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All right,

but be back by eight.

I left something in the car.

Where are the keys?

- Over there.

- Thanks.

I'll be right back.

Hello, it's me, Eva.

You're there at the hotel...

in our room.

What are you doing?

Looking at your pictures.

What do you plan

to do with them?

Take them with me.

They turned out nice.

Come here.

Are you still there?

Come here.

If only I could...

But I can't.

and nothing but crap.

What a joke.

These German film titles.

"The Dummy Crisis".

You scared me.

- You're so nervous today.

- You just startled me.

What if we go

to the movies tonight?

- The movies?

- Why not?

We haven't done that

in a long time. I've circled 3.

- This one got good reviews...

- All right.

- Are you OK?

- Why shouldn't I be?

- There's something wrong...

- No, I'm fine.

- What time does it start?

- 7:
30.

Don't move,

I'll get a broom.

I'll call Iris to tell her

we're going out.

- What was that?

- Over there I think.

Did she scream for help?

Huh?

Probably just

a marital quarrel.

Probably.

Back to the real estate section.

High time we got out of this place.

- That weirdo again.

- Did he say anything?

They never say anything.

I'll have it traced next time.

Let's go to bed?

- Do you want to go first?

- No, go ahead.

Could you turn on

the light for me?

No problem, mister.

You shouldn't be smoking

when you're pregnant.

- I'm not pregnant.

- Not pregnant?

I just said that

because of Marco.

He wants a baby so bad.

We'd get married.

And he really thinks you're...

We even bought wallpaper

for the nursery.

How long

has this been going on?

- Two months.

- I don't believe it.

Men are so stupid.

What's so funny?

I figured I'd tell him

and get pregnant right after.

I ovulate this weekend.

It could work,

people have premature babies.

Two months...

All I can say is "good luck".

Just look at this.

Someone tore 6 pages

out of this magazine.

Can you imagine?

- Talk to the manager.

- Where is he?

- Try the meat section.

- The nerve of some people.

- Botle receipt?

- No.

Thank you.

Hey baby.

I'm on ladder now,

I call you right back.

I'm on ladder,

I call back. Okay, ciao.

What a fox.

You think she screams

when you screw her?

Or does she just lie there?

I dunno,

I first have to try her.

Sh*t. I forgot.

Moment.

Marco, what's wrong with you?

You said you'd call right back.

You made me wait

like a fool for an hour.

If I say I'll call right back,

I call right back.

You don't love me.

Where are you anyway?

Who with?

- And who else?

- Nobody. Robert and me.

And billboard.

You know.

I come soon.

Ciao.

- She is jealous woman.

- She's got good reason to be.

What reason?

No reason.

- I love her with my life.

- You people amaze me, man.

Hey, you marry with Astrid,

you know whole life

you f*** one woman.

Then come this woman,

she want f*** you,

you f*** her, no?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Simple, no?

You have only to use logic.

Where is he?

- Hey man, that your car?

- Yeah, so what?

- No standing, man.

- I ain't allowed to be here?

- You block my parking.

- I ain't allowed?

Move the car.

Don't sh*t your pants, Yugo,

you got plenty of room.

- Move the sh*t.

- What did you say?

- Move the shitcar.

- What did you say about my car?

- Move the sh*t.

- Why so nervous, boy? Got a problem?

- You asking for problem?

- A Yugo twerp ain't no problem for me.

Hello honey.

Honey,

sorry I was so angry on the phone.

No problem.

- You're not angry with me?

- Naw, forget it.

- I have question too.

- What?

- You wanna go dance tonight?

- I'd love to.

You like go Yugo disco?

Tonight I can't come.

- Tell me tomorrow. I call you.

- Honey, you hungry?

We go out, eat there.

Gota go.

I call you. Ciao.

- You like her?

- Astrid?

She good woman.

Strong woman.

When we f***, she's really loud.

I love that.

I'm wild about her.

When she comes,

she makes the strangest sound.

- Never heard anything like it.

- What sound she make?

It's hard to describe.

Like yodeling.

- Yodeling?

- Not yodeling, but kinda like it.

- I can't describe it.

- Wow baby, I need a drink.

- You must to order "Bamboo."

- I'll get one for you.

- You like this place?

- It's totally wicked.

Not same like yodeling?

Baby, there you are,

I look everyplace.

We go have drink.

- What are we drinking to?

- Toast to my son.

Sonja is so good woman,

when doctor say she got pregnant,

no more cigaretes,

no alcohol...

- Nothing.

- That's great.

Isn't it boring not being able

to drink or smoke?

Not if you know

why you're doing it.

Is cool song.

C'mon, let's dance.

- You sure got a sweet boyfriend.

- I know.

Saw you shakin' your fanny

with the Yugos.

Yeah, I dance if I have to.

Look, we put up

these billboards too.

Right Marco?

That's our work.

All billboards

is our work.

- What do you wanna do now?

- I have idea.

- What?

- We drive to place I know.

Good idea.

You drive, I roll.

Go easy,

is strong sh*t.

- Here, Sonja.

- Hey, she is pregnant woman.

Sorry.

I forgot.

But you're so skinny.

People always think I'm pregnant,

but I'm not.

I think you're perfect.

Love handles.

Not like the floozies

on those billboards of yours?

- They're not bad either, huh?

- Yeah right...

Hey Astrid, my favorite song.

I teach you lyric.

"Long time ago..."

Uh, forget it.

He sing about man

who leave wife and become rich man.

He lose all his money,

and then he go back.

Why he go back?

Nobody know. Just he know why.

And now...

he say he make

big mistakes.

Now he come back

to see wife before he die.

- "...before I die." You like?

- Great lyrics.

- Pretty, but sad.

- Is same like real life.

What's so sad about it?

First he leaves her

and then he's all remorseful.

It's just a song.

You're not leaving me,

though, are you?

- Not anytime soon.

- Listen, listen. Song continues.

Baby,

what's the problem?

Baby, tell me.

You couldn't take your eyes off her

all evening.

You and your Astrid.

Baby, baby.

Do I do that to you?

You think I'm stupid?

You think I'm blind

and don't see it?

- I don't do that to you.

- You and your silly head...

You don't love me.

But baby,

I love only you.

You don't call when you say you will.

I always call if I say so.

Baby, I told you already

I was on ladder.

Astrid is Robert's girlfriend.

- My woman is you, only you.

- Really?

You are mother

of my child.

Let's go upstairs.

What you doing?

Gymnastics.

- I hear baby.

- Marco, that's impossible.

It's this big.

Like a worm.

Yes, yes I hear,

small sound.

Marco, that's impossible.

- Botle receipt?

- No.

Botle receipt?

Botle receipt?

Have a nice weekend.

Have a nice weekend.

Botle receipt?

Hi. Which pizza

do you want?

Provencal, Cardinale,

Diabolo, Margarita?

Provenciale.

Okay. Kisses.

You catch

that ovulation window?

I dunno yet.

You oughta be able

to tell right away.

Thank you.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- Something is wrong.

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