Anegan Page #7

As I was running I tripped on an umbrella and fell down

I somersaulted twice or thrice and fell

Tripped on an umbrella?

Yes, sir Over there

You tripped over this?

I swear, sir

You saw the wound, right?

Okay...how did you hurt your head?

Where I tripped there was a-

What?

Was there a wood apple?

On the dot, sir

Youre saying it as if you were in that spot

All of you claim you didnt witness this murder

Did you at least see him somersault?

We did, sir

You are all experts at making a mountain out of a mole hill!

I dont know these couplets, sir

This is an age old proverb!

Send the body for postmortem

Okay, sir

Look how hes sleeping without a care in the world!

Get up...you!

What do you want, ma?

Go and fetch water

Hey hoodlum! Hooligan You died all of a sudden

I marked a route, drew a line On the line, road I designed

On the road I created a ruckus To kill a rowdy made a rumpus

Stinko-bag Meenatchi Doesnt wash her face daily

Her teeth stained and dirty eats like a glutton, this Kamatchi

eats like a glutton, this Kamatchi

Game of cards I gamble My ma came to strangle

Roadside eatery serves breakfast Break pots and pans, real blast

Break pots and pans, real blast

My mother feeds me a pancake Gulp and gobble, take a break

Dont raise your voice My finger wont have a choice

Dont lift your damn weapon Ill bruise you purple, man

I was jobless and useless Now I got VIP status

Got my masters in crime killing a gangster mastermind

No opponent for me Im a solo celebrity

What I was now I am not Ive changed a lot

Tiptop, top notch, bigwig Whats your excuse to sing?

I'll donate 1 more bottle if you want

Why is she writing A-B-C on it?

Let her specify the caste!

It might get mixed up

Hooch brewed to the last drop He drank it raw, stinking slob

Pledging household articles Drinking liquor full bottles

Breaking your wifes jaw dont ruin your life, bro!

If rich, go for branded beedi If not, puff a smoked one, buddy

Smoke pot, coke, XTC Snort to get high and dizzy

Get notorious easily Ruining health unnecessarily

Getting married right royally Setting up another stepney

Deserting wife on the sly Leaving kids high and dry

Dont live so shamelessly Youll lose respect in society

Rekha the bimbo, floozy Shell check you out snazzy

Shell turn you into a crack Get rid of her with tact

Dont deride girls or put them down Dont you have sisters of your own?

Without any doubt a dream girl will seek you out

Watch out for that beauty Dont switch your party

Ignored Parvathi Didnt give a damn to Malathy

Dumped Revathy Gave a hard time to Gomathy

Glam dolls love riding piggyback I slipped out like an eel with knack

One look from her intent I became a sick patient

You sent me in a dizzy Made me a nitwit, missy

With your squid eyes roving eye brows furrowing

Fresh flowers and bindi Saree pleated neatly

Laid a trap with eyes inviting, hottie Im the boy who wants to play naughty

Your love to me express quickly

If you dont express here Ill be a corpse, my dear

Rowdy fellow!

Hey scoundrel slippery Kicked the bucket in a hurry

I marked a route, drew a line On the line, road I designed

On the road I created a ruckus To kill a ruffian made a rumpus

Meenatchi the smelly disgrace Ages since she washed her face

Not brushing her teeth daily eats like a glutton, Kamatchi

Caught by such a specimen youll stop breathing, man

Game of cards I gamble My ma came to strangle

Roadside eatery serves breakfast Break pots and pans, real blast

My mother feeds me a pancake Gulp and gobble, take a break

Dont raise your voice My finger wont have a choice

Dont lift your damn weapon Ill bruise you purple, man

I was happy-go-lucky and useless Now Im a big shot, oh yes!

Got my masters in crime killing a gangster mastermind

No opponent for me Im a solo celebrity

What I was Im not Ive now changed a lot

You're bleeding!

If I spit on it and leave it open itll become fine automatically

Spit

Doesn't matter...spit

Don't stamp the kolam My girls handiwork

Welcome I come

Sir, can I come in?

- You go in - Good morning, sir

Im also an artist, sir

Except my faces will be lumpy and lopsided

But this is...wow!

A woman in front, a bald God man at the back and Buddha right behind

--3D look!

Super, sir

What can I do for you?

Till now Ive never even looked up at any female other than my mother

Who is he?

I just saw her

Dont know why I was mesmerized

I fell in love, so I thought we should get married

Lord Shiva!

Ill treat her as gentle as a flower

Do you think youre fair in saying this?

Im not planning to kidnap your daughter!

Dont we ask God for things we dont have?

Will God give it to us at once generously?

Still, tomorrow I shouldnt feel bad I didnt ask you

Thats why, I thought-

Who are you? Who are we?

Do you mean caste, sir?

We belong to the same clan

You draw and paint, so do I

We are all human beings, right?

Fine, Ill also become like you if you so wish

Want me to sport a tuft?

Ill oblige

Or should I wear huge beads around my neck...?

Tell me what I should do

Ill do that

Lord Shiva!

A tiger will only eat meat

How can a leopard change its spots?

You hit the nail on the head, aunty!

Youre thinking you are vegetarian and I am a non-vegetarian

I swear Im also a vegetarian

I gave up non-veg long-

Hey! Youre here, huh?

Your father has a doubt Im clarifying it

Youll say my blood cant be changed, right?

Ill get hold of 10 robust boys from your caste and go in for...

...blood transfusion Full blood change

Ill become fure!!

Have you come here to make trouble?

Aiy-

Kali, they are in a totally different league altogether

Lets go

Hey! Its not what you think, Chella

I like his daughter

She also has a soft corner for me

Im here to ask for her hand formally

If I am not favoured get out is all I need

But the get out should come from your daughter, Murthy sir

Because we are both above 18

Let her decide

Im reminded of you day in and day out

Whatever I do, you haunt me here

Ill take care of you like a princess

If you like me, you dont even have to express it, my dear

Just lift your head Thats enough

Otherwise just say no with your head bent

Ill say bye and leave

After that even if I walk down your street...

...you can use all the swear words you know and hit me

Look at Tamil poet Bharathi

Isnt he known for his famous song There isnt any caste or creed

Only the turban is missing

We share the same moustache

Think and then lift your head slowly

Finiss...Finnis!

So Murthy sir, will you fix an auspicious date or shall I?

If my mother gets to know shell flash her 32 teeth...

...and come rolling here!

You didnt believe me when I told you, did you?

Imagine if someone has fallen even for my face-

What, my dear?

Listen to me

You dont have to sport a tuft or convert to vegetarianism

Or have blood transfusion You just be yourself, enough

But you have murdered a man

Shes being really funny now!

When he came to kill that poor officer...

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