Antiviral Page #3
We've got a pre-autopsy pool
going with the guys in accounting.
Mercer's playing it safe
and going with flu virus.
I'm thinking of taking a flyer
and going with food poisoning.
Do you think
it might have been food poisoning?
I don't know.
Of course, no one's saying drugs.
They'll never admit it if it is drugs.
- She didn't do drugs.
- Oh, you knew her well?
She was a Buddhist from birth.
She couldn't even take painkillers
or she would have been beaten.
I hear we'll be selling ringworm
from her dog Brom to fans with dogs.
Brom's getting a following.
Hey, Dorian turned your sample over
to the board this morning.
That's a bit exciting, our little shop
on the fringes of a media frenzy.
Can I have a 900 pack?
What's a 900 pack?
Everybody's guzzling Geist today.
Everyone's talking about her...
Oh, my gosh.
I don't even know if I can say it.
Her anus. You heard that right.
Rumours of the young star's situation
have been spreading like a rash,
with news outlets as far as Japan,
Australia and even the Middle East
scrambling to get the poop
on recent documents
leaked by the office
of Aria's specialist.
Swedish media network SM has even offered a bounty
for photographic evidence
of the unusual condition.
Sources close to her say
the normally hard-partying celeb
hasn't been seen in public since.
Well, that settles it.
I'm getting a camera.
- You would do that.
- The hunt is on.
Meanwhile, Hannah Geist's
former dog walker has opened up
in a recent interview
with our sister station.
51-year-old Helen Pinto was employed
full time at the now-shuttered estate
and caused quite a stir earlier today
when she claimed to be holding
one of the star's used panty liners.
Pinto said she retrieved the liner
towards the end of Hannah's illness
and was in the process
of having it analysed...
- What's with the cane?
- I've been having a little trouble.
before we get your part.
It must have happened overnight.
We found them like this in the morning.
I've never seen anything
like this before.
I mean, they were fine
when we shipped them.
Obviously they weren't fine.
You sold me bad meat.
Well, are your trays clean?
Don't f*** with me, Arvid.
Don't you even f*** with me.
- OK. I'm sorry, Luc.
- I can't serve this.
They think they're getting Hannah Geist
and I'm feeding them Ron Deggy.
OK. I'm gonna find out
what happened and I'm gonna fix it.
So do I get to know what's killing you?
I sold the other day.
It was a mistake.
Apparently the copy protection on some
of those old samples got a little weird,
but I didn't think
I'd get another chance.
Sounds reckless.
I'm just trying to keep things
interesting for myself.
- For two?
- Is Levine around?
Sure, he's in the back.
I'll let him know you're coming.
You'll like Levine.
He's one of my best guys.
I just wanna make sure
he's comfortable with all this.
Hang out here.
Is that you?
I've done everything you've asked.
I'm not strong enough to escape.
Please say something.
Hannah.
Oh, thank God you're here.
I'm so afraid.
I'll do anything you say.
Please, please just let me go.
Do you...
Do you want me to hurt myself?
I can't say no to you.
- Hello?
- What was that?
Please repeat yourself
so I can obey your command.
Do you want me to hurt myself?
Do you wanna see my body?
Please, I'm so afraid.
Please.
Please.
- Are you still there?
- All right, let's go.
- What is this thing?
- I can't take it any more!
It's part of a new franchise.
Levine has the only location in town.
- Tell me what to do. I'll do anything.
- It's catching on, though.
- Come on.
- I'll do anything.
Please.
Please.
Levine.
Syd March.
It's always strange
to meet the competition.
you actually work at The Lucas Clinic.
Yeah.
I think one of your friends
is a customer of mine.
Really? Yeah,
Vera brings me bugs sometimes.
So that's kind of cool, huh?
You're like an inside man.
I think I'd be too contemptuous
to play that game.
Oh, yeah. Levine's too classy
to profit from such trash.
I get that we're all rat men here,
Arvid, scavenging the bin.
But I like to think that my work
is purposefully gross at least.
Allows me to hoard
No offence. I don't even think
dignity's still valid currency.
I appreciate you
helping me out like this.
Anything for a friend of Arvid's. Here.
Where'd you get this?
I built it using old parts I co-opted
from a contact at Vole & Tesser.
I've been modifying it for years.
The resolution is somewhere between
one of the new ReadyFaces and a 7-86.
You, uh... wanna run your blood
through it right here?
No, thank you.
Yeah, that's fine.
So I don't have your 80-box,
but I can get one within the week.
- Arvid said you had one.
- I thought I did.
Turns out none of my stuff
is compatible.
Levine's all right.
Hey, I'm completely trustworthy,
all right?
I already know the guy
who can dig one up for me.
As a sign of good faith, though,
I would like to get your payment
out of the way while you're here.
My what?
The sample.
What sample?
The sample. What the hell, Arvid?
I told Levine you'd give us
a bit of that Hannah Geist bug
you've been carrying around.
Arvid.
Don't be a miser.
Hey, you. You gonna faint?
I hope you're not taking this
too personally.
Well, I'll admit I was a little insulted
when I found out
you weren't gonna share with me.
Were you gonna shop it around?
Did you just want this one
all to yourself?
OK.
Listen, I understand
these are special circumstances.
You and I both recognise that.
When we're done here,
I'll find you a doctor who will keep
your situation low profile.
And then we'll get you fixed up...
and you can still work for me.
All right?
at a maniac pace. You need a friend.
- All done?
- Almost.
I wouldn't mind grabbing
a bit of that rash for good measure.
Now, I would love to do this properly
if you would just stop freaking out.
Coffee.
Do you mind?
Hm.
Did you hear she died in her sleep while
her boyfriend was in the other room?
Then he got into bed
the whole night without knowing.
Can you imagine what an ordeal
it must have been when he found out?
I have no idea.
Every night since I heard that,
I've been touching my wife
before I go to sleep
just to make sure she's still warm.
Excuse me.
Right.
- What can I get you boys?
- I'll have the calamari.
I'm fine.
- How about you?
- I'll have the calamari.
Two calamaris.
- I'll live.
- Is that true?
I think you're a lot worse
than you're letting on.
I'm sorry. We're just waiting for a car.
My name's Portland and this is West,
and we're taking you to meet someone.
I'd rather not.
Are you planning
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