a week.

After two . It's a long time. Fifteen days.

During this time you can make a difference .

- I will not kiss you.

- I do not .

I feel like I have ...

paranoia . And you're jealous.

Worse than you think.

Get out.

- Get out .

- You first.

JULIE EXHIBITION

See , little mouse , do it green nose .

I am not a mouse;

I'm a princess. I have a crown.

De breadcrumbs for you ...

I fillet for this here .

Ugh ... What's this? It is not even

either tomato or pepper .

Do something to eat , you drank too much .

Well, you're here , George .

- Enjoy.

- Thank you.

You sure you eat anything ?

The pregnant woman is like a vacuum cleaner .

Elegant comparison.

- And so it is generally better?

- What's that?

Well, you know ... These are all yours

you know, fears ...

Allow time out

your guy , you still afraid?

I'm not afraid .

Normal people treat normally.

You too early

so I treated .

Can you repeat that ?

Who is it?

- I've had enough .

- What?

- These women.

- What women ?

Twitterw , facebook , text messages sent ,

MMS , Skype,

- All former and almost - ex ...

- Honey, I 'm not hiding anything !

Then delete it.

Or you delete them , or the end of us.

What should I do?

- Eliminate Facebook account.

- Why?

Do not be silly . Your table

is an intimate diary !

Barbara Courcel , Sophie Minc ,

Justine Caminos . She's a b*tch .

- You read my messages?

- Unplug them when they leave.

Please. After all . What's next?

Contacts in your phone.

I'm tired of these text messages sent .

- What ?

- Johanna - blonde, tells you something ?

Poor Englishwoman ,

that does not have a place to sleep in Paris.

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