An Extremely Goofy Movie Page #4

- Whoo-ha-ha!|- Adios, compadre.

Not bad. Looping out|with a devil flip to a head butt.

- He's up and ready to rip!

Looks like Brother Goof|needs a boost.

And a huge triple flip|on the quarter pipe.

Fifty-fifty slide uphill|to a flip.

Wow-hoo!

What a lip slide|to a hand-plant! Whoa nelly!

Skating with the speed of a cheetah,|that is gonna be time for Goofy.

Oh, what a show!

That's right, Chuck. Looks like|the new kid in town is no match...

for the unbeatable Gammas|and their newest member...

Goofy!

Let's see what the judges|have to say.

Perfect tens across the board!

Except for the German judge.|Nine on that one.

Wow!|Blown away by his own dad.

Hey, quiet!|I'm trying to concentrate here.

It's Max's time to skate.

And... here he goes!

Ooh! Starts out big|with a half cam across the box jump.

Ooh! Ahh!

Losing his balance|to a knee slide.

That is going to hurt his score|unless he does something big!

Okay, comin'|to the quarter pipe.

Tail-grabs to a lip slide|on the rail to...

- Oh, that has got to hurt.

Come on, Max,|get up!

He's okay!

Let's see|if he can end strong.

Quick flip into|a one-handed stall.

This is a new one.|I have never seen this move, folks!

It's back down into the transition.|Sit 360.

And... time!

Wowee!

With barely above|a six-point average,

Team 99 just makes it|to the semifinals...

by the skin of their teeth!

Relax!|It's okay, man. We're in!

- Get real!|- Goofy! Goofy!

Witness, gentlemen,|victor is ours.

And most importantly,|we taught our little freshmen foes...

not to mess|with the Gammas.

- Goofy! Goofy!|- Maxie!

- Goofy! Goofy!|- Hey, Maxie?

Maxie! I've been lookin'|all over for you, son.

Where you been?|I can't tell you how sorr I am.

Save your breath!|You may have won this time, but, Dad...

Oh! This campus just isn't|big enough for the both of us.

I didn't mean for it|to turn out this way.

I was just tryin'|to get closer to ya.

Don't you get it?|I'm trying to get away from you!

I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just|leave me alone and get your own life!

Good morning, people.

It would appear that it is time|to start. You may open...

Oh, Mr. Goof.

- Nice of you to join us today.|- Huh?

Oh, yeah.|Right.

You may open your envelopes and begin.

Let's not have|any wandering eyes.

Hello, world|There's a song that we're singing

Come on, get happy

A whole lot of lovin'|is what we'll be bringin'

We'll make you happy

We had a dream|We go traveling together

We'll spread a little lovin'|And we'll keep movin'on

Something always happens|whenever we're together

We get a happy feeling|when we're singing a song

Traveling along there's a song|that we're singing

Come on, get happy

A whole lot of loving|is what we'll be bringing

We'll make you happy

We'll make you happy|We'll make you happy

Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You're fired!

I notice you don't have|a college degree.

Come on, son. I can't miss you|if you won't leave.

Whoa!

- Get your own life!

Huh?

- Get your own life!|- Huh?

Leave me alone|and get your own life!

- Pencils down.

I said, pencils down.

Wait a minute.|I'm not finished!

It's over, Mr. Goof.

- Oh, Pete!

What am I gonna do now?

Oh, look, Goof,|it's no big deal.

All that book learning|doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat.

It's useless|in the real world.

Ha!|All them square roots,

and circumnavigating|and circumference and... bah!

It's all "garbology."|Lookie here.

If you know that four quarters|adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive.

Anyone who tells you|anything different...

is priming your pump.

Take it from me, pal.

If you want that diploma,

you gotta fix both eyes|on it...

like it was this here|horseshoe stake.

That's it!|I lost my focus!

I gotta get back there|and straighten things out.

Focus!

Did I miss something?

Hey, I know you!|Aren't you...

Yeah. Max.

Goofy's son!|Ahh! He is rad!

Hmm?

Do you ever wonder why|we're always like... wearin' gloves?

Grande cappuccino.|Make it a double.

Hey, Max!

- Grande cap, double it.|- Be here now, bro!

We thrive on the singularity|of the you that is one...

with your selfness.

That's just the|new P.J. "speak" for...

"Where you been,|buddy?"

I've decided this school's|only big enough for one Goof.

I'm transferring|outta here.

- Excusez-moi moi?|- Wait a minute!

Hold it, Max! That means|you can't be on the "X" Games team.

Exactly. You don't want me on the team,|anyway. I lost in my best event!

Ah, c'mon! Hey, Maxman!|That was a one-time freak-fest.

You can beat any|of those losers any day.

I've already decided.|I'm outta here.

Max, Max, Max.|Admit defeat,

and defeat will surely admit you|into permanent custody, my man.

If I can't even beat my father,

who is probably the most|athletically-challenged man|in the universe,

how can you expect me|to beat the other competitors?

We're starting in last place|because of me!

That never|stopped us before!

You wanna give that Gamma geek|Bradley the satisfaction|of knowing he forced us out?

Well... no.

You wanna let the crowd who once cheered|for you cheer for someone else?

- Especially when that someone else|is your old man?|- No!

Are you gonna be|someone else's towel boy?

No!

- Together we can do it!|- You're right!

We can still beat 'em!|Let's whip those Gammas!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!|Mission: Possible!

Let's do it to it!

Boys... will be boys.

Hmm. Stands me up.

Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize,|doesn't write to me.

He could send me|a little note, something. Hmph.

- Sylvia, l... Oh, if you'd let me, l...|- Shh.

No talking in the library.

Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia.

I really care|about ya.

Well, gee! If a certain someone|truly cared about another someone,

you would think that|the certain someone would show up|for a certain special dinner,

or at least apologize|for not showing up,

or even call or something!

Ohh! You're right.|I'm so sorr.

I let my head|get so filled up with fiddle-faddle,

that I plumb lost track of everything|that's important to me.

- Counting you!|- Oh!

Can you ever forgive me?

Oh, how can I|not forgive you?

Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up,|and quit those dumb ol' Gammas.

- And most important...|- Shh.

And most important, get my son back.

Well, what|are we waiting for?

- I've got a yearnin'|for some learnin'. Ah-yuck!|- Ah-yuck!

Huh?

Sylvia?

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

Come on,|you can do it.

- I don't wanna lose this good thing|- Go, go!

You're everything I've got

If I do|I would surely

Surely lose a lot

'Cause your love|is better

Than any other I know

It's like thunder|Lightning

- The way you love me is frightening|- Let's do it!

You better knock|on wood

Baby

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

You better knock|on wood

Oh!|Oh, you did it!

You did it!|Look! All A's.

- Whoa?

Oh, I am just so proud|of you, Goofy.

Let's go celebrate.

Oh, you know I'd love to,

but I got a few more things|to take care of.

So, you see,|I have to quit the team.

- Excuse me?|- You what?

- No way!|- What is he talking about, huh?

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