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is on the other side.

Tighten that one down, then

bring her down with one knock.

- Good job.

- It'll work.

Foster, he could've fried

the entire system.

Look, we'll adjust the relays while you

go reprogram the settings. All right?

It's gonna be fine.

- So, this is it.

- Yeah.

You'd think with all this time

to prepare, I'd be more ready.

Well, going subatomic isn't

something you can prepare for.

It kind of, melts your mind.

- I mean, seeing my Mom again.

- Oh.

What if she's a completely

different person?

Yeah, like George Washington?

- I'm serious, Scott.

- Or, George Jefferson?

What if she's

forgotten about me?

When I was in prison...

The only thing that got

me through was Cassie.

I could've been locked up for 100 years.

I never would've forgotten her.

I know your Mom is counting the

minutes until she can see you again.

Thank you.

- Hey.

- We've got a big problem.

You forgot the motion sensor lights

on the back of the building.

No.

They're on the proposal, and Karapetyan

asked for them specifically.

Uh, yeah. Look, it's

been a little crazy...

Look, maybe I can stop by

tomorrow and take a look at it.

No, no, no, no!

The meeting is first thing in the morning.

You gotta come right now and fix it.

I can't. I wish I could,

but I can't leave.

You know what, I'm coming to you.

I'll just explain the plans, and

get it on the laptop, and

you can fix them in.

- Just tell me where you are, okay?

- It's complicated.

What do you mean,

it's complicated?

As you can see, sir...

This system is state-of-the-art.

Security of tomorrow... today!

Oh, that's so good! I love the

lead-in, Bro. Keep practicing.

Hey, I just gotta drive on to

Scotty's, so he can fix the plans.

But don't worry. I'll be

back in plenty of time.

As you can see, sir...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Tell me you got the van

washed for tomorrow morning.

Down to the undercarriage, baby.

- You sprung for the undercarriage wash?

- Well, you said get the works.

That's a scam, Bro. We live in

California, not Minnesota!

He's right.

The undercarriage wash.

That's for cleaning

off road salt.

Laid out in all those

snow-laden sister states.

Who are you and why do you know

so much about car wash protocol?

Well, my name is Sonny Burch.

And I do my research, Luis.

To wit, I have learned,

from a friend of mine,

at the FBI, that you're a

known associate of Scott Lang.

A known associate of Hank Pym.

Who I've also learned,

has a portable frickin' laboratory.

Filled with all kinds of juicy tech.

And you're gonna

tell me where it is.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I

don't know what you're talking about.

Well, I sense a

resistance in you, Luis.

And I have promised results

to some dangerous people.

So, I'm gonna introduce you,

to my good friend Uzman.

Now, Uzman, is a master

at extracting information from the

unwillin' through psychoactive means.

Oh, is that truth serum?

There's no such thing

as truth serum.

That's just nonsense from TV.

- What is it, then?

- It's a little concoction,

that he's been perfecting

since his days with the SIS.

It makes you suggestible.

And highly responsive.

- Dude, that's truth serum!

- No, it's not.

No fencing, but,

- this sound like truth serum to me.

- Right?!

- It's not a truth serum.

- Oh, okay. Hey, I believe you.

It's not a truth serum.

If it walk like duck,

and talk like ducks...

It's truth serum.

Well, I have a lot of allergies.

So...

You might wanna

think about that.

Time to get that lab back.

What?

The chamber and the suit are

barely helping anymore.

How long have I got?

A couple of weeks, maybe.

Well then, we'll make

them bring the lab back.

How?

Lang. He has a daughter, right?

You can't mean that. Ava?

I tolerate a lot of the

things you do out there,

but I won't be a part

of anything like that.

You're not the one who's about

to fade away into nothing, Bill.

I am!

You said you could fix me.

You promised!

I know. I will.

But not like that.

You let one finger on

that little girl...

I won't help you.

And we're done.

Fine.

There are other options.

You know what? You're right.

This isn't truth serum.

'Cause I don't feel anything.

That was a lie. I

did feel something.

- This is truth serum!

- There's no such thing.

Okay!

Okay, okay.

Now I'm gonna make this

real easy for you, Luis.

Okay.

Where...

is Scott Lang?

Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when

I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place.

And I'm not talking about cell block D.

His wife had just filed for divorce.

And I was like, "Damn, homie, she

dumped you while you were in lock-up?"

And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought

I was gonna be with her forever,

but now, I'm all alone!"

And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta

chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner.

But you know what? I'm Luis."

And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty.

And we're gonna be best friends."

Wait, hold on, hold on.

Now I like a good story as much as the next person,

but what's this have to do with where Scott Lang is?

I'm getting there,

I'm getting there.

You put a dime in him, you got

to let the whole song play out.

He hit like human jukebox.

Oh! My abuelita had a

jukebox in a restaurant.

Yeah. Only played Morrissey.

And if anybody ever complained,

she'd be like, "Oh, porque? Gusta mas?"

And El Chicanos, we call

them mas, "then, adios!"

What can I say? We relate to these

melancholy bandits, you know?

- Lang.

- Right, right, right, right.

So anyway, this guy gets out of

jail and starts working for Hank.

And that's when he met Hope.

And Hope's all like,

"I want nothing to do with you. Look

at my hairdo. I'm all business."

And then Scotty's like,

"You know what, girl? My heart's all broken,

and I'll probably never find love again.

But damn, if I

want to kiss you!"

But then you fast-forward and they're

all like into each other, right?

And then Scotty's like, "You know

what, I can't tell you this,

but I'm gonna go trashing the

airport with Captain America!"

Then she said, "I can't believe you split

like that! Smell you later, dummy!"

So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he

won't admit it, but his heart's all like,

"Damn! I thought Hope could've been

my new true partner. But I blew it!"

But fate brought them back together,

and then Hope's heart is all,

"I'm worried that I can't trust him. And he's

gonna screw up again and ruin everything."

And in my heart, it's all like,

"That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's rent.

And we're days away from going out of business! Oooh!"

- Out of business?

- Days away?!

Damn truth serum! I was

trying to protect you guys.

I swear to God. I was trying to

be a good boss. But we're broke.

And the Karapetyans are our last hope,

and if we don't show up, we're done!

- That's terrible bossing.

- Damn, Bro!

- That's on me. That's on me!

- Hey!

Enough.

I'm gonna ask you

one more time...

Where is Scott Lang?

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